✡︎ Lauren
@Laurganize
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ZioAshki ConservaDem with Orthodox leanings • Shoah 3G Tribe and country, not party • Kvetchposting on Jewiness, history, politics • אחדות ואהבת ישראל 🎟️
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It’s a terrible time to be a Zionist who likes hipster shit.
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A Jewish “anti-Zionist” realizing her comrades are racist Jew haters💡
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Can they shut up about the Talmud?
It takes SEVEN YEARS to study half of the Talmud, and only the most learned Jews do so. If most of us haven’t even read it, these illiterate Nazis haven’t read it, and it’s certainly not informing non-existent global Jewish ops.
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My grandpa z”l escaped the ghetto, joined the partisans, and killed Nazis with his bare hands. He would’ve gone Inglourious Basterds on Hamas’ asses.
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Republican Jews: Democratic Jews aren’t your enemies
Democrat Jews: Republican Jews aren’t your enemies
Hamas. Hezbollah. Houthis. Iran. KKK. Neo-Nazis. AltRight. QAnon. Groypers. Alcoholic Irishmen. Yale CompLit majors.
These are your shared enemies. Stop dividing us.
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NO SHE DIDN’T
Leo Frank was an innocent Jew who was racially profiled, wrongfully convicted, and dragged out of jail to be lynched by the KKK.
He has been exonerated the world over.
Candace Owens is SATAN 🐍🔥
Just when you think this woman cannot get more disgusting.
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@ArielElyseGold
3/4 of the Jews rescued weren’t even of European extraction. Your imposition of whiteness upon Jewry just might be racist.
Enjoy your gentrification of Paterson, NJ, though, Ari!
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@liamcunningham1
Remind me, why’s that? Could it be because Hamas was holding hostages INSIDE A REFUGEE CAMP? Why would they do that when Gaza is full of tunnels?
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@yaelbt
Hamas shot Chaim while he was hiding in a closet. Because he absorbed all of the bullets, this amazing woman lived to save two little boys.
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Following
@AuschwitzMuseum
, one of the constants is that hardly anyone who made it past Day 1 “selection” survived for more than 4-6 weeks.
The Dutch Lierans mother and boys were gassed on arrival, and their father perished 5 weeks later.
@AuschwitzMuseum
For the Lierens family 🪨
[All the family, other than the father, Salomon, were murdered on the 12 Aug 1942. Salomon was murdered on the 19 Sept 1942 in Auschwitz]
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Candace Owens may or may not be reincarnated Eva Braun
The ADL was literally created to cover for a wealthy pedophile murderer named Leo Frank, who raped and killed a 13 year old little girl then tried to blame it on a poor black illiterate janitor who worked for him.
This was in 1913 in the racist segregated south. The evidence
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@Vanessid
“Nothing about Palestintine” LMFAO you literally think you’re the sun, don’t you?
What albums have dropped lately that DO mention Palestine?
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Sorry, what are hostages supposed to look like 4 months post-release, dude?
Anyway, being that I wasn’t hunted, shot, kidnapped, held captive, molested, and operated on by a veterinarian without anesthesia, I can’t judge. Mia can do whatever she wants.
I do, however, wish Jews
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The irony of (justifiably) alluding to Charlottesville while Hezbollah flags fly outside the DNC isn’t lost on me
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I met a Bucharian dude on line for the shabbos buffet at
@Chabad
, and he told me his 1st cousin wasn’t only anti-Israel, but also pro-Hamas. I took a stab and asked if his cousin was Rafael Shimunov, and he said he was!
Apparently, poor Rafi now sits alone at family simchas. 🎻
Israel is the oppressor.
Palestine is the oppressed.
Everything else is talking about the weeds. How an oppressor can “be better” and how the oppressed can “be oppressed better”.
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@RitchieTorres
If Israel had let the bombs fall on Al Aqsa, Jews might be clear to rebuild our Temple on the Temple Mount.
