I have this friend
And his wife makes $900,000/yr as an OnlyFans model
He's a stay at home dad and shitposts on Twitter all day to make $152/month
They want to buy a house but can't get approved for a mortgage because no w2
What would you tell them? 🤔
I have an idea how to compete with AirBNB
Hear me out…
We buy a large building, split it into like 400 rooms… each room has its own bathroom, maybe a fridge.
No kitchen because who cooks on vacation anyway?
Rent each room by the night. Someone comes in the morning and
Only on Twitter can you make $150k/yr remote 30hrs a week while being able to spend copious amounts of time with your growing family
And be made to believe you need to be doing something better with your life
If realtors don’t want to work for less than 6%, who’s going to tell me the important facts like:
- bedroom count and square footage listed on Zillow
- hardwood floors throughout
- what a great school district it is as shown on Zillow
- why backing up to a freeway isn’t that
@RadarHits
When your turn 18 you have to register for the draft already anyway
This is not the same as “they’re drafting 18-26 year olds” and is misleading
@LPinFinance
Smart decision
No one has ever built wealth by holding on to real estate
Hope you're taking the difference and investing in memecoins and lottery tickets
Savings accounts are literally paying you 5% to do nothing
What's stopping you from putting $3million in savings and living off $280k/yr for the rest of your life?
My wife and I played a game where we both came up with a list of 3 people we get a free pass to sleep with
My list was
- Jessica Alba
- Sydney Sweeney
- Anne Hathaway
Hers was:
- The cute barista at Starbucks
- My best friend
- My brother
I have an idea how to compete with Uber
Hear me out...
We buy a bunch of cars, maybe old Crown Victorias? (I hear they're reliable)
Hire a bunch of drivers and charge people for rides
You wanna go from Brooklyn to Queens? I got you
Pricing? There will be a meter in the car
Before you complain about your life get some perspective
I have a friend who:
- Works out twice a day
- Has sex every day
- Has no financial worries
- Reads 3 books every week
Yet he still complains about being in prison
Quit my job today
Looked my boss in the eye and said "I have FU money so FU, I'm going to start a landscaping, powerwashing, house flipping self storage business and then write and e-book showing others how to do the same!"
Can't wait to start on Monday
After being active on Twitter for a bit, I realize I'm a failure because I haven't made millions on
- Gas stations
- Single family homes
- Multi-family homes
- Dumpster rentals
- Car washed
- UPS stores
- Turo rentals
And everyone on here is a millionaire from those so it must
Instead of going to work today you could:
- Clean your neighbor's trash bins
- Charge $150 each
- Do 20 a day
- Make $900,000/yr
Why aren't more people doing this?
I have this friend
And his wife makes $900,000/yr as an OnlyFans model
He's a stay at home dad and shitposts on Twitter all day to make $152/month
They want to buy a house but can't get approved for a mortgage because no w2
What would you tell them? 🤔
@WallStreetSilv
Who would have guessed a bunch of straight men getting the same magazine full of half-naked women for 30+ years don't want to see a half-naked man?
My EV battery in my Tesla died yesterday
And dealer wanted $12,000 to replace it and my crackhead neighbor who’s a mechanic wanted $300
So I went on YouTube learned how to do it myself, electrocuted myself and spent the night in the hospital
Got the battery in but now I have
Before you complain about your life get some perspective
I have a friend who:
- Works out twice a day
- Has sex every day
- Has no financial worries
- Reads 3 books every week
Yet he still complains about being in prison
Talking to a guy at a barbecue
He’s worth $62million but owns a paid off home
Another one stuck in the golden handcuffs of home ownership
Felt bad for him
I know the Toyota Corolla is the car of millionaires
So I went and bought one
$39,500, rolled over some negative equity, got a nice 19% loan and only have to pay $1,050/month for this beauty
Why aren’t more people doing this?
@HeroDividend
Go to the nicest restaurant, wait for someone to get up and go to the restroom
Then sit down in their seat, eat their food and claim squatters rights
I told my son that he could live with us after college but had to pay rent. After 16 months, he moved out today.
I showed up at his new apartment with all the rent he's paid and said "See all this money? This is why you shouldn't be a sucker and rent your whole life"
Then
If realtors don’t want to work for less than 6%, who’s going to tell me the important facts like:
- bedroom count and square footage listed on Zillow
- hardwood floors throughout
- what a great school district it is as shown on Zillow
- why backing up to a freeway isn’t
Today I'm worth $20million
Here's how I did it:
- Wake up at 5am every day
- Cold showers twice/day
- Meditate 2x per day
- Daily mindset routine
- Married a girl who inherited $20million
@sweatystartup
Ah this post did well
I’m gonna take a video of me throwing my kids ice cream in the trash to teach them about bullies and see how it does
I don't get why every dad in my neighborhood is doing yard work today.
I'll hire all of that shit out. I'm not spending my Saturday mornings doing chores.
• If I'm working, I'm doing something $$ productive
• If I'm not working, I'm not doing freaking yard work
@GuyDealership
But why?
I'd much rather spend all afternoon drinking cold, bad coffee while trying to get my wifi to connect for the 9th time, only to be told at 5:30pm my car won't be ready until tomorrow and I'll need a ride home... and they're closing... now
It’s official, recession is here
Drove by Chick Fil A and there were ZERO cars in the drive thru
It’s been a good run but I’m selling it all at Monday opening bell
What the heck Starbucks??
I ordered a simple Venti Caramel Crunch frap with 5 banana extra caramel extra whip extra ice extra cinnamon 7 pumps caramel extra crunch 1 pump honey extra brownie batter 5 pumps coffee frap 7 frap chips heavy cream and double blended
And they only
My mentor of 10 years is living his last days out
Went to visit him and asked for 1 piece of advice
I'll never forget what he told me
"Take those 80hrs a week you're working and double that. Focus on what's important: Money"
Becoming a millionaire and retiring early is easy
Here's how I did it:
- Wake up at 5am every day
- 2 cold showers each day
- Daily affirmations
- Inherited $10million from my dad
- Make my own coffee at home
Why aren't more people doing this?
My mentor of 10 years is living his last days out
Went to visit him and asked for 1 piece of advice
I'll never forget what he told me
"Take those 80hrs a week you're working and double that. Focus on what's important: Money"
I told my son that he could live with us after college but had to pay rent. After 16 months, he moved out today.
I showed up at his new apartment with all the rent he's paid and said "See all this money? This is why you shouldn't be a sucker and rent your whole life"
Then I
Quit my job today
Looked my boss in the eye and said "I have FU money so FU, I'm going to start a landscaping, powerwashing, house flipping self storage business and then write and e-book showing others how to do the same!"
Can't wait to start on Monday