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@JukedByBijan
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We are all rooting for these guys right?
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Falcons going from Desmond Ridder to Justin Fields:
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"And with the 8th pick in the 2024 NFL draft the Atlanta Falcons select J.J. McCarthy, Quarterback, Michigan"
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6 months
Don't shoot the messenger.
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"Define auraless"
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It's my birthday if any of y'all care 🤷‍♂️
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@Agent0Vershown fields better at everything
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@JukedByBijan
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Joe Burrow if he could stay healthy for more than 2 seasons:
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This years free agency:
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Which twitter user is balling out right now?🧐
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@JukedByBijan
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Allen really boutta turn 28 with no accolades 😭😭
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@JukedByBijan
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@AB84 @CMUniversity Flexing Fake Degrees now?
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8 months
Did I cook?
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@NBAMuseAcc the 2nd round
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@JukedByBijan
7 months
Top 10 QBs going into next season: 1. Patrick Mahomes 2. Lamar Jackson 3. Josh Allen 4. Justin Herbert 5. Joe Burrow 6. CJ Stroud 7. Brock Purdy 8. Jordan Love 9. Jalen Hurts 10. Tua Tagovailoa
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@JukedByBijan
7 months
Light Snack before the big game
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@JukedByBijan
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@jessssseeeei2 Yeah your down bad levels need to be studied
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@JukedByBijan
9 months
I JUST MET SAUCE FUCKING GARDNER!!!
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@JukedByBijan
9 months
Rank these 4 tight ends:
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@JukedByBijan
8 months
what’s the worst tweet of all time?
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@JukedByBijan
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@AB84 @NFL @CtespnN Blud thinks hes making the HOF😭🙏
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@JukedByBijan
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1.6k monkeys followed me
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@JukedByBijan
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unfollowing spree reply if u survived
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Just changed this fans life with a follow back
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@JukedByBijan
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@OwnedByButters neither does swift
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@JukedByBijan
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NOOOO WE ARE STUCK WITH HIM 💔💔💔
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@JukedByBijan
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TOP TEN AURAS IN HUMAN HISTORY (A THREAD)
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@JukedByBijan
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1. Jesus Christ Hes the way, the truth AND the life. Savior of all. Top 1 aura.
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@JukedByBijan
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Rank these 4 edge rushers:
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@JukedByBijan
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@jessssseeeei2 You just know she got sum unknown STD bra
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@JukedByBijan
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Is it too late to hit the gym?
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QB hate agenda:
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@LIL_OAK_TREE 24 bookmarks WDF??🤡
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@CapalotJuice Are you saying he isnt top ten?
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@JukedByBijan
8 months
Who else is honestly going aura for aura with MLK?
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You gotta be a SICK individual if you are enjoying this Dallas Cowboys downfall
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@JukedByBijan
6 months
Almost died today. A robber broke into my house and had a gun to my head. Luckily I had Chris Olave highlights playing on my tv and he fell right asleep😅
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@JukedByBijan
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@AB84 It was ass
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New year new notis... I will be resetting all notis soon....
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@RoyalPhobos get out my mentions Dr. Food Knower
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@JukedByBijan
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@StBrownTweets bountygate
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@JukedByBijan
9 months
Lost 8 followers….
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@JukedByBijan
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Rules on my Twitter/X page 1. Respect me 2. Trolls aren’t allowed to interact with each other 3. No name calling me for example (Tubs or Fatty) 4. Spell my name correctly (No calling me PukedByPijan or FlukedByFijan) 5. You will respect my teams 6. Don't steal my posts
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@JukedByBijan
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@JukedByBijan
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Not tweeting until Bijan has a 3 touchdown game: 📌
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@JukedByBijan
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@4KTREYonSPIKE @AB84 @CtespnN @chanjones55 couldnt even win his own award 💔
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@JukedByBijan
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hi.
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I think its safe to say ik the most ball on this app
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Serious discussions need to be had.
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@JukedByBijan
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"she is into you bro don't fumble!" Also bro:
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@JukedByBijan
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How do y’all pronounce “jukedbybijan”?
