Hayzer
@HayzerSmite
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Twitch streamer, software developer, semi-professional clown. He/Him.
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Holy shit it is him
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I can't wait to become him
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He's really out here playing chess while we're all playing checkers (smite)
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Christmas embarrassment level: my grandmother has heard me saying Aphro beach skin cock is growing
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Big Twitch streamer don't be a massive cunt challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
If your entire personality is playing victim you should of left that in 2021
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⚠COMPETITIVE RULING⚠
Our league operations team has uncovered evidence through watching Game 4 of the SPL set between the Camelot Kings and Jade Dragons that both teams are absolutely dog-ass. As a result, the number of teams qualifying to SWC has been reduced to 3.
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Hey, I got a new job! Been interviewing over the last 6 weeks or so and landed something pretty cool, which is why I've been talking vaguely about being extra busy.
Tomorrow is my last day and I have 5 weeks off before I start, so expect some fun content over the next month :)
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What an incredible event, I feel so unbelievably privileged to be a part of this community and get to work with the amazing talent team.
Everyone involved loves this game so much and want to make it the best they can, best video game community in the world x
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Zap ages like a fine wine, his 3rd and his best performance in an SWC win, incredible stuff. Really happy for the Leviathans, they've put so much of their lives in to the game and worked so hard to get here, congrats to them all
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Andi Potter vs. Wolfemort, will he be able to save the wizarding world once again?
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Crowd cheering every buff cleared, players must be so confused hahaha
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Nika enjoying his breakfast this morning as he gets ready for another hard day of playing Bastet solo
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The last day of the 10th and likely final Smite World Championship.
Unreal privilege to be here and be involved, thanks to all of you we get to live this crazy dream once a year, and meet new and old friends from all over the world.
Let's smash it
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📞Hello 911? Oceans 🌊is in my house 🏠, I think he's going to ult me! 🏝️ Yes, he's on Maui.... 🪝 what's that? I'm not in any danger😌 Ok thanks 👍
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What is it with solo laners and getting paid 45k a year to not wake up on time to be at their job for 3pm
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DO NOT BECOME THE SMITE DRAMA ACCOUNT AGAIN DO NOT BECOME THE SMITE DRAMA ACCOUNT AGAIN DO NOT BECOME THE SMITE DRAMA ACCOUNT AGAIN DO NOT BECOME THE SMITE DRAMA ACCOUNT AGAIN DO NOT BECOME THE SMITE DRAMA ACCOUNT AGAIN DO NOT BECOME THE SMITE DRAMA ACCOUNT AGAIN DO NOT BECOME TH
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Diem after he invents a new start that definitely was not done at Worlds and also several times before that
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On my (sadly very busy) plane ready to go home.
Been a great experience and I'm really thankful I'm able to stay involved in comp Smite.
Thanks to
@Hinduman_
for looking after me throughout and organising the trip, and shout out to the whole talent team for making me welcome!
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Jarcorr after he won game 4 in the semi finals of the Season 8 Smite Phase 2 Play Offs (colourised)
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DMBrandon returns in the most unexpected way, drops streamers get copyright struck by HiRez and Pokimane plays Smite, what a week 🥳📈
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Graduated high school
Started playing Smite
Graduated university
Went to my first Smite event
Got my first real job
Competed at my first Smite event
Lost worlds
Lost worlds
Quit my job to try win worlds
Lost worlds
Went back to my job
Lost worlds
What a crazy decade 🎇🎆
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ROSTERPOCALYPSE IN PROGRESS
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@xJarcor
leaves
@SPLLeviathans
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@notHaddix
joins the roster in solo.
🐞
@Inbowned
leaves
@SPLScarabs
, Jarcorrr joins the roster in support.
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@BaskinSmite
RETURNS to play solo for Bolts.
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Very fun worlds as always, was a pleasure to meet everyone, lots of new faces but also loads of people who were here last year, very cool
First SWC I've left not horribly hungover and my flight is barely delayed, good karma, looking forward to a couple vinos in NYC to celebrate
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I am actually very excited for SPL starting tomorrow.
Will Knights live up to the hype?
