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Abeg if you know you lost primaries, kingly remove your posters and billboards, make town clear small.
Let’s Keep Plateau clean
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Jos bolt drivers Anthem
You ordered for a ride..
How much is the app showing you?
add something!..
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When you enter University of Jos and you walk 5 minutes without seeing any fine girl, just know you're in main camp.
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Be careful with Plateau girls, especially Mwaghavul and berom girls.
Na me know as my heart Dey do me.
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"To applaud a politician because he has built a school, hospital or road using public money.. is the same as congratulating an ATM machine for giving you your money."
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After going through eight rough years in this Plateau, under the party APC. You still campaign for that same party saying the candidate is DIFFERENT, you have brain cancer.
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Mangu girls are the most beautiful girls in Plateau state.
This one no be meme.
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Eye doctor: what brings you in today?
Me: I'm having trouble seeing red flags
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There are certain disrespect that apology or explanations doesn’t just fix.
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I love the way Nigerians are catching cruise knowing fully well that we are finished 😅😅
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NANS shutting down Lagos State Airport. Good move, take it to Apapa too.
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I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud.
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Nobody
Keke drivers ignoring the car next to them after almost crashing into it .
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Abuja results never reach Abuja collation centre
But that of Ekiti state without airport have reached Abuja
🤔🤔🤔
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If you're studying law in this country, just go and buy ring light and start creating TikTok videos.
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Guys clearly we have to end APC in Plateau. If you're for Labor Party I stand with you and I wish you the best but personally, I'm for Caleb Mutfwang of the PDP and I strongly believe he'll restore our past glory and usher in the governance we deserve.
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I surprise myself by being so calm in certain situations, even when I'm at my weakest I'll retreat into my silence.
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Lalong become the first plateau state governor in history to lose his senatorial bid
What a failure 💔
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My ex taught me to just go for looks because even the ugly ones treat you like shit.
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I blame my great grandfathers for not going with the slave traders 😂 I for no dey this Nigeria dey do "Elu P 71, Elu P 72, Obi 73" with wuna.
I for dey UK dey do "innit innit" by now 😂😂
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Distance is my new response. I don't return energy. I remove myself.
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Hardest lesson I am learning right now is:
Give, but don't let it empty you.
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Even if Jesus comes down from heaven to campaign in Nigerian elections, some people will not vote for him because he is from the tribe of judah. He is not from their tribe 😂💔
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If you're banking with Union Bank or UBA try and be checking your Blood pressure level.
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I don’t even feel special when a girl likes me anymore, you girls likes everybody.
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Even if you give a UniJos girl 10million na still oil perfume business she go start.
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Than studying political science in this country better start learning tailoring.
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Men are simple. If he loves you, you will know. If he doesn’t you’ll be confused. Simple
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You can be grinding for 5 years with no results, and on the 6th year become the biggest thing on the planet.
The power of never giving up is real.
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Finally Plateau presidential result
#PlateauPresidentialresult
APC - 150,132
PDP - 450,329
LP - 1,125,400
Please retweet and spread the Good news
#LabourParty
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What an eventful week..
NYSC P.O.P
Nigerian police P.O.P
NSCDC P.O.P
NCS P.O.P
KUJE prisoners P.O.P 😂😂😂
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ALL JOKES ASIDE...Ladies IF you were a man, would you date your friends? Be honest.
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Not everyone at your workplace is your friend. Do your job. Get paid. Go home.
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@EeevaJames
Baba Jang did well and we can say he is the best Governor we've had. As for Lalong, he is just a disgrace. No one is against Nentawe, we don't just want APC on the Plateau. Understand this.
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If dem accuse you for something wey you no do, do the thing make everybody rest.
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There's a time to be a nice person and there's a time to say enough is enough.
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If you see the way your boyfriend is telling another girl he doesn't have a girlfriend, you'll face your studies. 😂
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Knowing who you are is how you remain unfazed when someone is projecting onto you. Your ego doesn't care to prove them wrong, you know you.
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The only reason you know so many stingy people is because you beg alot
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The Plateau State House of Assembly has issued the immediate suspension of all local government council chairmen and councilors across the state's 17 council areas. The announcement was made by the Speaker, Rt Hon. Ayuba Abok, during a Plenary Session on Thursday.
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Nothing dey pain guy wey no get car pass to see him babe inside car, especially front seat. Even if na her papa car o😅
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This chapter of my life is called:
Now that I know better, I must DO better.
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Delete the chats, delete the pics, forget all the moments.
Move on...
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PRTV buried announcement
Rich man: With gratitude to God for life well spent...
Poor man: With total submission to the will of God we regret to announce....
😂😂
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it takes less than 2 seconds for a person to forget all you ever done for them.
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If you're afraid of posting a certain status because people will judge you, forward it to me..
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I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things that aren't meant for me.
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Whenever I remember where I and my guys are coming from and who we all want to be, tears roll down my cheeks🥺…… bc it is not easy out here😞 I pray death won’t cut our story short💔🤲🏿.
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You'll never truly understand:
Marriages
Divorces
Child birth
Death of a loved one
Parenting
Until it actually happens to you
Theories and assumptions of situations in life are not realities
You think you are smarter than most until life humbles you when it's your turn.
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One thing about me, I don't distance myself from anybody to teach them a lesson, I distance myself because I finally learned mine.
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Once you show me that you don't really fuck with me, I'm gonna show you that I believe you.
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I remember watching last year’s Nigerian idol when one of the Judges told a contestant that he’ll do better in comedy than music. 😂😅
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When people start drifting away, please don't just assume they are forming busy. Life is hard these days, people are going through a lot that they don't talk about.
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With the current increase in price of everything, we are grateful to God that he has not increased the tithe to 15% or 20%... It's still 10%. Be faithful and don't rob God.
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I was at my lowest, nobody knew because I was still helping others like I had it.
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You will always find love draining if you date people you have to raise.
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Campaign for your candidate on your status as you see me do for Mutfwang. No do mistake carry your campaign come my DM, bc it'll not end there.
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Shit so temporary nowadays, one day you fuck with someone heavy then the next day y’all ain’t shit to each other.
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