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@JohnJCorbett
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2 years
@asIiceofhistory The dead loop which is performed by standing on a high bar and then executing a backflip before grabbing the bar again was performed by Olga of the Soviet Union at the 1972 Olympics in Munich. It was the first and last time the trick was documented at the global level.
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@JohnJCorbett
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7 months
@CreepyOrg It's an island. Pick one direction and walk.
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8 months
@crazyclipsonly Can you remember when the comments section actually had comments?
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly If there was ever a time to drop an anvil out a window, this is it.
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2 years
@TheFigen_ That's my neck pillow.
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1 year
@cctvidiots She'd be pretty much doing the same thing to me...
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1 year
@FightHaven Which retirement home did they find this "master"?
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@OnlyBangersEth Here's how the rest of that went down...
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1 year
@stoolpresidente NYC at night from the same helicopter blows the doors off this.
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1 year
@AllSoul1865 Green shirt guy wishes he went to the library that day...
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10 months
@RealEmirHan Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly Putting a lot of faith in that old motor held together with baling wire and duct tape.
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly Red shirt guy’s favorite character in Saving Private Ryan was the interpreter.
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly Broke a mirror with a boomarang. That means the 7 years bad luck will keep coming back to him.
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@JohnJCorbett
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2 years
@uncensoredpromo She was coming and going at the same time.
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1 year
@TSFights Big guy could have given her a few more swings.
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10 months
@barstoolsports Yes and the intentional grounding outside the pocket was an insult on top of this.
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2 years
@FightHaven If there was ever a chance to use the Texas Tittie Twister in a fight, this was it.
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1 year
@FAFO_TV 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th degree burns...
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@JohnJCorbett
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1 year
@TansuYegen And you get the added bonus of all those yummy polutants as well. Win win!
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2 years
@nycgov ...instead of auctioning them off and generating some needed money for NYC...
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1 year
@CallMeK1123 @Cernovich Biden trippng is so much more appealing as a leader.
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2 years
@Ryan_Colaco @FightHaven I do not believe there are any laws against slapping a shrub.
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1 year
@FightMate I wonder what car he drives when he wants to wear his blue pants?
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1 year
@MoreCrazyClips Where’d the hair come from? The floor?
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2 years
@nytimes NYT has fallen so far from what it used to be.
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1 year
@FAFO_TV Don’t look. Don’t look. <zooms in>
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1 year
@clipsthatgohard That's a Jesus type of forgiveness. Normal people can't do that. Wow. Makes me want to get religious. I don't know where that comes from otherwise. She's amazing.
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1 year
@DogecoinNorway The king should be nervous with that lack of protection skills.
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10 months
@bertkreischer @AintGottaDollar Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
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1 year
@JomboyMedia Just like that he disappeared into the huge crowd of fans.
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1 year
@barstoolsports $50 per week. Easily the food bill. Add on the utilities used. It's a bargain.
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1 year
@FightMate Dad scored some major points with the family that day. Legendary. That story will be told at every holiday dinner.
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1 year
@JomboyMedia All six fans watching on Peacock must have been yelling at their TVs.
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1 year
@NoContextHumans Camera person failed.
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2 years
@PaigeSpiranac Cameraman understood the assignment.
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1 year
@RSnowGroup @TerrifyingNatur Bing! Bing! I think we have a winner!
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1 year
@Giants When did OBJ start playing defense?
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1 year
@todayyearsoldig Until a slight puff of wind sends it on top your little kid's head...
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7 months
@TheFigen_ Ran to the comments to see how it worked only to find 500 unrelated vid clips...
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1 year
@stoolpresidente That's a Little Cesar's if I ever saw one.
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2 years
Tweet media one
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1 year
@KarenFootage When she says no pickles on her burger she means it!
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@ThebestFigen All great until it rains…
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2 years
@FightHaven Never saw so many people wearing belts yet their pants falling off.
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1 year
@RobberyFaiI Wondering if he'll break open and see candy rain down...
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1 year
@VICE Seems like a prime opportunity for an expert to show them where where they are wrong...
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1 year
@NoContextHumans Convinced I would be the only one alert enough to spot the spot, I hustled to the comments section only to find out many others also possess my greatness.