Are Splyce the real deal or a splash in the pan?
Will the LG players receive their salaries on time?
Will Cherryo ever get a visa?
So many questions, and the answers are all coming soon.
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Been planning this for a little while, had to move it about a bit but happy to announce I finally have some solid dates for the Smite European Cup.
The captains listed below will pick the best rosters they can for their country / region, and we'll see who really runs Europe.
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Someone has just posted Gank Me Maybe in my family group chat, this might be it for me
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7 day twitch ban, I don't remember what I did so I'm sure I deserve it. Sorry to the fans x
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FineO and Julio might have had the same items this game, but there's no doubt that Alec Fonzo is built different
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Who would win, 5 of the best players to ever do it including a combined 5 SWC wins, or one sharky bear?
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Posting this at a criminally inactive twitter time, here are the groups for the Smite European Cup on Sunday, people will be streaming their own POVs and I'll be streaming some good games too, see you there x
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YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
YOU DON'T GIVE VARIETY KING ARTHUR
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Guess I'll be the first to say that I'm out next year. Nothing to do with our performance, really wanted to go out on a win but unfortunately wasn't to be.
Format changes don't work for me personally, think it's gotten to the point where the dream job isn't such a dream anymore.
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What's even the point in streaming when stereotype youtuber doesn't make videos anymore
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If there's ever been an argument for double elim brackets helping Smite this is it. So many incredible sets so far, so much fun in Bo3 format, can't wait to see what's still to come.
@_nikap
meow
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Not making an emotional Smite is over tweet because it's not over until I say it's over.
The show goes on, stop tweeting like we're done, cunts
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Hey guys, thanks for all the nice tweets, I'm just casting as normal but it's super cool you're all so in to it
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Very tired but waiting on my first flight, see you all in Texas in like 15 hours or some stupid amount of time x
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Hot take: Tuesdays are the worst day of the week and it isn't even close.
Also, I swear if I see any more tweets from SPL players complaining about having to work at 11am I'm moving them to the bottom of the tierlist!!!
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Just had to physically restrain myself from licking the wine bottle after pouring myself a glass of red in front of my mum, the things we do for family
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You can't make that shit up, back to back new chatters, the duality of smite gaming
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SCC casters being brought out to this event has been super great, they've brought a lot of knowledge and energy to this event that wouldn't have been here otherwise.
Costs a lot of money to bring people out so we should appreciate and encourage it, thanks
@SmitePro
gang x
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I’ll never understand how SPL and SCC teams allow mids that just.... miss... Kuku ult off Kumbha ult. I feel like there has to be pools of mids in the USA that won’t miss simple ults. Or Gilga's that won’t buy random t1s idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.
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@xDivios
using the Hades global emote to try and trick Dig in to thinking FG is further along than it is, baiting them in to an FG fight that they wouldn't have taken otherwise. Scummy, scummy thing to do, I thought better of the Splyce boys, and I hope they get punished.
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Continuing to work on my Smite 2 Neith gameplay commentaries this morning @ twitch / hayzer
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These guys walks up in your duo lane and spank your adc's ass, wyd?
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They really did it to 'em, huh? Unreal how consistently the SWC throws up these upsets, favourites out first round and a very scary looking Titans march on
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What a fantastic weekend, congratulations to the boys entering the SPL, really well earned for both the Oni Homies and the Winner Dogs, excited to see them both this year.
Sad to see Aggro go, the best caster we've had in Smite IMO but excited to see what he brings to design 🐐
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Great catch up at dinner last night, ready for worlds to start tomorrow!
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This is going to be the most scuffed hot tub stream of all time
Thank you so much for 1k subs, could never have anticipated that kind of support
Fuck it rosterpocalypse video and power rankings
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Fun Fact: Warriors and Leviathans are the only teams in the league where all players hail from different countries. Also, they don't share any countries even between the 2 teams, wow!!!!
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SPL players picking Zhong again after he's lost 7 times in a row
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LMAO you can see Vote complaining about Dardez stealing his penta, love to see it
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Taking myself out of Titans coach contention. Mess of an apartment. Unlivable. Animals. (bin lid on floor)
@mum
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