And so it is that I must say,
farewell and all the best.
I know I am a massive troll,
but this time there's no jest.
I have to say it's been a blast,
this life has been so great.
But now it's time for me to go,
I'll be quick or I'll be late.
Fuck me but the love and support I've had today from all of you has been... wow... just wow...
I am at a loss for words, which should tell you something...
With the terrible turmoil surrounding the British government again and the current issues with the shutdown in the US, it's time we considered a new world order. A GLORIOUS new future under one banner and one voice. MINE!
#ModRavenForEmperor
#BecauseItCantGetAnyWorse
Happy 18th birthday
@RuneScape
you're now officially an adult, which means BILLS, DEBT AND DESPAIR... erm... I mean... you can drink now or something...
So raise a glass to 18 years of RuneScapery, how are you celebrating?
Twitterlings, I shall not be available for the new 4 days as I shall be slowly sinking into a muddy field pretending to be a wizard. Remember me fondly. Lie at my funeral, say I was cool.
It's national coming out day. So just to remind you that I am the swirling darkness at the heart of creation and a shimmering evil in the soul of man. Also hela gay, but shhh.
It has been a day. But now I draw it all to a close.
I'm off on holiday shortly, so expect silence apart from dumb pictures I take on my travels to the very sensible place of Disneyworld.
I'll post more updates on my return. Farewell you marvellous lunatics. <3
No universe update today, the universe has lost enough.
“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious."
It's gamejam in october and you know what that means? That means me and Obo are going to try and create an Araxxor themed small quest in two weeks! Dream goal: ready for halloween (disclaimer probably won't achieve that). We need a catchphrase, pitch me something.
I have just been informed that ending my sentences on instant messaging systems with a full stop, is apparently an indication that I am annoyed with someone. I was not aware of this as I thought it was just how you end a sentence. I have apparently seemed annoyed for some time.:D
Hey all, I'm currently working from home due to the collapse of the human world and the rising of the shadow people, so I'm going to be a little less active than normal on here and discord. But I am here, I am working on cool stuff and I have tea. All is well.
Today is my last day before I disappear til the new year. So have a happy holidays and please pay no attention to the rift in the sky as the nameless horrors of the void spill forth. It is their holiday too after all.
And that's that, runefest was, as always, fantastic. Thank you to everyone I interacted with, you are all amazing and granny loves you all. Now I'm gonna get some sleep on the coach home. Peace out dearies!
As you gorge on double XP
Beware the threat beneath the waves.
A monster lies under the sea.
And it is your soul the monster craves.
So get your gains and earn your skills.
Assume your work is not in vain
For the Ambassador is not impressed.
He brings death, he brings you pain.
Assuming things haven't changed (I obviously am not in the loop these days) today's
@RuneScape
update should be the quest I worked on with the fabulous
@JagexStu
and
@JagexZura
with glorious environments by
@JagexBlkwitch
and characters by
@jagexdragon
good luck all!
So... I have a slinky on my desk no matter what
@JagexRaven
always messes around with it.
Now, he's gone too far and decided to hide it and come up with some sort of riddle...
Tales of Pride launches today. A little mini-event that I helped to create and I'm quite (ironically) proud of it. Let me know what stories you find and which ones you enjoyed.
Ì am disappearing off to the shadowed halls of the parental-beings that summoned me. So I shall wish each of you pleasant tidings as the nights once more begin to shrink and the accursed daystar begins to grow stronger. Happy holidays!
Sometimes I wonder if this is the place for me, then my colleagues and I start brainstorming how to exterminate the human race and I know this is the company for me.
Today, the sun begins its terrible assault on our country. It is time we realise the truth my siblings, let us rise up and fight back against this solar oppression. Together, nothing can oppose us. Together we can DESTROY THE SUN! Who's with me?!
PSA: Reminder that there are unscrupulous people out there who will send phishing links. We will never ask for your password or offer you Pmod on discord or anything like that. Always navigate yourself to information on our website, all our articles are easy to find.
Disgusted to see the anti-trans culture war picking up more steam here. I'll solve the trans people issue for you: "Let people be themselves" SOLVED.
Stop being obsessed with what's in other people's underwear unless they invite you to find out.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
Something we're currently investigating, hopefully it can go live (needs testing as it's pushing the code a bit), should be of interest to you farmers.
Disclaimer: Not guaranteed as needs testing.
Have a happy holidays people. I am off to the land of shadows to visit my original summoners. I shall see you all in the newest of years. Enjoy yourselves!
Best way to start a Monday morning, check the comments on the video you did the previous week and see: "That's one sexy granny".
Well thank you dearies, Granny does try her best.
Curiosity question (purely me wondering this is NOT an indication of any future content plans). Would anyone be interested in a story using the Broken Home house as it stands (not adding in new graphics of an asylum) I think there's more we could tell if we wanted. :D
We are going to do a "20 years of lore" stream next week, so what questions do you have?
Try and avoid "when will we get..." type questions as the answer is always "when you get them".
Ideally questions about the processes of lore rather than specific lore questions.
Back from meeting everyone at Jagex again, I work with a marvellous bunch of reprobates. A finer selection of lunatics I could not ask for. They will be the last to die in my glorious new world order.
I'll be joining
@JagexJack
and
@JagexTimbo
on tomorrow's stream, to talk about being part of RuneScape for so very long. Is there anything you wanted to ask us ancient, wizened, veterans about working on a game for so long?
Last night for my tabletop roleplay group I ran a fun little adventure with a Christmas theme. It involved talking animals in a magical faerie kingdom.
All the animals are dead now.
They got them all killed. Even the polar bear with a love of baking.
My players are monsters
Twitter minions, an argument has begun between
@JagexScorpio
and myself and only you can solve this battle.
Which is better?
Retweet for Tangled.
Like for Frozen.
#ObviouslyTangledIsBetter
As part of
#InternationalWomansDay
I was asked to write a story about one of RuneScape's female characters. Rather than write about one of the better known characters I thought I might continue a story of one of my favourites. I hope you enjoy.
Wait! I had a burst of inspiration. I shall dress as a monster, but bring with me cumin, paprika, chilli flakes and other such things... so that I can be...
Scary Spice.
Shauny is off today, so your livestream this evening will be mostly hosted by your beloved overlord, me.
I apologise in advance.
On the plus side, we'll be showing off Player Owned Farms!
Very pleased seeing the love for Vicendithas from this quest. Had a lot of fun writing him and his...issues... and I love the way Shrike wrote the final scene in the lab.
Are you streaming the quest live today? Send me the link. Bonus points if you're actually going to read the dialogue and pay attention to the story. :P
@JagexShauny
Farewell Shauny, you will be missed. I expect you to keep in touch or my vengeance shall be legendary!
I'm glad you've got this opportunity though, I wish you all the best with it.
Whilst Obo is taking a crack at writing up the quest design I and
@JagexRowley
have very foolishly agreed to dive into some more farming code and bringing pof to level 1 farming AND f2p in the form of a lovely pond with ducks.
Why have I agreed to do more farming? WHY?
Some people ask me why I keep wanting to kill NPCs, it's because I have seen them misbehave in code, refusing to do even the simplest of things I tell them to. But they are fools, for I am a cruel and vengeful god... and they will RUE THE DAY!
This decade I have... well I've been here in RuneScape... got promoted though to Lead, so that's a thing. Otherwise I've honestly not changed much... other than started LARPing maybe... but yeah not exactly an earth shatteringly different decade for me. :D
So we did an RS DnD stream last night with some fabulous streamers. But if Jmods were to play, which J mods would you want to see and what should they be forced to play?