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Listening to my own drummer! / The Duck-billed Platypus is my spirit animal / Long time Parrot-head / Asha’man / HARRIS 2024
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@LqLana
I have to quit saying ”I can’t hate republicans any more!” They seem to be taking it as a challenge!
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@dodo
A few comments here
1) Derrick is a Boss!!!
2) That is not a squirrel house that is an Estate
3) Derrick is a Boss!!!
4) The gender reveal party was hilarious
5) Derrick is a Boss!!!
6) We need more kindness like this in the world
7) Derrick is a Boss!!!
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@UNGeneva
@volker_turk
Wow took you two months to get to allegations!?! How long will it take you to believe Israeli women?!?!?
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Marge would hate it if you retweeted this!
Marjorie Taylor Greene won't want you to retweet this video of me calling her out for abandoning our district.
Unlike MTG, the people of North Georgia don't think about Hunter Biden all day and have ACTUAL needs.
I'm Shawn Harris, and I'm a Democrat running against MTG.
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@ScottWalker
Wrong as usual, at 10% flat tax a person making
$40,000.00 pays $4,000.00
$400,000.00 pays $40,000.00
Yet the person making only $40,000.00 has had their ability to pay bills and quality of life significantly more impacted by the flat tax. No, rich clowns win with a flat tax
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I am a ”Grumpy Old Man” and former Republican whose party left him 44 years ago. I voted for Bill Clinton, Al Gore, John Kerry, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton
AND
I AM PROUDLY VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS!!!!!
#Kamala
#Harris2024
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🇺🇸🇺🇸
#Harris2024
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For all the
#MAGAts
trying to control women, you don’t get to say shit once she is in the voting booth!!!!! And she is going to look your stupid misogynistic ass right in the eye and lie to you!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@gggirl924
100% After my wife was killed in a car accident every Sunday morning the TV would turn on by itself! Seven months later I had a dream where she told me she had to go now. The TV never turned on by itself again. I don’t believe in religion but I believe in a human soul!
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@smalls2672
I second the nomination! he probably also believes they are stealing all the jobs!
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@ADHDForReal
Does anyone else always split all bites evenly between both sides of your mouth because you don’t want one side to be overloading with flavor they have to be equal?
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Good morning minions of democracy!
May the 4th be with you! I think we can all agree that
#MAGAts
would be the stormtroopers. They have no identity outside of being a douche, and anonymously hiding behind their hats, stormtroopers!
#MAGAareStormtroopers
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@TracyWesterman
My wife was killed in a car accident. This is my dog Lucy who literally saved my family with her never ending supply of unconditional love! She is 13 and I treasure every remaining day I am blessed to still have with her! (Yes my leg was covered in filth muck and needed cleaning)
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@AnnaHorford
Wait you’re mad he got ejected for punching someone in the back of the head??????????????????????????
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As an old man I would like to point this out before the shenanigans begin!
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@Yoda4ever
Like the expression goes…
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog!
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Good morning minions of democracy! It seems the stupidity is so thick you can cut it with a knife! The only thing I can say is I hope the rapture does come on Monday so we can be rid of these idiots! Remember
#MAGAisAgressivelyStupid
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Can we make some kind of
@MarkHamill
award for us twits! I know he inspires us, or at least me. I mean come on it Mark Hamill and he is fighting for democracy against the evil empire for real this time!
#MarkHamillRocks
!!!!!
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@7Veritas4
Is he really complaining that he won’t have a cheering section for his criminal trial?!?!?
#WTAF
?????
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The pearl clutching, vapors having right, the same right that said “fuck your feelings” and started an insurrection where they beat police officers with the American flag wants you to believe that they are upset that the current V.P. used a “bad” word!
#FuckMAGA
#FucktheGQP
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Good morning minions of democracy! Another beautiful day of Trump not being president.
Let’s keep it that way!
Time to smack the
#MAGAts
with their kryptonite; truth, science, and facts! Also deodorant but I am not getting that close to them, that sounds like minion work to me
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@TizzyEnt
That is the type of kindness we need more of in this country!!!!!
I’m not crying you are!!!!!!!
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#Harris2024
Good Morning minions of democracy!
It is a beautiful morning and another wonderful Caturday! Our cat overlords have informed me they wish us to vote for
@VP
Harris and unequivocally support her choice for her own
#VP
! Even if it isn’t Mark Kelly! (hint hint)😉😉😉
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@buitengebieden
This is my favorite. I don’t even know how to roller blade but it makes me want to learn. If that isn’t heaven I don’t know what is?!?
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Good morning minions of democracy!
It’s a wonderful Caturday where Trump is still a convicted felon and also not president. I would like to remind our cat overlords that as a classically trained chef I can useful feeding the drones who toil in the underground kitty litter ines!
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🇺🇸
#HarrisWalz2024
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Good morning minions of democracy and Happy Caturday!
Our Cat Overlords will be watching us today to make sure we continue to fight Don-Old Trump and keep him out of the White House!
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@jo_rouston
@BernardKerik
@GovKemp
@GaSecofState
How can America ever forgive those that tried to steal their country???
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BREAKING: The totally corrupt SCOTUS has ruled that parts of the U.S. Constitution are optional. That is they have found they can ignore the constitution if they want to and enforce it when it suits them! Once again SCOTUS has confirmed they are useless pieces of shit!
#FuckSCOTUS
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@richeisen
Ron Rivera is a very nice guy and I am totally sorry that he had to battle cancer, that being said neither of those make you a quality coach.
W-L. %
97-89 .521
those stats make you a “meh” coach and “meh” coaches make decisions like starting Wentz.
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Good morning minions of democracy! Definitely got some brain fog leftover from yesterday. Looking at some of my posts I realize ”eye inglush gud!” Hopefully today will be better as the truce is over and it’s time to smack
#MAGAts
with truth, science and facts again!
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@grantstern
I live in Florida and drive an electric, the last time I was in a gas station was six month ago because I HAD to have a Reese’s Peanut butter cup!
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@smalls2672
I thought is was this painting “the feast of Dionysus.” I just wish the
#FakeChristian
#AttentionKarens
would finally realize not everything is about them!
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BREAKING: It’s just been confirmed that cats actually do run the world and they are responsible for the Francis Scott Key bridge accident! Making it not anaccident! I wonder what else they have caused?!?!?
#MAGAConspiracies
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@ResisterSis20
For the unforgivable crime of behaving like a puppy! Can we make this trend
#KristiNoemPuppyKiller
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So now
#ElonRust
has restricted my account after putting me in Xitter jail for no reason!
What a pussy
#SpaceKaren
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I think it’s time for a weather forecast, what say you Coolcat?
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#HarrisWalz2024
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Seriously this was the best part of the whole debate for me. Trump in front of the entire world trying to claim people’s pets are being eaten.
@VP
Harris laughing in his face and the moderators telling him, “No, that never happened.”
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Kamala Harris was always the reason I never worried about Joe Biden. Now that she has the reigns I am still not worried I am ecstatic!
#ProsecuteTheFelon
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To all you bedwetting democrats who want a new candidate!
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
There is one choice, ONE, vote Joe Biden!
Everything else is a decision to flush our country down the toilet and let Trump and the
#MAGAts
turn it into a White Christofascist State
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