people are clowning on this and it’s not a great movie or anything, but I don’t know what fucking schools the “my high school plays were better than this” crowd went to. you’re not a better actor than Alden Ehrenreich, I promise you
we already did this with Marriage Story (which is much better than Fair Play and therefore even more embarrassing for the haters) - you did not outact Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver in your 10th grade production of The Importance of Being Earnest, that’s simply not true
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I suppose the contrarianism is only natural considering its acclaim, but it’s funny to me that Kane specifically gets talked about as “boring” when it’s still fast paced and energetic by today’s standards
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he just died? wow… I, I didn’t know that, you’re telling me now for the first time. He was an amazing Eternal. What else can you say, he led an amazing life. Whether you agree-
nobody at this halloween party knows that I’m dressed as the French High Commissioner De Roller, played by Benoît Magimel in Albert Serra’s film PACIFICTION (2022)
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yeah it’s certainly nothing masterful, I’m just confused why people seem to think that any performance with yelling is automatically amateurish
my uncle has asked me if I’ve seen the Tom Hanks WWII naval movie Greyhound at the past 3 thanksgivings. I feel ashamed to tell him no each time. going to prioritize watching Greyhound in 2024
what’s up guys I helped a lady carry her liquor to her car today, I honestly didn’t even really mind I didn’t even complain about it much i’m super super fucking nice so if I like you and you have a boyfriend you should stop and go out with me!
Feeling pretty gutted at the moment because I told them before it was my favorite film of the year and for my dad to just leave like that while I was sobbing during the emotional climax, two hours in and not even stick around to see the final 5 minutes…I’m just so disappointed
I got some regrets, but any time I watch an action movie my biggest regret is that I didn’t dedicate my entire life to mastering all forms of combat and beating up rooms full of people without even trying. how cool would it be if I was still a film editor but also jason bourne
i’ve noticed that many of my followers have been masturbating to me today. please reach out to me before you jerk off to me so I can make sure i schedule a time for you - this way, I won’t have any overlaps and my spirit won’t be overwhelmed. thanks!!
saw Titane. good movie. an old man walked into our theater in the middle of it and started peeing on the ground. like dick in hand, not a care in the world, just pissing in the theater. not a better movie that could’ve happened during
am absolutely dominating this armrest at the ballet right now. after a couple bumps and elbow brushes, the guy next to me has fully submitted it to me. can’t stop winning
sometimes annoying things happen to me and sometimes people suck and sometimes life is lame. so many movies are dogshit too. but I will always have West Side Story. they can’t take that away from me
one of the greatest artists the world has ever known. a massive catalogue full of revolutionary film technique and radical politics, and a once-in-a-lifetime visionary. RIP to a genius
a guy I went to high school with had a flash drive with all the ISIS execution videos and his reason for always carrying it around with him was so he’d “never forget what’s out there” lmao
COVID update: too tired to shower but awake enough to make a breakfast burrito, started off the morning with a Dick Jewell rewatch, about to go Rivette mode. missing the homies in NYC. be well everyone
truly depressing going into a Best Buy and seeing only one shelf of movies. Went there and to Target looking for Licorice Pizza. the times of going to a store and getting a disc on the day of release are dead I guess