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Nimekaa chini nikakumbuka Mike Sonko signed a document to sack himself😢
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like kwani huoni ni chafu na itatumiwa na mtu mwingine
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I hate pull-outs, we mwaga mahali inafaa. I know how i will handle it after
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🎶usipandishe mrembo bodaboda, hiyo ndio siku ya mwisho utamwona...
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Some men look financially stable until you visit their houses
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if you're a girl, your father definitely imagined having sex with you as you went through puberty, probably numerous times
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alafu kuna hizi plots hazinanga rules we bora ulipe rent.
Hao landlords wabarikiwe sasa
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kumnyima kasusu alafu ufwatishe na "thanks for understanding me" 😂
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introverts tunangojanga giza ya 7:00 PM ndio twende tutembee
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wazazi wako wakianza kukutegemea at your early 20's sahau story na kuomoka
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nikikumbuka karibu nipeane sim 2 eti ku spice things up😭😂. riswaaa riswaa pepo mbaya ushindwe na ulegeee
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Watu wako HIV+ washikwe time wanaendea dawa then wawekwe life time quarantine so that we can fornicate in peace.
Those few people hawawezi tukosesha amani buana
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Hakuna kitu confusing kama kuona Atheist wakipiga big moves in life na sisi watu religious maisha inatupiga knock outs back to back
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You must be sick if you're celebrating the down fall of our beloved cabinet secretaries
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UoN hainanga form na imejaa vienyeji juu haina diploma students 😂
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Roysambu watu wana earn money wakiwa indoors hadi wewe mwenye huwa unarauka kwenda job unaoekana fala
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Nikipata mwanaume hakunywi pombe, doesn't bet, hana tatoo, doesn't smoke.
Nitamficha kama maskio ya Mulamwah
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ukienda club na upate DJ amefungiwa kwa cage urudi tu nyumbani uvae bullet proof vest 😂
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Kama utaenda JKIA Tuesday ensure you carry your body bag. You will need it.
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Si pia wewe umeona CS wote ni alumni wa UoN, alafu bado uko Kibabii😂
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Wacha ninyoe my valentine gift ndio date 14 ikifika ntakuwa nimemaliza kujikuna
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how did she qualified to be a pilot and we all know these fine ladies hukua danda heads ajab🤔
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After graduation ndio unajuanga pesa ya kwenu matters a lot in this life.
Cool kids wanapewa apartments kama graduation gifts wewe unapewa trolly ya smokie💀
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kama bei ya mkate inafanya mnateta hivi mahari mtalipa kweli
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Between dem ako na vibe na mwenye ako na matako kubwa utachoose mgani?
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nowadays kila dem ni mother of one or two, as a man unaingia kwa relationship na kuanza kulipia watoto school fees
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my pal bck in campus alimaliza section na mubaba alafu that guy had the audacity to tell her "never wish my daughter to be like you "🤭
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Kama mapenzi inatesa Kairo na ako na Porsche cayenne sebuse wewe mwenye kitu uko nayo expensive ni fake Jordan 4s😂
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Usiende maandamano kama huna NHIF, tumechoka na hizo pay bills zenu
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ukitaka kujua condition ya underwear ya mtu angilia condition ya phone 📱 screen yake
If my phone looks like this imagine what I can do to your heart 😁
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what next?
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unakumbuka ukijiita mkutano ukajiadvice huu mwaka hautanyonga😂
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Kama hujawai kuwa na simu iko storage ndogo wewe bado hujateseka.
Simu yenye ukimaliza kuskiza song unaidelete ndio udownload ingine 😭
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