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@JonDavidSchmig
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@dreamqfulpng @OrwellNGoode I wanna see them Libertitties
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Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme Reba McEntire
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@JonDavidSchmig
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I’m thinking Tawee Walker will be on scholarship by the time the season starts
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@3YearLetterman @hiitaylorblake Coach, I think you owe her some push-ups
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@AIRGold_ @WrestleFeatures Name one time this was “debunked”
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@RightWingCope Judging by his profile pic, that dude don’t swing at all
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@JonDavidSchmig
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11 months
Lincoln Riley (pictured) displaying the number of games he loses every season
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2 years
@jillpainter @USC_FB @SportsCentralLA This is exactly what Lincoln Riley wanted, a fan base that doesn’t care if he wins or loses.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
@George_fakeLN @jarrhead27 @Scoop470 @BuckeyeDFSOH @marlon_humphrey I don’t care if the anti-kkk protestors and the KKK are playing dominos, there aren’t “good people on both sides”. Because one of the sides is the fucking kkk!!
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
2018 Oklahoma Defense (394.9 YPG) 2019 Texas Defense (431.5 YPG) LMAOOOOO
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
In 2003, Oklahoma beat Texas and Texas A&M by a combined score of 142-13.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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2 years
I tell you what, Brent Venables & Josh Heupel winning and Mike Gundy & Lincoln Riley losing would really make my Sooner heart happy.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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2 years
But please tell us how OU & Texas are going to be mid-pack in the SEC
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2 years
@_p_t_g_22 @CollinsworthPFF You have no idea what you’re talking about
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@JonDavidSchmig
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7 months
Definitely not a Nikki Haley fan, but her husband is deployed serving his country. A better question is, “Where’s Melania?”
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Trump attacks Nikki Haley's husband: "Where's her husband? What happened to her husband? Where is he? He's gone."
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@bjrudell @TeamSasse @BenSasse It’s a double entendre isn’t it?
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@JonDavidSchmig
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5 years
Tom Herman is a 2-Star Uber driver.
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@zcampbell13 USC Football Followers : 58.6K OU Football Followers : 639.9K
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
“Nobody has ever changed their mind talking about politics.” Intelligent people change their minds all the time. It’s a big part of being able to think.
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@DrMosesAB @Revis24 To be fair most dbs couldn’t touch Hill in a phone booth!
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@BarstoolTexasAM “Almost came back to win it.” You lost by 5 runs! 😂
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@JonDavidSchmig
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3 years
@BBennett1992 @finebaum @jasonkersey He literally tried to strip their program, there are several reasons to be upset.
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2 years
@MattLeinartQB USC bought OU’s team and you’re blaming OU for it?
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@DanWolken Lol they hired a CrossFit trainer for strength & conditioning
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@Dsgrntldgt @MFKAOZ As many as it takes!
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@JonDavidSchmig
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11 months
There’s this many SoCal OU fans?? Beautiful
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The Palace on the Pacific! San Diego Sooners showed up yesterday at The Local in Pacific Beach
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@JonDavidSchmig
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(We all know the answer is Ryan Adams)
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2 years
@gamerwgunsohmy @Director412 @Script_Samurai @JayShams Isn’t the right trying to cancel Disney currently for the 1,000th time?
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
TRE BROWN!! You beautiful liability! You, sir, are a LEGEND!
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@JonDavidSchmig
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1 year
Incredible @blinkinriley
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@TheOGuyyyyyy @WrestleClips Telling dude in the crowd that he could smell the zaza he was smoking
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@JonDavidSchmig
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2 years
@markaduck Was a great day in Enid
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@bananamorphs @alex_kirshner They paid $112m for a coach that can’t win a playoff game
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2 years
@itscaliCLiF @W0lf1820 @HoopsNostalgia No, it’s not “hard to say” at all. Charles wasn’t spreading disinformation about the Jews. He said the ‘f’ word, big deal.
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@AHomelessDorito @KingNuttt @MoonMatt_ Goddamn are you gonna cry about it bro
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@NoContext_EACFB @MatthewxWilson I guess you don’t remember Orlando Pace
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@38Godfrey This guy invented the orgy, thank you very much.
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@imthatben @TheRealXPac End result the same, but the in ring storytelling completely different. Sets up Andretti for a good push!
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@Based_Opinion_ @Moogle_M @InternetH0F It literally doesn’t. Try to keep up.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@davenewworld_2 AOC terrifies these people!
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@Lepkember @thesjessop @trmcdonald @mishachellam Not just priests it’s pastors & preachers too
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@itsJeffTiedrich @jbouie @MollyJongFast He was up all night. Obviously.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@Shadowiscold @statmuse Bro, Luka shot way more FT’s than SGA
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@palmquac @CregStephenson To be fair, they deserve it
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@TripleHHHPaulL According to Fox, AEW averages 4.5M people in attendance every show????? Wtf
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@ask_aubry Once my mixtape drops, I’m outta here!
