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You don't want to follow me. I RT everything known to man. Always in twitter jail. Guardian of the messiah, Jackson Q. The Iron Giant is your favorite movie.
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If Jimmy somehow wills this team to a title I will buy every single big face item and record myself shoving it up my ass
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Looks ready for cancun
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BREAKING: The chair Brian Windhorst is currently sitting on.
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Scott Foster kept us from sweeping this bum ass loser franchise. Forever mad.
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Marcus Smart and Jrue Holiday after professing their love for their current situation
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I can't stop watching this. And it's an excellent vine to use as a reply
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS RT
@jabr_77
@mikeryan790
@LeBatardShow
@Stugotz790
ARE YOU READY!!!!
http://t.co/necBDD0zAd
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He leaves, I'm spelling it Dwayne forever.
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Loser has to learn how to drive
we really might get a Palm Beach vs Miami national championship game 🥲
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When we get Lillard it'll be like when they open those ancient Egyptian tombs. I'm washed but I'll dig deep for the culture. Suspension coming.
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There once was a bitch named LeBron,
Who was a colossal cabron.
He thought it was he
Who held the key
So he ran home, but boy was he wrong.
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@prestoncmoore
the nba has been gifting miami nearly everything since the play-in. — they love a feel good story. butler barely above .500 in the postseason for his career, grew up homeless… it’s just the perfect “feel good” story.
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Game 7 on sunday? Dubs guaranteed the win. Bron always loses on Fathers Day.
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Philbin thanked the fans before LeBron.
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BOSA AINT CRIED THIS MUCH SINCE BIDEN WON
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@DwyaneWade
You were my first love, you are my last love. I shall never be able to love again.
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"Kids in Africa are gonna think LeBron has the most rings ever by the end of his career."
L M F A O
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Barely beating a Jimmy-less team. Bum ass franchise. It's Heat in 5, but if Jimmy doesn't get hurt these frauds get swept.
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Was a hell of a run. Don't let loser ass celtics or knicks fans tell you ANYTHING. Joke franchises.
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/KD signs with Heat
Cut to dark street, shady figure knocks at door
/Lil B opens up
It's Pat Riley with a gun
"Let's talk about that curse"
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Man, this Mayweather-Pacquiao fight been arranged for 5 years now. Just took this long for Floyd to read the contract before he signed it.
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Two-time champion hanging out with a random fan. Really cool move by Mike to spend time with his supporters.
http://t.co/lJcd4UfuDR
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Cavs fans boo: "Well, they're just very passionate."
Heat fans boo: "Ungrateful, childish."
I'm sleep tho
http://t.co/4DGuUMWC4P
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Fuck it. Fins are winning the superbowl this year. Favorite it, screenshot it, shove it up your ass.
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/spo gets fan mail from little kid
"Hi coch spolstra, how wuld yu defeet the wariors?"
"....LeBron, I recognize your handwriting"
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Fuck new York and fuck Boston
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I've seen this movie before
Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years
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@Geoff_Weiss
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WHOA IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE HEAT DIDN'T WANNA BE CRIPPLED BY A KOBE CONTRACT LIKE THE LAKERS MY MIND IS BLOWN YOU FUCKPUSSY
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End of riley/KD meeting:
"Alright, I'm in"
"Just one thing we need you to do, Kevin"
"What?"
"Apologize to Lil B"
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If Riley adds LMA and gets wade back, I will blow him. With or without his permission. I WILL GIVE HIM A RAPEY BLOWJOB.
...I'mma delete this
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Wait, the QB's black???? OH MAN PATS FANS ARE SO CONFLICTED
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YOUR TEAM ISN'T UP 3-0 IN THEIR CONFERENCE FINALS? CAN'T RELATE.
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It's good you got a trial of a hoe leaving you
@KyrieIrving
, cuz it's happening again this summer
#HeGone
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Jan 6 Mafia
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When you have more extra chromosomes than rings
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Their kids:
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis reveal they will donate their $275 million fortune to charity and not leave anything for their children.
They say they don't want their children to become spoiled and entitled, and want them to be motivated to work hard.
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I'd rather stick my balls in a belgian waffle press
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Do it for fitz
Duncan Robinson averages 7 3's a game. No one understands a Heat-Nuggets Finals. Network executives are upset. It goes to triple overtime in game 7. Every front court player has fouled out. Udonis Haslem baseline 18 footer ftw
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You still live in cleveland. You still wake up every morning deciding whether you should get dressed for work or finally pull that trigger
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Heading into the 2023 season with Austin “greasy hands” Jackson as the blindside protector for a franchise QB who had 7 bone breaks and 3 concussions over the last 5 seasons is malpractice. Good luck!
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Jimmy fucking Boston like they're Rachel Nichols
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My therapist:
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@Alf954
Things get tense in family fights. And relationship fights. Now imagine them combined.
#GETIT
#REDNECKINCESTJOKE
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/rips ups playbook
/hands Tanny new playbook
"Uh...all of these are TE passes"
*blank stare*
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I got my account back by submitting an appeal many times a day, being abusive, and saying things like "you unsuspended trump but won't unsuspend me?"
Bullying works, kids.
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When you pause and look to the side before drinking beer from a very large mug
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Just crunched the numbers, this is $4,555 going up my ass
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JAMES JONES BROKE ANKLES AND LAYED IT IN. ITS OVER. APOCALYPSE. GET IN YOUR CARS AND FLEE.
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When you got Gerald Green on a minimum deal
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GORAN DRAGIC. BULLY
DWYANE WADE. BULLY
JOE JOHNSON. BULLY
LUOL DENG. BULLY
HASSAN WHITESIDE. BULLY
JOSH RICHARDSON STEALIN YA COOKIES
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Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941:
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No matter what happens today and in the next couple weeks, you bet your ass I'm gonna slander like we swept everyone and won the chip.
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I think Tatum is the perfect player for Boston. Perfect heir to Paul Pierce. Slightly above average player who thinks they're a superstar, occasionally will have big games. Perennial loser unless they get two all stars around him. Chef's kiss.
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To be fair he had lots of people pegged, but agreed
Andrew Gillum had DeSantis pegged for exactly who he is years ago.
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OUR RESOLVE HAS ONLY BEEN STRENGTHENED. WE HAVE AN OFFSEASON TO TRAIN AND IMPROVE. PETTY SUMMER LEAGUE. PETTY OLYMPICS. WE WILL BE BACK.
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CLEVELAND FINALLY GOT THAT FINALS CELEBRATION IN CLEVELAND.
TOO BAD IT'S ANOTHER TEAAAAAAAAAM
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Blue Steal
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I once told my dad I watched first take and he beat me with a sack of potatoes and ran over my legs with his car. Fuck off about it.
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So high up you're prob seeing kobe too
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Who the FUCK gets hooters delivered? Food ain't that good my man. The draw is the titties. Unless they're delivering those too, get something else.
I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my
#DoorDash
data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
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One more quarter. Been an honor, heat twitter. One way or the other.
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Tequesta ghosts seeing our optimism
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When the Heat host the Cavs and they look up and see the banners
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Kyle Lowry just confirming to Pat that's he's been right to hate fat people all these years. Can't trust em.
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