Isn’t it odd that an “Apartheid State” would sacrifice its own Jewish interests for the sake of Palestinian and Muslim worship?
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2024: Ashkenazi Jews are Jew haters’ scapegoats and other Jews’ punching bags.
So over this stale shit, which actually hits like bullying at a time when we’re denied legitimacy and dignity from every direction.
Sorry pomegranates didn’t grow on the trees in fucking Minsk.
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Well, Zionist Jews have no friends.
Guess we’ll just have to support, educate, employ, befriend, and marry each other like we used to 🇮🇱
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@EylonALevy
Whose grandparents you calling weak?
My grandpa z”l escaped the ghetto, joined the partisans, and killed Nazis with his bare hands. He would’ve gone Inglourious Basterds on Hamas’ asses.
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Registering 100 yo
@HillaryClinton
supporter Eloise, who was born before women could vote!
@HillaryforOH
#NationalVoterRegistrationDay
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@BillAckman
Are you confident Trump would leave of his own volition at the end of a second term?
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I’m a centrist Dem who calls balls and strikes, thus pissing off everyone eventually.
But, let it be known that if you come at me, as several have since Shabbos’ RNC speech, that I’m not some sheltered JAP who’ll lie down take it. I’m a Bronx public school and prep school
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Are those who say I lose my Jew Card unless I vote Republican demanding I oppose my Congressman
@RitchieTorres
in the future?
Just checking.
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@IhabHassane
They associate themselves. It is your job to renounce them, not ours. We are in their line of fire.
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After October 7th, can Sephardim, Mizrahim, and Israelis refrain from lampooning Ashkenazim for the byproducts of our poor, inhospitable, and often barren involuntary exile?
I know Ashkenazi Hebrew sounds silly and our foods are too bland for your liking, but your impression of
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Vladimir Putin arranged the unconditional release of dual Russian-Israeli citizens from Hxmas captivity last Fall.
If Xi Jinping wanted Noa Argamani home, she’d be home.
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Theirs isn’t cultural appropriation; it’s cultural kleptomania
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Got love from KKKandace in a second tweet! 🥰
I gotta say, it’s wonderful that she’s petty enough to take time for the little guy.
She’s nothing if not accessible!
NO SHE DIDN’T
Leo Frank was an innocent Jew who was racially profiled, wrongfully convicted, and dragged out of jail to be lynched by the KKK.
He has been exonerated the world over.
Candace Owens is SATAN 🐍🔥
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Just heard on CNN:
The number of Jewish voters in swing states exceeds the 2020 margin of victory.
Shabbat shalom to my significant and empowered Jewish-Americans 🫶🏻🇺🇸🗳️🇮🇱
(Non-Americans, too. You’re mostly alright.)
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Worth noting that we Jews with Polish ancestry don’t have homes, families, or communities to “return” to either. And you know why. Thx.
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My ex-boyfriend, a Toronto Jew who’s not on Twitter, just called on the verge of tears due to so much local antisemitism hitting him at once.
Jwitter is such an underrated support system.
Twitter is what it is, but given the limited capacity for Israel discussion and advocacy within my family etc, you CyberZios really mean a lot to me!
🩵💪🏻🇮🇱
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@CarolineGlick
@of_dalston
@GolanMay
@MichelleObama
ILU, but I’m surprised we haven’t heard from you. You led a movement for the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram in Nigeria, but you haven’t spoken about Hamas’ violent kidnappings of scores of girls and women in Israel on 10/7. They need you, hope to hear from you 💌
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@RitchieTorres
As the pro-Israel community turns against itself, many ostracizing pro-Israel Jews who cannot support Trump, I hope no one forgets the good that Dems like
@RitchieTorres
and
@JohnFetterman
have done for us.
Enough disrespect and the political purity tests. If you trusted
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Fun fact:
Jewish Orthodoxy holds that it’s kosher to pray in mosques because Allah is the same entity as Hashem by a different name.
Having said that, I don’t recommend it.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
How many times do I need to say that Watermelon Warriors have a racism problem?!
