James Kavanagh
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Sooo I’ve a new podcast ✨It’s called ‘What Did You Eat This Week?’ and will be a weekly dive into food, travel bits & bobs and chats with friends and people I love about what they love (and hate) in the world of food 🍽 Gonna share trailer links below ⬇️
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I would, no joke, turn into dry ice if this came on in a club
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Pelé & Vivienne Westwood have died. Prince Andrew The Musical just screened on Channel 4. Andrew Tate has been arrested for human trafficking after he gave his address out via a clap-back video to Greta Thunberg. Sometimes a year’s events can happen in one evening.
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If I have a party in my house but start it and end it with a prayer, does that make it ok?
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Has anyone tried turning the government on and off?
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How staying in on a Saturday goes for me: extremely smug, very smug, smug, watching stories and feeling fomo, feeling VIOLENT FOMO, feeling like I’m missing out on the best night of mankind. Sunday morning: absolutely delighted I didn’t go out.
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Why are there like no vaccines but loads of “left over” ones 😂🥴
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Can we all agree that 3am closing times for clubs / pubs is ARCHAIC? And when normal life returns can we collectively get a grip and abolish that? X
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I’d love if they covered the UKs big 1st night out in June like a Royal wedding. I want around-the-clock coverage, interviews with drunk people, panel discussions, a fashion expert commenting on what people are wearing, helicopter shots of streets filled with people.
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I adore seeing extremely hungover disheveled people queuing for brunch not even speaking to their fragile friends beside them
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Do you know what I find super easy? Respecting trans people, not questioning their existence and just living my life & letting them live theirs. It’s surprisingly so simple ‼️
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About to go for my coffeewalk and wondering if I’ll be sunburnt, blown away, bruised from hail, frost-bitten or drown
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So looking forward to my fucking walk today. I might take a different fucking route to spice things up 🙂
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Iconic. Find this woman and give her keys to the city
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Culchie appropriation
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If I was a kid making my communion these days I’d go around with a Sum Up glued to my rosette
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I’d like an hour long doc about Adam from the Toy Show. Just footage of him going about his day & his musings on things.
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Top pic: Miggeldy watching the Mexican wave approach him. Gearing up for it. Bottom pic: Miggeldy taking part in the Mexican wave. Having the time of his presidential life. VOTE FOR MIGGELDY 🇮🇪
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Hearing people who aren’t teachers or nurses or public transport drivers (or whoever is striking) complain about them striking and saying things like “they earn enough!” like are you for real?! Who the hell are you to say that what they earn is sufficient. Stay in your lane bitch
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You’re at Electric Picnic, It’s 2am, you’re freezin and you’ve lost everyone/your drink. You’ve given up. GO TOBANN: you spot your entire group, frantically waving at you with a bag of cans. You RUN over and dance the night away at the Forest Rave. I’M GONNA MISS THAT 🥺
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Saying “you look tired” to somebody should be absolutely illegal
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Irish drag queen name idea: ‘Lady GAA GAA’ and she could wear a floor-length O’Neill’s dress with hurl and sliotar headpiece
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I’ll still never get over the fact that RTE slippy ice man has never been found or come forward. If that was me I’d have a merch line - the works.
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Lying in bed watching friends’ stories in Australia at massive outdoor gigs, squashed together, drinking and being messy like it’s 2019 hurts me deeply
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Was so tough hearing rural pub owners crying on the radio tonight, at total breaking point. I would understand if the data backed up the reasoning behind keeping tiny pubs closed, but the tracing/technology clearly shows that these places (pubs/restaurants) aren’t a problem.
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Dictating how Chrissy Tiegan should grieve is a really weird thing to do. Stay in your lane tbh
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When she’s on the plane over to the UK to collect her ‘award’, she’ll probably be sitting amongst some of the 12 women (per day) who are forced to go there for a termination. They are in that position because of the Katies of the world 💁🏻♂️
Katie Ascough given award for ‘extraordinary and notable work’
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Can’t understand why zoos, museums etc. can’t safely open with strict bookable slots etc? Like yer gonna have to dish the public some crumbs.
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Tell me you’re livid you weren’t invited to
#AnAudienceWithAdele
without telling me you’re livid
If I was at this
#AnAudienceWithAdele
, I’d ask her two questions:
1) Does the unctuous sycophancy from your celebrity fans make you want to vomit?
2) How come you’re singing more perfectly ‘live’ than on your records?
* This probably explains why I wasn’t invited.
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Does Covid go out looking for clubbers between 12am - 3am or what’s the story
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You know the way they do Aftersun after Love Island or Little Big Brother after Big Brother, well I’d love one for the Toy Show straight after. Maybe called Put The Toys Away. A panel of gas people dissecting what happened. With wine.
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I’m self-employed, but find myself watching hours of Richard Grogan’s employment law content, preparing for a battle with my imaginary boss about holiday days & sick pay I’m due. Screaming “that’s a law, and that’s a fact” in their face.
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My friend just text me this and it’s iconic: “I rode my most played artist on Spotify on Tuesday”
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I cannot. William’s a bit tipsy. He went to boil the kettle. I go to check on him and he’s fallen asleep standing up.
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I randomly just burst out laughing because I remembered when Pat Kenny called Mattress Mick ‘Mattress’ as if it was his first name
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Pizza places that think they’re above garlic dip need to stay in 2019. Get away from me with your chilli oil. I want creamy dips pls.
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All the people drinking takeaway pints on bathroom-less, freezin streets - HOW do you do it. It’s the most unappealing thing to me. I need glamour and tunes and a comfy perch and warmth and cocktails in nice glasses.
