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I've got a Mastodon account now. It's needlessly complicated but it's a lifeboat in case Twitter tanks. @Herostratus356 @mastodon .social
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JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier.
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@PSchmaling If Trump were exposed as a transgender atheist abortion doctor tomorrow, he wouldn't lose a single vote. Evangelical Christians don't care what you do personally so long as you help them hurt the people they hate.
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Fuck TERFs, fuck transphobes, and fuck their intellectual ancestors
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@ConSelfOwns Do transphobes who learned there's only two genders in school also think there's only three states of matter?
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To Hbomberguy, Todd in the Shadows, and anyone else involved in exposing James Somerton: You are not responsible for his mental health. Do not blame yourselves for whatever he might do as a result of his public image finally matching his true self.
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@AdrianCJax Yeah, I know. Not winning any points for originality here.
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Someday Gen Z will look back on their treatment of Amber Heard with the same shame that millennials feel when looking back on Britney Spears and Monica Lewinsky.
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Johnny Depp's lawyer Camille Vasquez admitted in a panel this week that during the 2022 trial she had a female member of his legal team spray Depp's cologne in the court toilets used by Amber Heard to wage "psychological warfare" against her. Do you know how fucking evil that is?
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@HeyHey33810158 I see more therapists in this thread than farm laborers, miners, or factory workers.
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@OfficialRaggens @TheStrxggler A woman can train as a warrior for literal centuries and chuds on the internet will still call her a Mary Sue 🙄
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People are surprised that Kevin Bacon is taking a political position on drag bans? He literally starred in a movie about religious extremists banning art!
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@BriannaWu I've never met a libertarian that didn't eventually become a fascist.
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John Mulaney's divorce and addiction issues are his own business. John Mulaney's transphobia is not.
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@wheetz @titonka They'd bring back slavery if they could.
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Kevin Feige gave us Black Panther, Shang-Chi, the Avengers, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Nelson Peltz gave us The Last Airbender (2010).
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@_Wolfsteak_ Hollywood's been trying to recreate Robin Williams' Genie for years without understanding why it was so successful.
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#DoctorWho #DoctorWhoSpoilers Me at the end of Dot and Bubble
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@ThePopTingz Every relationship? Hmm, what's the common denominator?
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@eyezaeyuhh @Mikey_Talks I heard some interpret Hunger Games as a conservative novel and movie about rural, working class people rising up against queer-coded urban elites.
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@the_Willard When they ask that, I just answer "What's your definition of a transphobic statement?" That's what any argument on the subject will boil down to anyway. Might as well force them to take a concrete position rather than hide the goalposts.
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How China sees Biden vs. How China sees Trump #DarkBrandon #DarkBrandonRising Dark Brandon
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@xychelsea But it reflects the way we actually say dates. "November Third, 2022."
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@kristoferthomas I remember reading somewhere "Never criticize someone's appearance unless it's something they can fix in 10 seconds" and I've never forgotten that. It basically limits you to "You've got something on your face/stuck between your teeth"
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@queerBengali If a politician wants to be a cautious moderate, fine. If they want to be bold progressives, fine. I understand both approaches. But what I won't tolerate is someone who is a bold progressive for white men and a cautious moderate for everyone else.
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@AsmaZehradr @BBCWorld I assure you that marriage does not prevent someone from watching pornography.
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@axlreznor @HPANA There were meant to be five
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@XianColasacco @EdKrassen @AOC By that logic, California would have no rich people or big businesses. Hollywood and Silicon Valley would have moved out to Kansas a long time ago.
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Glad to see the Daniel Dae Kim/Dr Han/Good Doctor/"I AM A SURGEON!" memes haven't run their course yet.
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@jacobin "Nostalgia is bad" says publication named after 18th century political movement
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@karaswisher Elon's standing outside some Twitter programmer's house holding a boom box over his head.
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@MyFirstCousin If you felt a slight gust of wind just now, that was every Vietnamese person in the world simultaneously bursting into laughter at once.
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@GreatCheshire I don't think there's one big reason, just several small ones. The sequel could survive a bigoted writer OR the controversial firing of an actor OR another actor being arrested OR the last movie not being very good but it can't survive all those things. Death by 1000 cuts.
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@ivanleegee @4TheCulture____ Where are their fathers?!
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@thepeyotenews @HPANA Any ONE of the storylines they started could have made a decent movie. Make a Dumbledore/Grindelwald prequel OR a magizoologist meeting weird creatures OR a disgraced ex-Auror investigating strange disturbances. Instead they crammed them all into one.
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@RogueNotary The New Atheists venerated science without fully understanding it and its relationship to policy and culture. They saw it as pure objective truth rather than just another human system with flaws and biases to be examined. People like that become vulnerable to pseudoscience.
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@JohnMagary Don't make me tap the sign
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I do not wish Mitch McConnell well. He is the reason we have the current corrupt, extremist, bloody-handed SCOTUS. If you want a world where we don't pray for the deaths of powerful people, create a system where their deaths are not the only way we can be freed from their abuse.
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I'm not sure if this is true but I'd like to believe it is #GlassOnion #GlassOnionAKnivesOutMystery
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@IAPonomarenko Russia be like "Sorry we robbed your house. We won't do it again if you promise to never lock your doors or call the police."