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Per X, I’m a
spineless, genociding, hooknosed, Aryan, Christkilling, Levant-colonizing, Khazar Zio AshkieBot with no tastebuds 🤖🥯
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SOS, I cannot move, speak, or feel my appendages.
What a dream come true for this
@RepRitchie
constituent.
Thank you, Congressman Torres 🥲🥹😭🫠
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I appreciate everyone’s noble efforts to promote a realistic understanding of Israel’s demography, but this 1900s throwback race science is creepy AF, whether it’s spearheaded by Jew haters or us.
Why are we so obsessed with playing their game and providing “evidence” of our
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@jzimelstern
There’s nothing I’d rather see than them out of Congress, but to be fair, critics say the same about Jewish Americans and AIPAC/Israel advocacy.
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MAGA is pro-🇷🇺
The Far Left is pro-🇮🇷
The sane center is pro-🇮🇱🇺🇦
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Oh apparently they think Zionists are infiltrating pro-Palestinian discourse to make them look bad. And also Antifa, not MAGA, stormed the Capitol on January 6th 🙄🧲
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🇮🇱 🔔 🇮🇱 🔔 🇮🇱
Tehillim (Psalms) for Israel’s safety
Links in🧵— It’s very common for people to split them as a group, so I’d be happy to help. 🙏🏻
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Genius Kapo Hamasnik balks at “chutzpah,” an ancient Hebrew word that entered Yiddish immaculately.
“Arab Jews” (Mizrahim) like Hebrew, last I checked. This isn’t about anti-Ashki red herrings, it’s about
@alon_mizrahi
hating his people.
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🔥 Proposal:
1. Excommunicate Kapo matrilineal Jews
2. Recognize loyal patrilineal Jews who get shit from the rabbinate and still suffer antisemitism due to their names and faces
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OMG
Just saw a convoy of 10+ unmarked, black police SUVs heading southbound toward
@Columbia
with sirens 🚨
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@RitchieTorres
I must respectfully disagree. A Shapiro selection would’ve signaled concern about moderate/pro-Israel retention (PA), but a Walz endorsement signals greater concern for pro-Palestinian retention (MN).
Kelly or Beshear would’ve been Switzerland picks, but she opted out.
What a
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My Jews,
Friendly reminder that individuals and entities on BOTH the Left and the Right are trying to destroy us and our only country.
Do not put your politics before your people.
Any Jew who wants Jews to live and Israel to survive is family. We must stay unified regardless
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Whistleblower moment- I cannot emphasize just how noteworthy this stance is coming from this individual.
Dems who flame me for sounding the alarm about our own
@DNC
may want to stop gaslighting long enough to listen to one of the most influential Democratic advisors in history.
Biden’s midnight speech so caved to the anti-Israel lobby that he did not even use the word ‘Israel’ and spoke only of ceasefires and hostages adding that there are good people on both sides…No talk of the 1200 raped and murdered on October 7th. No condemnation of Hamas or Iran.
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Of the 1-2 dozen Nazi concentration and death camps, Auschwitz is the only one where Nazis practiced tattoo branding. Auschwitz also ceased its tattooing practices later in the war, once German desperation rose and speedy “processing” became paramount.
In order to have been
Only the Jews in Auschwitz (and who were not immediately sent to gas chambers) were tattooed.
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Twitter is what it is, but given the limited capacity for Israel discussion and advocacy within my family etc, you CyberZios really mean a lot to me!
🩵💪🏻🇮🇱
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Hi friends,
Sorry for being MIA!
Everything’s okay; I’ve just been tackling lots of mishegas since Passover.
Miss you tons and be back to eternal onlineness as soon as possible.
Love,
Lauren 🤍🩵
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Jewish MAGA speaks about my vote in ways I never speak about theirs.
