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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
P.S.A Do NOT let clients bring you a coffee. This only sounds like a sweet gesture until the day it is NOT. •Accept sealed beverages only•
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
Fully booked could easily mean I took the 1 appt I wanted that week. Or I simply don't wanna brush my hair. It could also mean I'm bleeding to death. Or actually have a life out of SW. None of this is your business. I work for me bro. ✌
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
Clients do often fly to cities to meet a provider. I felt like sharing that in case someone has ever wondered about doing that and felt weird about it. There is nothing odd about it at all. 💘Many clients organize layovers and "business trips" just to meet their provider crush💘
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
Screening and a deposit sent in less than 3 texts... Someone knows how to get laid. 🤩
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
@AsToldByKayyx Ouch. Sorry no one is flying you out, might be your attitude. 🤏
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@Kate_astor
K.A
5 years
PSA: I've read a lot of providers encouraging oral hygiene before session... While I am all for this I have to say Do NOT encourage teeth brushing or flossing right before a date as it increases STI risk. Providers, DO provide mouthwash to your clients instead.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
PSA: SWER'S DON'T ever post a photo of where you are currently. That can invite a whole world of trouble for you. Do not be naive about this very serious forewarning. Post your images only AFTER you've left the vicinity.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
I was talking about my weight gain with a client and how the only downside I have so far with it is that none of my shorts/pants and some dresses no longer fit. So, he tipped me saying... for more cake or more dresses. I'm dead. 🤣
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@Kate_astor
K.A
2 years
Recently a gentleman questioned if I would allow a client to address me by my birth name after 5 years of seeing each other. Honestly I embody Kate. The only reason to use my legal name is if you're putting me in your will or helping me buy property. I don't see another reason.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
2 years
Guess how often the clients that book me for $10,000 to $50,000 dates contact me... I'll tell you. They do not comment on my Twitter all day. They do not text me in between dates without a gift.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
5 years
Guys.... Please stop asking if we do xyz in text... Please stop. Solicitation is illegal. Stop putting that in correspondence!!! Just stop. Thanks.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
I recently cancelled a date because he seemed demanding. The final straw was he wrote, "You will be dressed up yes? And I like a lot of makeup, I want to see you got ready for me" -I am not a barbie doll. Real GFE here, my hair has frizz & my pinky toe is chipped- Still hot✌
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@Kate_astor
K.A
2 years
Stop making assumptions about swer's incomes. Many lie to upkeep an image and many fake it til they make it. Just because she charges a lot doesn't mean she is banking it. Twitter is marketing not reality.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
My client hugged me goodbye and mask kissed me just as I skipped off to my uber... Uber "was that your dad"? Me "No, that's my grand daddy" Uber "awe, he seems sweet" Me "as sugar"
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
My client- "Kate, I'm so stressed between covid, work, the elections and my wife won't even give me a bj. I don't remember the last break in life I've really had." I poured him a cup of tea and whispered "not only am I going to suck your d*ck but you can nap after". & So we did
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
Just a quick reminder that the term "grandfathered in" Is actually a discriminatory term. The grandfather clause was created to prevent freed slaves from voting, from buying homes, from marrying whites and from other civil rights. Please abolish this term from Swer vocabulary
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
When I was 21 ish maybe... An agency sent me to an appointment with a new client. When I arrived he looked at me and said "you're a sweet young lady and far too young for my comfort". He paid me and sent me off with well wishes. -Respect.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
I see a lot of provider attacking provider activity on twitter. Since I was bullied a great deal growing up, this behavior is a very unattractive quality... to me. I presume most of my clientele base would agree, bullying isn't sexy.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
I've had $3600 in cancellations on this roadtrip. In the end it feels like the loss is even greater because I pay for a room for nothing. Plus have space in my calendar another town would have been able to fill. This is why deposits are mandatory.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
3 years
In the beginning of the pandemic I posted on Twitter that I didn't have Tuition. 2 gentlemen I have never met stood in and paid my tuition. I'm sitting here reminiscent of the community I've built on Twitter and in SW.
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
I want to remind all my twitter patrons and gawkers, that many swers are without work. I've personally exhausted the funds I can give for December (until I get more dates) and it's only the 6th. Please tip Swers, please donate to our mutual aids. 🙏
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@Kate_astor
K.A
5 years
Am I the only heaux that dresses like a bum when they fly?? ... I swear I clean up well...😋
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
I just wanted to share with other swers- That sometimes I go WEEKS without a legit inquiry from a *new* client. In case anyone is staring at an empty email, you're not alone. My revenue is predominately repeat clientele (clientele I've built for years).
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@Kate_astor
K.A
5 years
Had to cancel a guy just now for booking with a fake name. Over the year he has reached out to me with 3 different #'s and 2 emails... He almost tricked me today with a reference to his alias. Ugh. On principle I canceled because I recognized his voice. Continued....
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@Kate_astor
K.A
4 years
-Clients and Swers- If you saw someone you have seen before on the street would you approach them and say hello? why or why not? What are your boundaries in this situation? Swers if someone you've never met approached you, calling you your workname how would you feel?
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@Kate_astor
K.A
5 years
Unfortunately our career makes us an easy target for abusers. It is hard to say that anything can prevent this. Sometimes murderers are wolves in sheep's clothing. Take the safety measures that you can and always trust your gut. RIP Myra Rivera
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