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Today I REALLY miss the old world. I’d love to go on a gorgeous foreign holiday with me boyf. Eat in a stunning restaurant without mad hygiene formalities. I’d love to go to a big giant club rammed with people and have to queue for 25 mins to get a drink.
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Sorry day drinking is phenomenal. I am never being sober during the day again
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This is the inauguration of Michelle Obama’s flawless blow dry tbh
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People who dramatically spit on the path while walking have always disturbed me, but it should literally be a criminal offence these days
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If I was a Garda I’d refuse to patrol on anything other than horseback. The absolute majesty of it. I’d also insist on a 20ft Garda cloak which would billow behind me as I gallop down Grafton St chasing criminals ✨
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The STATE of the person who reported them you absolute Karen NIGHTMARE
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I am so proud to announce than I am Ireland’s most unfittest person. I’d like to thank the academy & God.
#IrelandsFittestFamily
💖
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I would pay money for a The Office style docu-series of the Irish government as the navigate through all their scandals
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Happy 80th birthday Migz 😍 I’ll never forget what you told me that day. “Stay fuckin gorge, you hot bitch. And don’t mind the haters” 🥰
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Why is everyone taking their decorations down 😭 Do we not wait until the 6th?
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I love Irish nicknames/their origin stories. A girl just told me there’s a guy from her hometown who goes on lots of solo holidays and his nickname is Kathryn Thomas 💀
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Going away for the night with a friend so doing an antigen test before we meet. Went to 2 pharmacies - both out of stock 🙃 Got one in a garage for EIGHT euro. Free in the UK 🙃 Like…. Should there not be a price limit on them so people are more encouraged to use them?
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Absolutely each to their own, I am no Judge Judy, but I’ll never understand why you’d choose a thick fluffy 🥴 pancake over a stunning razor-thin crêpe
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You probably wouldn’t be able to see the grass if white crosses were placed to represent the lives destroyed by the Catholic Church 🤷🏻♂️
1,000 white crosses were placed outside the Irish President's house today
They were put there to mark the passage of legislation allowing for women to abort their children, alongside legislation which made sure they wouldn't receive pain relief before or burial after
#prolife
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I feel no one should have aged a year in 2020. Only fair. Next birthday, minus yourself a year x
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Omg taxi man goes “where are you from” I say Ireland and he’s like “oh I thought you were foreign your English isn’t that great.” I’m screaming.
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Peered in a lot of windows on my evening walk, and so many had lamps AND the big light (🤢) on in their sitting rooms as they relaxed watching TV. Are they ok? Why would they inflict such a hate crime on themselves.
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The FROM THE TOP bit in WAP is gonna be murder on the dancefloor when clubs back open. High kicks, broken noses, drinks flying and black eyes galore. Can’t wait
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Rented a car and drove it for an hour in Italy. Just parked it. Does anyone have 65 Xanax I can borrow?
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The Dáil’s CHIEF COVID COMPLIANCE OFFICER attended the golf dinner. Sorry it’s absolutely fucking gas at this stage. Give me MORE.
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How will their little tiny minds be able to compute & deal with this information
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Can we collectively GET A GRIP and put a statue of Anne Doyle up on O’Connell Street IMMEDIATELY? QUEEN of Ireland.
#RTEComicRelief
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“Should religion be removed from sex education in Ireland?” - I cannot believe in 2021 we’re even asking that 😂 But here we are. They are literally chalk & cheese. No way in hell should they be even in the same sentence.
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Am hungover and fragile. Decided to use up my finite energy to go get McD. Came home with the goods. Opened up my suspiciously light bacon cheeseburger to find only lettuce and mayo inside. No patty. No bacon. Just bread, mayo & lettuce. Think of me during this difficult time.
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Alexa, call an ambulance
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Seeing people in my own circles start to give in to conspiracy theories, which ultimately emboldens extreme right-wing forces, is just the pits. It’s no longer just crusty weirdos. I don’t know what the answer is, but something needs to be done 😬
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Like I’m not saying it was GRAND, but I think I noticed a minuscule stretch this evening 👀
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SORRY JUST ONE SECOND. Why the HELL aren’t we allowed to buy alcohol after 10pm? It’s actually such an INSANE rule. Can we get rid?
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“I’d love to get locked with them” - the highest form of compliment
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Antigen tests are now just part of my hangovers. Trying to blame how I feel on potential covid rather than 892 drinks
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Fair play to successful younger people etc. but ‘30 under 30’ type lists have never interested me. I ADORE seeing people in later life explode & get their flowers. I’d say Jennifer’s agent is up the walls with offers and it makes me so happy 🥹
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The weather is really playing its part in enhancing the doomsday vibes
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I’m one of the brave teenagers who got vaxxed today ☺️
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Gas. She was Tweeting about John F Kennedy and I told her he’d deffo hate her. Must have hit a nerve.
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32 today and my parents weren’t arsed getting me a cake or candles so just used some bits they found around their kitchen 🥳🎈✨
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Leo are you absolutely locked? I’m scarlet for your existence rn x
If you are white, male or even worse middle-class, Sinn Féin doesn’t want you. So much for an ‘Ireland of equals’
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OMG. I bought this (stunning tbh) frame in Vintage Shop in Phibsboro and I opened up the back to find it jammed with gorgeous letters and illustrations. Mostly addressed to Mrs Brophy is 44 Merrion Road, Ballsbridge. I’ve always wanted to find treasure 😍
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Trump to make a statement on Kanye & Jeffree Star shortly
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“Treat yourself” I say as I treat myself for the 56th time this week
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Cork had 9 cases today. Why the hell can’t counties with practically zero cases be given more liberties, and allow us to open bit by bit?
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I remember being a kid hating
#ReelingInTheYears
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