This tweet goes out to all the salespeople/plumbers/electricians I've met since becoming a homeowner who told me to have my husband call them if they have any concerns. Big middle finger. YOU BETTER BELIEVE MY SINGLE SELF WILL CALL YOU IF I HAVE ANY CONCERNS!
#SMASHthepatriarchy
It's been 144 days since I said goodbye to my pup and I still spent 10 minutes this morning getting dog fur off my clothes. Also, 144 days is 144 too many to go without a dog.
#dogsforeveryone
Just in case I get sick and/or have to leave my house unexpectedly, I’ve placed at least 8 bowls of water around my house for my pup. Today I came upstairs from doing laundry to find Bert drinking out of the toilet. I guess he’s already prepared.
The neighbor kid made friends with my dog, Bert a year or so ago. His family is moving soon. When I was out for my walk today, he asked me to tell Bert "to be a brave boy and remember the good times we had." 😭😭😭
Since nothing is going on, now seemed like the best time to mention that I’m opening for Chris Rock this week in Boston and Atlantic City. Should be casual.
Freezing rain in April? Wow! Temperatures are below freezing and thunderstorms with freezing rain are moving in. Some icing on elevated surfaces, especially tree branches is possible, if not likely in some areas.
There was a man & his young daughter at the store today & a lady said “Before u know it you’ll be walking her down the aisle” &the man said “Well if that’s what she chooses, but I know she’ll do plenty of things to celebrate in her life” & my spinster heart was so happy 💪🏼
The
@KCStar
has called it - I’m humbled to be your Democratic nominee in
#KS03
.
Thank you to my 5 fellow Dem candidates, who were each a part of energizing our district throughout the primary. I look forward to working w/ them & all of you to change the face of KS politics.
@RickIngraham
You did an excellent job of convincing the people you liked from high school to move out to LA. I recall numerous late night NW Cougar chants at the Comedy Store. Best high school reunions I ever attended!
#cougs
Maybe I’ve spent too much time alone these past 100+ days, but so often I’ve wanted to respond to certain posts with “Because you live on a planet with other freaking humans!”
#MaskUp
#WashYourHands
#SocialDistancingWorks
@ThatKevinSmith
Dogma made me feel validated as a teen struggling w/Catholic faith being thrown at me. Jay&Silent Bob Strike Back came out when I just needed a laugh. Jersey Girl reminded me u don't need to be perfect, u just need to love and be loved. So really, I just wanted to say Thank You!
Happy
#NationalBlackDogDay
! Did you know black dogs are less likely to be adopted for no other reason than their coloring? Regardless of behavior, size, breeding, personality or age, the phenomenon persists. Crazy! Here’s a pic of my black rescue dog. He’s a very good boy!
Last night at my friends’ bonfire, instead of traditional s’mores we had melted marshmallows and a peanut butter cup between two chocolate chip cookies 😋. It was life changing.
#sugarhangover
#delicious
Welcome to 'Otherhood': Why a growing 'tribe' of successful, childless women are redefining happiness
The rise of childless women may be one of the most overlooked and underappreciated social issues of our time -Melanie Notkin
Today two 20-something women were discussing Justin Timberlake and a woman about my age turned around from a nearby table and loudly asked if they were talking about JTT (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) and that made me so happy I'm not sure how this day can get any better.
#JTT
#90s
The New York Knicks are staying in my hotel in Phoenix. Rode the elevator with Kristaps Porziņģis. This guy is over 2 feet taller than me 😳
#shortgirl
#KnicksvsSuns
The
@CityOfLenexa
has unanimously approved (9-0) a non-discrimination ordinance, hate crimes ordinance, and a resolution to update their non-discrimination certificate for city contracts. I am a very proud Lenexan tonight.
#ksleg
#ILikeLenexa
I sometimes wonder if all the money being spent by the gazillion presidential candidates every four years could actually like save the world or something.
#dailycommutethoughts
Thank you to all the young people who are leading the fight against gun violence. I am so sorry that you must take on this challenge.
#NationalWalkoutDay
#NeverAgain
I was told this weekend that I seemed like someone who would have 3 or 4 dogs and it was probably one of the best compliments I've ever received.
#InternationalDogDay
#givemeallthedogs
For the last 20 minutes pages on my computer screen just kept randomly scrolling to the bottom of the page. Turns out the Page Down button on my keyboard was stuck. So, that's the kind of day I'm having.
#WednesdayThoughts
My wireless mouse has been acting funky for two days and I just realized it's because there is a hair tie under the mouse pad.😆
#WhatILearnedToday
#WednesdayWisdom