Michael
@MWL152
Followers
1,394
Following
1,152
Media
2,508
Statuses
43,532
Really hate it when players take a bounce after three steps
Joined November 2010
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Brazil
• 1211585 Tweets
Elon Musk
• 727945 Tweets
Meu Twitter
• 491510 Tweets
#BUS1stFANCON_KnockKnockKnock
• 199617 Tweets
Adeus Twitter
• 187935 Tweets
Wisconsin
• 116879 Tweets
Caitlin Clark
• 77858 Tweets
Bluesky
• 50055 Tweets
ブラジル
• 47187 Tweets
#GFRunTheWorldConcertD1
• 45255 Tweets
#プレイバックガチャ
• 39196 Tweets
Angel Reese
• 38472 Tweets
#INZM_30Mviews
• 24335 Tweets
michigan state
• 23117 Tweets
Djokovic
• 22689 Tweets
野菜の日
• 20124 Tweets
Popyrin
• 13432 Tweets
Stanford
• 13246 Tweets
台風一過
• 11532 Tweets
So Swift is getting three MCG games in a row before she has to play away? Fixture rigged again
32
127
2K
Celebrating a hat trick by getting so hammered that you munt in a cab and then saying that to a dumb arse cop is extremely acceptable behaviour
5
59
2K
Retiring due to being burnt out and then signing a six year deal for exactly the same job three months later
55
20
1K
This sentence is an absolute all timer. Unintentional A-grade comedy
24
33
689
@tobie_chapman
Americans discovering other time zones and sooking is both funny and annoying
13
1
647
“He’s a great story isn’t he… we know the challenges he’s had, they’re well documented.” - Luke Darcy on Taylor Walker
Probably wouldn’t describe racially abusing someone as his own challenge to overcome, personally
14
21
612
This is so funny. No one has ever taken a loss worse
Damien Hardwick had a personal tour of the AFL’s ARC system two weeks after the call to overturn THAT crucial decision.
@RalphyHeraldSun
38
4
15
21
15
595
Looking forward to watching Australia’s most spectacular athletic specimens representing the country on the world stage
16
17
601
Hopefully Toby Greene wears sleeves, kicks someone with his studs, riles up every Richmond player and fan and then wins the Norm Smith
13
19
522
Just heard that after Luke Shuey played in the WAFL a couple of weeks ago he put $1000 on the bar for the opposition team. Seems like a good guy
21
6
497
So glad I don’t support Collingwood so I don’t have to pretend to like Maynard
8
17
477
Some of the worst calling of the play you'll ever hear
43
15
449
Things that the behavioural officers should remove people for:
- yelling 'ball' at every single tackle
- yelling 'kick the bloody thing' or any variation of that
- thinking every umpiring decision against one's own team is wrong
- leaving early (not sure how this one will work)
62
28
443
Such a heartwarming underdog story that the club who has been handed 90 top ten picks are back winning finals
23
16
420
Lynch missing the game sealing goal from about four metres out is the best way this could have possibly finished. Game of the century
10
13
411
It’s funny how much North fans hate Essendon when Bombers fans don’t care at all
69
22
407
301 Dangerfield games and they’ve found an accident, a head clash, a normal tackle and something Selwood did.
Collingwood fans are genuinely not ok
41
10
365
In honour of Sam Flanders debuting the other night and because I have no job and nothing else to do, I've created the AFL/VFL All Simpsons Team
44
39
357
North should hire Rutten as an assistant coach on Monday morning as a power move
11
3
358
If there are any Cats fans out there who want to go to the game but can’t afford finals prices, I will buy you one ticket. Only accepting people who genuinely can’t afford it. Be honest.
The other criterion is you have to cheer obnoxiously loud. Let me know if you fit the bill
❝We need your support now more than ever.❞ 🔵⚪️ Tickets are still available and it's time for our untameable Cats Army to turn up in numbers.
Tickets 🎟:
51
13
201
48
28
347
It’s important in footy media to give awards to those who have recently been sacked for sexism and disparaging colleagues
A MASSIVE congrats to our very own
@GerardWhateley
and
@tommorris32
for their wins at the AFMAs tonight.
And a huge congrats to Tom for taking out the prestigious Alf Brown Award as this year’s best overall media performer.
🏆 🏆 🏆
159
10
472
18
8
336
Just walked down Errol Street and saw Harley Reid and Luke Davies-Uniacke high fiving in the Town Hall Hotel
12
7
337
Amarty 3 votes in a game where he was tactically subbed off, king
2
10
338
Just remembered the time Kane Cornes tried to tag Ablett in 2009 and kept him to 36 disposals, 2 goals (3 behinds) and 207 Supercoach points
11
5
324
West Coast just pulled 42,000 when they were tipped to lose by eight goals against a team with 100 fans
15
2
316
Why is he doing this at a Collingwood home game?