- I’m brainwashed
- I’m voting my heart, not my head
- I can’t prioritize properly
- I can’t spot lies
If you can’t respect others’ electoral calculus, don’t expect me to believe your hollow, patronizing
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@TWLadyGrey
Thank you very much. I don’t want to say we’re there yet and I hope we never are, but German Jews were very integrated as well.
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@CrazyNormie
That’s a huge mitzvah; thank you for doing that. Survivors’ having to suffer antisemitism again in their late years is the worst aspect of all of this.
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Can’t articulate how surreal it is for me to watch a friend/neighbor I’ve known for years shoot up to activist stardom, but it was always in the cards for Shabbos.
This is a Jewish Bernie/Bowman voter crying out for help. His liberal, Orthodox Jewish voice is beyond
American Jews are sick and tired of being sick and tired. Manhattan’s District Attorney dropped nearly all charges against antisemitic Columbia University students who violated the law and harassed Jewish classmates. We say: ENOUGH!
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Have to give belated props for not mentioning Islamophobia in this statement
Read my full statement on the protests in Washington, D.C. yesterday.
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@RitchieTorres
As a Dem, I hate to say it, but this is what the
@DNC
will be like in August. There will be no October 7th without Gaza, no antisemitism without Islamophobia.
Or mentioning Palestine in this year’s
@WhiteHouse
Passover greeting!
These tone deaf snubs start to have a cumulative effect, even on lifelong Dems like me. Rather than dismissing Jewish alienation, party loyalists would do well to address concerns in the name of retention 🫏
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@CherylWroteIt
Fortunately the Constitution requires presidential candidates to be native-born citizens 😘
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Beyond the outright lies and distortion, it’s delusional to claim that Holocaust survivors generally had the luxury of cherry-picking where they’d live after the war.
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@SheriFlanders
I love you. To those of us descended from Holocaust survivors, it’s especially hurtful to be lumped in with the rest of the white population when our families were persecuted and exterminated on the basis of being non-Aryan.
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Many people, including Jews, think
@JohnFetterman
is a Member of the Tribe.
Nah, just good old Commonwealth of Pennsylvania D(e)ut(s)ch. 🇩🇪🔑🪨🌭
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Just an African American assassinating the character of someone the KKK strung from a tree 🤯
Carry on.
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@HenMazzig
For years I’ve been saying that Leftist antisemitism is far more insidious. At least the Right is overt and doesn’t shy away from their aims.
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Supposedly legitimizing MAGA. I’d argue Shabbos’ speech wasn’t really about MAGA at all, it was about the issues our community is facing as well as the threats academia, the west, and Jewry have suffered this year.
It was an appeal to everyone in power to do better. If
@Laurganize
How any one would condemn shabbos just doesn't calculate with me. Bro was given the stage, and he owned it. 💪
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Is everyone on this site, including me, on the autism spectrum?
Like, is
@X
usage a diagnostic criterion?
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Most American Jews do not live in swing states.
What is the point of making enemies of other pro-Israel Jews across the aisle when most of our distasteful D or R votes don’t even matter?
Choose unity, not distance and discord.
🇺🇸🎗️🇮🇱
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@HenMazzig
Wow! When I did a Jewish tour of Morocco, it seemed an uncommon bastion of friendship and safety. My understand was that the King protected Jews and most Jews left Morocco for economic or Zionistic reasons, rather than oppression. I didn’t realize the government outlawed Zionism.
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The WELCOME ALIENS scene in “Independence Day” is a perfect metaphor for woke Hamas/Houthi support and those brainwashed enough to believe 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 is more viable than 🏳️🌈🇮🇱.
🛸🪂💥
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That time
#JesseEisenberg
dropped by unannounced with cupcakes!!
@HillaryforOH
@HillaryClinton
#OHHillYes
#Day20n
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Because
Why can’t people be as outraged by Jews being murdered as they are when we defend ourselves?
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A generalized, but recurrent theme is that left-wing secular Jews view Judaism as Tikkun Olam and right-wing secular Jews view Judaism as Christianity.
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“Jews are short”
My father, disqualified from the Vietnam draft for excessive height.
