Louisa
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Told my sister-in-law that I felt like I was ‘coming down with something’
She said: ‘I’m passing your place, I’ll drop some things in for you’
I thought maybe it would be paracetamol etc.
It’s champagne and Revels
🤣
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I love my neighbours little row of Henry Hoover plant pots.
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@baldandglasses
I am absolute cringing inside and out on her behalf, thank goodness it was a good review….😬😂
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Just read an article about ‘appropriate’ clothes women over 50 should wear.
Well, I’m 53 and I’m off out in leather trousers and red suede boots.
Stick that up yer hoop! 🥳
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@Beska
What do you feed your cat? Does she have an adequate bed? Is she given enough treats? 😂
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When my daughter was about 7, if a football match went to penalties she would say:
‘Why don’t they do rock, paper, scissors instead’
She’s now 22 and still stands by this.
😂
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My fabulous neighbour who is 83, used to be in ‘showbiz’ and still has a twinkle in her eye is determined to find me a husband. Today she said:
‘Lou, quick, get yourself up to Waitrose, there’s a gent working there who looks like a young Cary Grant’
😂
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Just been in Tesco, two lads came in not wearing any shirts, heard a woman loudly tut and say:
‘How would YOU like it if women were walking around with no tops on?!’
One piped up:
‘Stay here til closing’
🤣
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Just spoke to my friend about her upcoming birthday:
Her: I’m treating myself to a night in a hotel.
Me: Ooh, lovely…where?
Her: Brighton
Me: Eh? We live in Brighton!
Her: I know, but I just like being in a hotel..room service, snacks, buffet breakfast.
Fair enough. 🤷🏻♀️😂
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Just checked my bank account and it appears no-one has deposited a large amount of cash, so it seems I had better go to work.
Fuming.
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My friend at work has recently started dating someone called Ray.
She said he’s just messaged her saying:
“At least tomorrow is Fri-Ray”
I’ve told her to end the relationship immediately.
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Just had a knock at the door and my first thought was:
‘Who on earth can that be at this time of night??’
It was 6.50pm…
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@anna_bobs
Imagine all the serial killers they would have to cast for the numerous dramas that are on the telly
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@Beska
It’s rather careless to not have had a spare tank and all the accessories knocking about, just in case a fish entered your life…😂
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I often see an elderly chap walking his little dog in the morning, stopped to chat to him today, he told me it’s his 90th bday next week, I asked how he’s going to celebrate, he said:
“Going to the races with the lads”
Brilliant. 😂
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I love an independent hardware store, gonna have to buy this glorious feather duster!
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Just got to work and a colleague has brought in homemade shortbread which she said we can have later.
I’m assuming ‘later’ means at 7am.
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Just had a bag of salt and vinegar Discos that have literally stripped my mouth of nerve endings.
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I have a fab neighbour, she’s 82, used to be in ‘showbiz’, married 3 times and still has a twinkle in her eye.
Just had a delivery and as the guy walked away her door opened and she said:
‘Lou! Get his number, he looks like a young Gregory Peck!’
🤣
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Just walked past a house that had a sign on the door saying:
No canvassers
No cold-callers
No family
😂
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A rare Saturday off for me, so I’m off out later for lunch, cocktails and gallivanting around. 🥳
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@TashP351
I was in Waitrose recently and a young child was inconsolable because there was no pistachio flavoured ice cream…😳
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Popped round to my friend and she was eating strawberry Angel Delight.
Told her she was a weirdo as EVERYONE knows that butterscotch is the best flavour.
Fact.
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Earlier I popped round to see my friend, before I left I did this in her kitchen.
I’ve just received a message from her saying:
Idiot.
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I have made TWO rolls to take to work, I have learnt from bitter experience that when I eat my ‘lunch’ by 10.12am, I am then STARVING at approx 1.23pm.
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Just contemplating whether I need a giant inflatable Frankenstein.
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The only good thing about working all weekend is that I have today off.
My plans are as follows:
Sofa
Snacks
Snoozing
Snacks will include crisps, cheese and Maltesers.
And some more cheese.
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My friend has messaged to ask if I fancy going out for:
‘Lunch and cocktails’
Me: ‘Yes!’
Her: ‘Great, I’ll call for you at 10.30’
Me: ‘10.30 am???’
Her: ‘I can come earlier if you want?’
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When I left for work this morning I walked through a cobweb, so for the rest of the day I will be CONVINCED that a spider and its entire family have taken up residence in my hair.
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Just managed to fit into a pair of skinny jeans that I haven’t worn for ages.
Despite my diet being 67% cheese.
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A very cute delivery guy has just wished me a ‘wonderful day’ and winked.
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I love chatting to my friends little boy (aged 6) on the phone.