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@JukedByBijan
7 months
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@JukedByBijan
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bye twitter
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@JukedByBijan
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Where were YOU when the Hawks won the 1957-58 NBA finals? 🧐
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@JukedByBijan
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No running once we shoot 🤫💯
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@JukedByBijan
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QBS I HATE 😡😡😡(for no particular reason) Joe Burrow Josh Allen Justin Herbert Sam Howell Daniel Jones Zach Wilson Aaron Rodgers Will Levis Ryan Tannehill
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@JukedByBijan
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1.5k trolls followed me
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Would. No if ands or buts. Any other opinion is wrong.
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Age didn’t stop them….
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@JukedByBijan
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BREAKING: I am officially retiring from trolling. I have been overweight and unemployed for far too long. I will no longer partake in trolling or any "gimmicks" I appreciate your support in this very emotional and difficult time. -jukedbybijan💯
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@JukedByBijan
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I aint going on private!! mofo I stand on bidness don't fckin try me!!!
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We just letting anyone hit 900k now ig…
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@JukedByBijan
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My horny ass could NOT play animal crossing 😭😭
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@JukedByBijan
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OMFG I LOVE YOU ADMIN @ATLHawks 🫶
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i love having e-sex
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Since I started following @OwnedByStroud I got: Cheated on by my girlfriend 😔 Gained 1000 lbs 🍔 Disowned ☹️ Bullied 😖 Ran out of money 💰 Became an awful human 👿 Worst account on Twitter?
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@JukedByBijan
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@valuedontmiss Don’t see a problem
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@BigEaglesHater "Philly" in perfect fans 😭
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about to have sex 🥶
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"Antonio Brown" is never reaching these heights
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Top 35 #NFL wide receivers of all time: 1) Jerry Rice 2) Randy Moss 3) Antonio Brown 4) Terrell Owens 5) Calvin Johnson 6) Marvin Harrison 7) Larry Fitzgerald 8) Don Hutson 9) Julio Jones 10) Steve Largent 11) Lance Alworth 12) Don Maynard 13) Tim Brown 14) Cris Carter 15)
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If this finna be my last tweet you best believe im going out on a mfing BANGG
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I aint going on private!! mofo I stand on bidness don't fckin try me!!!
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They are doubting you 87 They said you are going to miss 87 They said you are washed 87 They said you can't kick 87 Tell me how will YOU respond 87?
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@justin27943627 You can tell he likes it there
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Bama loses America wins
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Finish the sentence. JukedByBijan is....
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Whoever our QB ends up being next season you better believe im prepared for it😂
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What makes @JukedByBijan the king of X?: He isn't the biggest, @Njigbanation_ is probably one of the biggest 🐘 He isn't the fastest cuz thats @Jagszn_ 🐅 He isn't the smartest thats @Mike2cold_ 🤓 So what makes @JukedByBijan the 👑 of X? His MENTALITY 💯
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There is clear footage of 1940s football but none of Wilt's "100 point game"🧐
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American football in the 1940s
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@NFL
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With the No. 8 overall pick in the 2024 @NFLDraft , the @AtlantaFalcons select Michael Penix Jr.! @NewEraCap 📺: #NFLDraft on NFLN/ESPN/ABC 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus
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@JukedByBijan
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97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way
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Lob 10 + IFB 🙏rts appreciated
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Monthly Bio Reset reply if u want in 💯
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Had to stand on business rq after an employee got my order wrong💯
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stopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingaboutherstopthinkingabouther
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Lob 7 + I follow back 🙏
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Things that are auto hides on JukedByBijan posts: Trolls🧌 Bijan Hate 😡💢 Trae Young slander 👎 Counting in my replies🤓☝️
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Me going to sleep knowing that Penix is a Falcon:
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This post gets 20 likes I come back if it doesn’t within 12 hours I deactivate
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what a beautiful day to start trolling
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Turner to ATL 🔜
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@JukedByBijan
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LMAOO NO WAY THE NBA WENT PRIVATE IM DYING BROO 🤣🙌
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@JukedByBijan
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My MVP rankings as of week 15: 1. CMC 2. Lamar 3. Tyreek 4. Dak 5. Purdy
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