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@magpiekilljoy You might enjoy these.
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@PatriotDadFB @MichaelKeaton Batman, the gun-hating superhero who only exists because the cops are corrupt or incompetent?
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It's probably not true that JD Vance fucked a couch or that JK Rowling has out-of-control black mold in her house. But considering all the lies they push about transgender people, I don't care if those rumors spread or not.
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@ConImpeach @arXiv6174 @SpeakerPelosi All she said was that a powerful lobbying group had undo influence over politicians which is something progressives say all the time. Why does this change just because the lobbying group tries to co-opt Jewishness?
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@unlsweetie @PanasonicDX4500 @jemelehill Green Book is all for diversity in schools but doesn't think their kids should be used in some experiment.
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@JeanLucConnery @BillNye Not sure what that has to do with what he said...
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Since JK Rowling is trending again, here's a reminder of the time she got sued for pregnancy discrimination and lost. Real champion of women's rights. 🙄
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@SimuLiu Anti-vaxxers can stop the spread of death and suffering with the tiniest effort and choose not to. I cannot think of a more straightforward example of evil.
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@Trill_Brandonnn @Lunwi88 "Hi, I'm Clint." *shoots arrows* *boom* "I don't care"
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@thelindsayellis I think it resonates because a lot of people had parents who "taught" us by giving us an unfamiliar task, giving us no help or information, and punishing us when we failed.
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Transphobes: Trans people weren't targeted in the Holocaust! Dani Dayan, chairman of the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial:
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If Brianna Ghey is deadnamed on her tombstone, someone should give it the Neil Gaiman treatment. #DignityForBrianna
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@magi_jay Orwell was also a strong supporter of calling groups of people by whatever they wanted. He was a *supporter* of what we now call "political correctness."
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@yo_its_simba One of my favorite sayings is "You might not be interested in politics but politics is interested in you."
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@RawbertBeef Please tell me this one's real.
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@mattxiv Thirty years from now: "Do you, Bryightnleigh, take X Æ A-Xii to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do."
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@JohnBoyega Don't worry. The 1.6 million of us will keep your secret
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@gatadeinternet @codyfux @Fuzzy_DunIop @skeleton_dandy @capybaroness JK Rowling: Cancel culture is bad! People shouldn't lose jobs just because people disagree with their opinions! Also JK Rowling: Reduce that actress's role for disagreeing with my opinion!
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@Quatrina_VR @renfamous I have asked GG advocates many times to show me the positive reviews that she allegedly got via sexual favors. I never got them.
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@Meidas_Ivy @ContraPoints I just checked out this guy's account. I...I don't think it's a parody. 😳
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@epa_nit @KarbonSays Or maybe everyone can just mind their own business instead of worrying about what's in other people's pants.
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@DECOUTURIZE @moryan This was just a few posts down my timeline
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Amazon employee who advocated for warehouse workers says she was fired in "a 30-second phone call"
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@DiscussingFilm Me to the toxic fandom if this happens
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@BuzzFeed "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
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@TerribleJokes3 @YrOnlyHope She also spread them on Twitter before deleting her account
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@TheFilmUpdates This is the way
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@Quatrina_VR @renfamous So she traded sex for positive reviews but there are no positive reviews. God, you're gullible.
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Since TERFs are trending again, here's a reminder that transition-related surgery for transgender people have a regret rate of under 1% while knee replacements have a regret rate of around 20%. Sources in the replies:
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@JustinWhang @SimuLiu This is the polite, admiring, mildly critical statement you're all getting butthurt over. Seriously, calm down.
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@TransEthics They just opened all their old homophobic propaganda and did this:
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@CultureCrave "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies and a great deal more to stand up to our friends."
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Chris Pratt could easily beat the homophobia allegations with one very simple sentence. "I support LGBTQ rights." He hasn't. Not trying to cancel him or anything, but let's not pretend he's something he's not.
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@arthur_affect Some people go through hardship and think "I suffered. No one else should suffer like I did." Others go through hardship and think "I suffered. Why shouldn't everyone else?"
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The absolute failure of Chesa Boudin as a DA really makes me appreciate what Kamala Harris did.
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@notcapnamerica "Don't come back" If he'd just said "OK", Vivint would've lost one sale. His response guarantees that Vivint will lose that one sale PLUS all the people who see video of him being so horribly disrespectful, unprofessional, and creepy.
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@IgnorantNoodle @BlckBolex So it's truly amazing that a movie where the two of them fought has been basically forgotten.
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@wakandaho @inkyubus13 Tony: This jet is more advanced than anything we have back home! T'challa: Just be careful. It's an antique.
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@gonzofan07 Bruno helping Nakia get votes for the mosque board
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@crazysexyghoul AI art is basically a "checkmate" to "Death of the author" and "Separate the art from the artist". If the intent of the artist doesn't matter, then the artist himself doesn't matter.
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@PopCrave The average age of CW viewers is almost certainly not that high. More likely millennials and Gen Z can't afford cable on their own and are using their parents' accounts, messing up the data
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@GreatCheshire I thought it would take at least a year.
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@DINDJARlNS Boba Fett: Aww, someone else highjacked your show?
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JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier.
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As a rule, try not to tweet in ways that cause actual Holocaust scholars to show up and correct you.
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