Whenever I say that I’m going to pop round to see him, he says:
‘Okey dokey, pig in a pokey, up yer bum’
😂
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I’ve just got in from work and my friend has messaged to say she’s off to a spin class and do I want her to pick me up en route.
No.
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A colleague is doing her fourth sky-dive, she’s been trying to persuade me to do one, saying it’s the ultimate “adrenaline rush”
Mate, I’m 53, these days I get an adrenaline rush from driving my car with the petrol light on.
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Just been for an early morning swim in the sea.
I have one word for it:
COLD.
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After I’ve eaten something savoury I want something sweet, then I want something savoury followed by something sweet, then fancy something savoury and then something sweet.
Ad Infinitum.
🙃
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Just spoke to my friend and she’s having a jacket potato with tuna and pineapple.
PINEAPPLE ON A SPUD!
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It’s 6.40am, I’ve just got to work and I’m already thinking about the homemade lasagne I’ve got for my dinner tonight.
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The speed at which the Tesco self-service attendant confidently taps ‘Visibly Over 25’ is RUDE.
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Saturday, and I’m off out later for a boozy lunch with a good friend.
Excellent plan!
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Once upon a time I would have been getting ready to go out, drinks, dancing, mixing with degenerates.
But now I’m happy to be on the sofa, eating crisps and watching the telly.
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Just spotted this, I honestly thought it was someone who hadn’t made it home last night!
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Today is my last working day this week, so I declare the Bank Holiday weekend has officially started.
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Today I have been swimming in the sea, I have one word for it:
COLD!
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I have three older brothers, and as you can imagine our household used to be rather ‘lively’
We used to ask our Dad:
‘Who’s your favourite?’
And he would reply:
‘I hate you all equally’
🤣
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Got out of bed, tripped over shoe, clattered into door frame, stubbed my toe.
Smooth, real smooth.
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Just rang my daughter, who’s at Uni, to tell her the nights are drawing in.
I have officially turned into my Mother.
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Just got home from work, too tired to faff around in the kitchen, so I’m having cheese on toast.
Fine dining around here tonight.
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One of my brothers has just popped round, he came in and said:
‘Lou, an ice-cream van has crashed outside, the area has been coned off’
I looked out of the window.
He laughed and walked out.
I fell for it. 🤦🏻♀️
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Having to go to work for a living is becoming rather tiresome.
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Coffee and croissants for breakfast, how very continental.
Ooh La La!
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I live very close to bars, cafes, pubs, so far I have heard the song ‘Vindaloo’ at least 43 times…😂
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The moronic, knuckle-dragging rioters are meant to be coming to Brighton and, quite frankly, they can fu*k right off.
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It’s nearly June and I’m off out in a FUR COAT!
Ridiculous state of affairs.
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It’s so heartwarming to see how the moronic rioters were outnumbered by the peaceful protesters, good will always prevail over evil.🙏
I’m sticking the kettle on to make you all a cup of tea/coffee.
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As I don’t appear to have a butler, I suppose I had better make my own breakfast.
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One of my brothers has just rung and said:
“Lou, fancy a quick drink”
Me:
“Not really, I’ve just got in from work”
Him:
“Well I’m in a cab on my way to you, see you in a minute”
🤷🏻♀️
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Just left work and saw this and thought:
‘Ah, look at that white cat’
It was only when I got closer I realised it was a bag.
It’s been a long day. 🫠
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I’ve just eaten a whole baked Camembert.
This is because one of my brothers is coming round and he always eats ALL my cheese.
Pettiness at its best.
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Going round to see my friend later, she does ALL her food shopping at M&S, I’m going to snack my way around her kitchen.
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I just walked into the kitchen at work, I spotted this tin which I thought was filled with chocolates, it was only when I got close I realised it was pods for the coffee machine.
Fuming.
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My friend is on holiday and is sending me photos of cats.
She thought I would especially like this one.
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@Lisam_Willis
And wasted my Saturday night…I could have been at home eating cheese and crackers!
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@butterfly40_
I agree, I did a bit of modelling in the early 90’s, our paths crossed quite a few times, especially as we were both from Brighton…she was only a young girl but so bright and funny, I am sad to see how her life has panned out.
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Just spotted these couple of fellas, taking it easy on a Friday morning.
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Just had beans on toast with a LOT of cheese grated on top.
I have won Friday.
Fact.
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Just reminiscing with one of my brothers how our Nan used to have a drawer of ‘good elastic bands’
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There is an area not too far from me known as ‘Poets Corner’ this is due to all the roads being named after famous poets.
My friend lives in Wordsworth Street
She just rang and said:
‘Omg, I’ve only just realised why this area is called Poets Corner!’
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Only eating HALF a packet of Jaffa Cakes is classed as dieting in my opinion.
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