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Hamasniks need to shut the f*ck up with the Warsaw Ghetto and Holocaust inversion.
Call me when there’s slave labor and Israelis are turning Gazans into lab rats and lampshades.
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@jorymicah
Yes, those three world wars…
I wonder then, why would Britain, which controlled the Land and refused entry to Jews fleeing Hitler, pick the side it did?!
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In all honesty, it was very reassuring to hear an entire goyishe convention center chanting, “Bring them home,” and sadly it won’t be happening again in Chicago.
🎗️
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If I encounter one more person from the British Commonwealth telling me Trump is of no concern, I’m going to implode.
You’re accustomed to monarchy; you have kings and queens on your money. My country, however, was founded upon the rejection of a king. Your king.
General
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The ticket needs to contain the following if Dems want to signal “message received”:
1. Blue collar cred
2. Foreign policy hawk (pro-Israel, Ukraine, NATO)
3. Recognizes terrorism and border crises
4. Toned down identity politics
Utter disavowal of the party’s Squad wing.
Whatever the ticket winds up being, they need to get one of the Rust Belt governors on it. My preference would be Whitmer as the actual candidate, but it will probably be Kamala. VP needs to be Whitmer or Shapiro
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@minnervator
And yet not enough. I notice they express discontent, regret it, and then run back to their pro-Hamas friends for acceptance.
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Is it even possible to say I’m headed to a bar mitzvah in Ireland next week without sounding farcical and/or suicidal?
Let me try:
I’m headed to a bar mitzvah in 🇮🇪 next week.
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@LillianSoe
@aselmousa
“Nafooz Jad Arad Hammad, 16, stabbed Ms Cohen in front of her five children and husband, who was also slightly injured, in 2021.”
What about this seems biased and unhelpful?
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Sure, let’s play white/not white.
Every time you shove half-gentile Amy Schumer into my face and cite her as a case study in Jewish physiognomy, I’ll shove half-gentile Rashida Jones back into yours and claim it’s just as legit. Fair play.
Zionists will look at you with a face straight and tell you this is not a white woman
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@RachelMoiselle
Wow 🤯
WWII-era Irish antisemitism gets little to no attention beyond the Nazi quasi-alliance. I can only imagine Irish Jews’ small size was the reason you were overlooked for the time being, particularly amid willing collaborators.
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Fellow Americans,
Scathing online protests are cathartic rather than constructive. If you oppose
@POTUS
on Israel, contact the
@WhiteHouse
to convey your frustrations. ☎️ 202-456-1111
Pro-Israel voters far outnumber the Gaza vote, but they out-organize us.
Sincerely,
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Our society has sunk so low that one can fearlessly brandish terror flags two blocks away from the graveyard that is Ground Zero.
📍Zuccotti Park, Lower Manhattan
The flags of Hezbollah and Al-Qassam
were paraded at the “Free Palestine Within Our Lifetime” protest today.
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As indignant as I am,
@JoshShapiroPA
is a young first-term Governor who’s better off without this albatross.
He can now maximize his executive experience for a future White House run without compromising or adulterating his own centrist brand.
@KamalaHQ
+
@DNC
, your loss 🇺🇸
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Jewish father and daughter Lenny and Zoe Kravitz celebrating his new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ⭐️
Both of Zoe’s parents are half-Ashkenazi and half-Black. Her mother Lisa Bonet is matrilineally Jewish, while her father Lenny is patrilineally so.
During normal times,
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Why are IDF soldiers still permitted use of their personal devices and social media during wartime, whereas in the past, posting photos in uniform was criminalized?
Whom does this callous vanity help at this extraordinarily fragile moment?!
Fools who enable this are
A decade ago, when I had friends and an officer boyfriend the
@IDF
, social media posts in uniform were punishable by incarceration. I don’t know when they abandoned that policy, but it was a mistake to do so.
For the most part, soldiers’ galavanting around Gaza shouldn’t be
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