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@Southwaco92 @BaseballGabb @Konflikt99 This is the weirdest shit to claim for no reason
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@letgoofmyfannie @disgustedtedly @davidfrum I’m an asshole and I hate that asshole
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3 years
@RightWingCope “Pseudo-psychopaths”?
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@thereal_lendale You happily took our QB tho. Good with the bad
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Tom Herman pinches his nose when he shoots whisky
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@Portillothedog @Teffo_01 Because he tells people the truth and some don’t like it
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@Ryan_The13th @tylerduran21 @WrestleOps He did not start that 😂 he just finished it
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@Jacti0nJ I take it you’ve never been to Oklahoma
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@JonDavidSchmig
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2 years
Texas and Texas A&M are in the losers bracket of my heart
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@ask_aubry It’s ‘no holds barred’ and also a weird thing to say in this situation
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@_piegoblin_ @ask_aubry He was 96% committed to the bit
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@barstoolsports Why? Getting out of Cleveland would be the best thing that ever happened to his career
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@ehwessinger @TTChilders Wait. Do you know who his audience is? Lmao
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@norcalititans @colecubelic Yeah, the refs gave up 43 points
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@cckkpr @ForeignPolicy Instigating? Russia invaded them you clown
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@Teffo_01 I don’t understand how ppl hate him
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@twizzle22 @BarstoolSC Defensive guys don’t want to play for Riley. You’ll get all the QB’s & WR’s you want, but nothing on defense.
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@antifaoperative No way this woman is 37.
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@amuse @Justinjpearson @tnhousegop What party was KKK Grand Wizard presidential candidate David Duke?
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
@realTuckFrumper @realkatiejow @Wayfair Do you have any idea how pissed I’d be if I ordered a stylish armoire and they was a goddamn kid inside of it?
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@JonDavidSchmig
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Kick the shit out of these assholes! #BoomerSooner
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@OUBarstool I’ve never seen a college coach straight up blame his players in a public setting like this
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@NCAASoftball @espn @USASoftball OU loses once in 71 games and drops to #2 ? Make it make sense
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@HIBlSCUS Those people would all like to have a drink
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@SayJ96 @jro282876 Lmao imagine thinking graduating from Auburn is “elitist”
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@BarstoolOKST @OUBarstool Lmao, sit down group of five
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@RightWingCope The aborted fetuses is believable, but a bakery having 40k in cash? Nah, son
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@Super70sSports Might commit some light stealing from the entire state of Mississippi later
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@harjotism @JoeBiden Sure. None of my business. He doesn’t work for the US government
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@mtpluggrinder @WrestlingHumble The fightful guy also said nobody but HHH and Punk knew. But somehow Cora Jade knew this afternoon?
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@JonDavidSchmig
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It pisses me off we never got to see Mike Leach as a college gameday host.
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@Brettg04 @The_MJF @AEW There’s a reason for weight classes. MJF has both of them by 70+ pounds
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Anybody know the Lana Del Ray/OU connection yet?
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@Hcpesq @colecubelic @mbpRivals Big 12 was 5-0 in bowl games whaaaaat
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@MaxJordan_N @motorresx I prefer to think of my homestate as an upside down hat, thanks.
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@OKSTCowboysJR @Sooner_Chris_FL @UnnecRoughness Oklahoma State fans trash talking OU before losing their game - a national pastime
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@Meding001 @TheRickWilson Point to the squares that feature an automobile, bot.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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2 years
First thing first, let’s introduce Chet to Braum’s
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@MelKiperSr1of1 @LateKickJosh A realistic Longhorn fan? I’ve seen everything.
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@Peter_Bukowski @pitt323 He rushed for 1925 yards and 15 touchdowns as a true freshman 5 star recruit. Tf you mean?
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@JasonIsbell this thing is still here at The Deli in Norman, OK
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@boomsoon2021 Either that, or his entire job here was to come up with a design for a football facility
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@Erik_N13 @SheaSerrano Voting against your own interests?! Weird!
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@CallMeMisterD @TheRickWilson More unfounded, baseless bullshit? Oh boy, can’t wait.
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@JonDavidSchmig
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4 years
Sure could use - Justin Harrington - Jaden Haselwood - Trejan Bridges - Kennedy Brooks - Chris Murray - Ronnie Perkins - Jalen Redmond - Trey Sermon - Rhamondre Stevenson - Brayden Willis
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@JonDavidSchmig
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I can’t wait for Oregon to kick the shit out of Lincoln Riley’s team this season
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@JonDavidSchmig
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@OKSTProbs @soonerad Look how excited the pokes were to finish second in the big 12. poverty program.
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