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@AnnieAgar Going to need an MLB weekly meeting Annie version
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1 year
@CoachingTp11014 @dosedailyvideo Ladies and genlemen, we have found our winner. Well done!
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly Pretty soon they will be calling to defund the McD workers and get social workers to take their orders.
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2 years
@ChannelInteres …and I worry about the potential harm of drinking water out of a plastic bottle.
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1 year
@AnnieAgar @IndyCar Suddenly I find myself becoming an Indy race fan.
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@CollinRugg @ScooterCasterNY I bet the criminal was out before the good samaritan.
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@WFAN660 @EvanRobertsWFAN @SpikeEskin All five listeners were quite upset
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2 years
@ValaAfshar It seems like it would be simpler to sign it with a pen before scanning it. :)
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9 months
@AnnieAgar I'm gonna miss him in your weekly meetings.
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1 year
@ChefReactions This is your best one yet. 1,000,000 out of 10. I'd eat that.
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10 months
@Jomboy_ Hilarious, editing your face into the helmet!
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1 year
@clipsthatgohard How do they pull it back up?
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1 year
@WoldenAnita Taco Bell's secret ingredient.
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4 years
@HolyCow_Inc I imagine his ear drums did the same thing as the doors.
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1 year
@LiamHealy16 He had the double leg takedown all day…. Or at least an atomic punch to the liver. Easy for me to spot from my couch.
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1 year
@AnnieAgar @FOXSports should hire you to do a weekly segment for their pregame show. Hilarious.
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@ChefReactions I hear she recently purchased a pasta maker...
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1 year
@Fun_Viral_Vids Batman called. He wants his utility belt back.
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@OLORUNFEMI12344 @FightMate All three slept very well that night.
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@FightMate Took three taser shots and kept going about his business.
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2 years
@WhatWeWitnessed Why is Biden trying to wrestle with an alegator?! Somebody get him back inside.
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1 year
@ChefReactions 8 1/2 out of 10. I'd fuck it.
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1 year
@clipsthatgohard Getting close to midnight after the ball. Keep an eye out for a glass slipper.
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@umpjob MLB needs to fire him.
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1 year
@AnnieAgar Yer a trip! Especially with the line about Aaron Rodgers on the couch.
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1 year
@todayyearsoldig Holy moly! I never knew.
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1 year
@AnnieAgar Testing his cup size!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@AnnieAgar I was wondering how you were going to fit the Andrew Luck stuff in there. Bravo.
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1 year
@HannahRKeyser Judge answered this question in the post game interview. His teammates were chirping at the ump over pitches while they were up 6-0 and he wanted to see who kept doing it to shut him up.
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1 year
@nypost Bartender, pour me whatever this guy has been drinking...
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@TheFigen_ My friends did not think I was amazing. They stated that this was a lime, not a lemon. Furthermore, they told me the cloves on the bottom half were doing nothing. Why was I wasting cloves. Even the flies thought I was stupid.
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@MorganLBrennan @CNBC Why did they try to fix what was not broken?! This re-design is horrible.
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1 year
@ChefReactions One warm fart and you are sitting on the floor.
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4 years
@NPR They are up in the democrat controlled cities where they defunded the police.
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1 year
@Samuel_Gregson Pick out which parts of the book are not true.
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2 years
@___67Dawgman @AnnieAgar I’ll pray for you.
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@mszrsmerci Get eye strain from facing forward but looking out of the sides of my eye sockets.
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2 years
@ronin19217435 Would they have the incredible technology to fly all the way here and still be using a ladder to get into their space ship?
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@chuckmize @VICE Seems to bother you more than me.
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@AnnieAgar Best part of Tuesdays during football season.
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2 years
@detectfights Same weight class? Looks like a carrot fighting a potato and mashing him pretty good.
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly Your peanut butter is on my chocolate! No, Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!
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@TheFigen_ The answer is B.
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@albert12798 They’re back…
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1 year
@AnnieAgar You obviously were successful in distracting the Lions' war room. Wow!
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2 years
@gluntofficial Perhaps it has more to do with the six slices of pizza eaten once the munchies kick in.
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