27
5
310
Tradies clogging up lanes on the Westgate while standing around doing nothing? Never seen that before
3
11
306
AFL: You get 30 seconds to have your shot on goal but if it looks like you're planning on using all 30 then you only get 15 seconds
15
35
289
Sources say Maynard is willing to participate in the coin toss pregame as opposing captain Lachie Neale is significantly shorter and lighter than him
Brayden Maynard will Captain our Club in Round 23 🫡
The team:
75
59
1K
9
8
297
I don’t think we’ve spoken enough about how good Close was in the grand final
23
2
296
Don't understand people who reverse into carparks just so they can drive out of them. It's way easier to reverse out of a carpark than it is to reverse into one
82
6
297
Marvel Stadium is without a doubt the worst stadium in AFL football. If you disagree you are wrong
33
6
285
No matter how many times the accounts are shut down it's still going to be 16 years since Essendon won a final
6
8
283
Anyone else often think about that time Gary Ablett Jr averaged 31.5 disposals for a whole season and also kicked 44 goals or is it just me
12
1
283
Wonder if Todd Goldstein is keen to come to Geelong after seeing he'd be dropped for a final if it rained in the morning
4
9
278
I was just walking down Smith Street and I dropped my car keys down a storm drain and you wouldn’t believe it, Brayden Maynard jumped out from behind a parked car, removed the grate and climbed into the drain to retrieve my keys for me
21
3
280
Having a law against selling alcohol on a particular day because of one particular religion is ridiculous and it needs to change
20
24
275
Brad Close taps and knock ons in the Grand Final with some bonus
@KrockFootball
commentary for the last one
15
16
260
I was told Alistair Clarkson was seen in a closet with Adrian Dodoro and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me
8
8
261
Like Darcy has called Sam Reid ‘Ben Reid’ about four times now. Why doesn’t someone tell him? Unbelievable how bad our sport’s broadcasting is
20
4
255
4
4
247
I watched AFL 360 for the first time in a long time last night and Mark Robinson made his 'hero of the week' Jordan DeGoey, who is soon to face court on sexual assault charges.
14
10
227
Remember that time Patrick Dangerfield dominated a prelim and then got 10 norm smith votes and a premiership medal?
12
4
228
This is so weird. Leave the 18 year old alone
11
1
231
If you’re on the same side as Pauline Hanson on an issue like this and that doesn’t cause you to have a bit of a rethink, you’re almost definitely an arsehole and quite likely racist
19
17
230
I don’t think Mason Cox gets bullied enough for having his height in his Twitter handle
12
0
227
@MattThompson
@7AFL
Would like it better if he did his fucking job properly during office hours
0
5
222
Quick reminder that the AFL waited until August 7 to release the round 24 fixture and we still ended up with Essendon on the Friday night, a team that will be out of the finals race
11
3
224
Needs to be moved to the MCG. 80 thousand Geelong members being locked out
IT'S A SELL OUT 🔥
Could not be more keen for this Cat fight 🦁
4
7
160
3
5
221
So let me get this straight... Nathan Buckley turned a blind eye to blatant racism in his club and denied it, and then later on in his tenure lied to one of his star players about his teammates and friends not liking him so he could push him out of the club? Seems like a good guy
16
11
219
Chris Scott undeservedly gets all of the blame if Geelong lose finals so it’s time to give him the credit for this one. A masterclass from Scotty.
6
3
212
Only way Gerard comes out of this looking good is if he wears a Messi guernsey and fake dreadlocks on 360 tonight
5
6
208
Random thought but has anyone ever done anything weirder than the time Harry Taylor played a whole game with a slice of ham in his sock just for a post game gag that didn’t land?
12
2
206
Play Richmond Gold Coast at Kardinia Park just for the twitter content please
17
6
203
0
0
2
1
5
198
We need more clubs trying to justify off season moves via social media. Give me a Dodoro video on why Goldstein is still in his prime
A fascinating insight into what Lachie Schultz has brought to our team 🤝
Forward’s Coach Scott Selwood analyses Lachie’s pressure, work rate and overall impact across the ground 🗣️
85
6
298
11
2
195
Underrated funny part of this sport is umpires just guessing how long fifty metres is
6
3
187
At 62 years old, Chris Fagan is the first ever coach to make the grand final after being investigated for racism
16
16
183
Someone recognised Josh Rotham and Jackson Nelson in a crowded nightclub?
7
0
183
This is heartbreaking. Stop abusing footy players for crying out loud
5
10
180
Darcy Moore rubbing Henry’s head into the dirt then immediately turning it over is very funny
6
7
180
A lot of people are pointing out that he never said he was burnt out, and I’d just like to make it clear that I truly don’t care. I just wanted to make fun of Damien Hardwick
6
1
177
Luke Darcy just saying free kick Dusty instead of watching what actually happened sums him up as a commentator
3
2
172
Ash was broken just three times in the entire tournament, twice in one set, and she still won that set
1
11
173
Geelong players who are as good as last year so far this season:
- Jeremy Cameron
- Zach Guthrie
20
1
172