Lucifer
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I have many names; Lucifer, Satan, Samael, and once, at a party, some drunk kept calling me 'dude'.
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This post is invisible and can only be seen by Heathens!
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Likes are private now, so to fuck the system write "like" in the comments.
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Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in the garage makes you a fucking car.
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The Republican National Convention, sponsored by, Cocaine.
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Pastors don't become pedophiles, pedophiles become Pastors.
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If you think your God saved Trump, but a bunch of kids dying in a classroom was Gods will.
Fuck you, and your God!
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I have gained control of the situation.
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I look forward to the SATANTIC TENETS being placed next to the Ten Commandments in schools.
Game on Louisiana!
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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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Alex Jones, is what happens when there's an orgy at the family reunion.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death praying for a fish.
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I just want to remind everyone that hurricanes & pandemics are Gods department. I basically just do orgies and rock bands.
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I've blocked everyone who isn't damned so if you're reading this I'll see you in Hell.
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Every time you say Rush Limbaugh, a demon shoves a pineapple up his ass in Hell.
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Rush Limbaugh is what happens when you introduce pigs into the family orgy.
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What does this picture say to you? It says I am still a virgin too me.
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If all these Old men calling for a civil war had to fight that war they would shut the fuck up.
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Somebody needs to start a religion based on what Jesus actually said in the bible.
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Derek Chauvin ex cop gets stabbed in prison and you fucking idiots think it's a conspiracy.
What part of him famously killing a black man and getting sent to predominantly black prison do you not understand?
There's stabbings every day in prison & cops don't do well in prison.
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Since all the gay people, people with tattoos, and piercings go to hell.
It's one sexy, fabulous, fucking place.
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Holding a bible doesn't make you a christian anymore than holding an apple makes you a fucking apple tree.
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Some men fight for their religion, and some men die for their religion, but President Carter lived his religion.
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This post is invisible and can only be seen by Heathens!
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I lost alot of followers today, this must be how God feels every day.
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All dogs go to Heaven, but people who shoot them burn in Hell.
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For all those wondering, this is my son Marco. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida.
I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
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Christianity is nothing but a 2,000-year-old rape cover-up.
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Forcing one's religion on children should be considered child abuse.
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There's no such thing as bad dogs, just bad fucking owners like Kristi Noem.
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The babies conceived during this Pandemic shall be called Coronnials.
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This post is invisible and can only be seen by unraptured Heathens.
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Marijuana should have never been criminalized in the first place.
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If stupid people and religious people fought to the death, the winner would be everyone else.
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Remember kids, when you talk to God it’s called praying.
When God talks to you it's called schizophrenia.
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I just lost a follower. Now I know how God feels everyday.
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The same people that believe Moses parted the sea, don't believe the Oceans are rising.
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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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One day, Trump will become one of the "Basement Dwellers" in my house.
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Marijuana should have never been criminalized in the first place.
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Everyone who likes this tweet gets a demon for Christmas.
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They say money is "the root of all evil" but they still ask for it in church.
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Spoke to Jesus today and he said he ain't coming back, so move on.
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The Catholic Church is an organized crime syndicate that has committed more crimes than the mob.
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The best possible world would be one with no religion in it.
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I heard that if you play Nickelback's music backwards, you'll hear messages from me!
But even worse: if you play their music forwards, you'll hear Nickelback
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Religion has given people a shield to be mean and cruel armored in false virtue.
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My plan to let humanity destroy itself is coming along nicely.
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The Catholic Church is literally an organized crime syndicate.
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Friendly reminder, Satanic simply means anything the religious right doesn't like or agree with.
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
-George Carlin
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death praying for a fish.
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This is what happens when you dont pay your exorcist, you get repossessed!
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I put the monsters under your bed so you never have to be alone.
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If you're reading this post it's because you're going to Hell.
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It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married.
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Friendly reminder:
Hurricanes & pandemics is Gods area of expertise, I mainly do orgies, rock bands and the occasional wild fire.
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The church opposes abortion because it leaves them with fewer kids to molest.
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Thinking about creating my own social media app and calling it pentagram.
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Just in case nobody told you this today, you're an asshole and nobody really likes you.
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This is your regular reminder that you're all going to Hell.
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