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Liar! Liar! Pants on fire! I pretend I do not see

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I’m just one angry mother fucker. The most insufferable fuck. And the worst part is I’m right about everything
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We’ve reached the peak of WWII simulation, putting you right in the shoes of a forced Czech conscript in the Wehrmacht
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Again this isn’t AI creating a problem, this is AI revealing a problem that already existed. You’re not mad at what’s happening, you’re mad that you can no longer play dumb about it
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I can not stress this enough, unregulated GenAI will not only inhibit but also damage future progress not only in art but academia. Researchers published images with Generative AI. This was PUBLISHED in a peer-reviewed scientific journal.
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Irony poisoned. No known cure
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“Dude… did you seriously just… divorce your wife with stage 3 breast cancer? Not cool bro.”
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@Commie_Angel @freedomrideblog @TaraKaos America produced half of not just the Allie's equipment, but literally all of the equipment used in the war
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Gamers won’t stare at a lady scream with poop on her face for five hours. Clearly it’s because they have low attention spans
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Hellblade 2 isn't doing big numbers bc we live in a Tik Tok Fortnite generation. Gamers have low attention span & want instant gratification through battlepass rewards, loot boxes, endless unlockables, & level ups. Creativity, story, & immersion are no longer valued. Sad truth
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@MrAndyNgo They're speaking so casually about it too, like they're on a fucking hunting trip
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@katorin_jou Females complicate dating for themselves so much. Guys literally just want you to not be annoying, be pretty, and not be a hoe
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@ShitpostRock How does this look realistic to you unless you don’t go outside
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@pooeater38 I been to a lot of dirty countries but there’s something about india that puts it on a whole ‘nother level. It’s more than just being poor. They particularly care less about hygiene
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Imagine thinking a woman would be so caring
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Top tier dynamic
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@pcgamer Xi Jinping:
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@woke_teen On one hand, I want to defend him, cuz most rich people are boring old hacks, but on the other hand, the fact that a grown man wastes his time browsing r/animemes disturbs me deeply
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@MakasiMotema @noname Eliminated "homelessness"
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@Berniewouldawon @Politics_Polls Yeah just trust 405 votes vs 75,000
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@reddit_TLCM Good. I don't want them to come out
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@NobodyIsOurGuy @ChiseHatoriFan It was but in a refreshing way. It never felt overproduced the way most films do nowadays
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@fckeveryword Bout to become 3.0
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@paulettizme @synhabits @CannotHaveSex Only online with anonymity. Irl men will jump through hoops not to remind the ugly chicks of how they look
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@IDJoe4Congress @offthe_res Why the ever flying fuck does the USPS need 20 billion
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Possibly the worst possible way you could use the Lord’s name in vain
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Everyone was just comfortable in their own skin. Willing to be their own awkward selves. Even at nerd stores you don’t really see this type of guy anymore. Sure they all look the same (except brown) but they all have that characteristic zoomer trait of being too into themselves
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Oh shit
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How much of the astroturfed "Muslim Christian alliance against Zionism" stuff we've seen on here since October 7 attacks was funded by Arab money? Who pays Sulaiman?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 It’s crazy how much disconnect there is between gen pop and creatives that this character shows up in every piece of media despite the fact that EVERYONE is disgusted by her
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@lporiginalg They're actually trying to pass the convicted pedophile off as a good guy wtf
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@Paulmd199 @thenation @b_hasbrouck Bad quote. They have no good intentions
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@7Rayoking @freedomrideblog Dude WW2 saw capitalism and communism team up to fight fascism. What the hell are you on
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@Prosopontology Midwits showing themselves
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@Redditor_Mr_L The capacity of soyjaks to capture just the essence of an individual is really unparalleled
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@redwhitetwice @MrAndyNgo Crazy how they were claiming that Kyle had gone just to shoot at people but as it turns out it's actually their guys who show up to do that
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@RAZ0RFIST One thing could have stopped it and that's if they carried out an actual investigation and found no fraud. Trump voters would actually have accepted a loss if it was transparent
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@WolfTheRed Such a hard choice between these two
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@UnironicAtheism I'm reminded of how Buzz Aldrin took communion just before stepping on the moon
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Trying to wrap my head around the implication that subtracting God from this equation makes it more believable
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@BasedPoland Love how he's ready to just jump back into the fray and ping some commies
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@NastrondScourge But if you did send them into the fields without knowing basic algebra they’d be in for a rude awakening
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@Jack_S_Wolfman The unfortunate truth is most consumers will look over a game without a bloated AAA budget look
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@truongasm Japanese devs not realizing we play their games to avoid garbage like this.
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@NathanLanier205 "Fights having an over the top, climatic finale ruins their flow"
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@ErinCarsonGamer @Mantequillerx @JustinWhang No it's equivalent to setting up a private match
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@mrfeelswildride They're working for EA so they were gonna get fired regardless
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@EtikaNoContext Etika is a man who believe in equality and fairness
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@DefrostedSquid @AltHistCody It’s not unhealthy to hate promiscuity. Promiscuity is unhealthy
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@An_ca_te Jim might wanna rethink his brand a little
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I hate the cartoony vs realism debate because at the end of the day I do not care what your game looks like. It should just not look like shit
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My wish for more games to embrace cartoony aesthetics is slowly coming true though. And they're better for it.
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Every zoomer you meet has a story like this. 99/100 times it’s as real as the people in this video. Bizarre creatures
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Community notes is just starting to piss me off now. I’m at this base, and based on what another guy said it looks like this is the unit I was working with yesterday. Not only does source not show these are reserves but it links to the wrong branch
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Who knew decades of lowering standards and running off all your experienced leadership would have consequences--?
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@ssohlhee Tribe, chief, Savage, and spirit animal have never been specific to native Americans. I'll give you the other two, but you're looking at this from an extremely narrow point of view
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@Meiyoshima @SavedYouAClickV @GimmickAccsOOC What do you mean? This is saving me tons of clicks
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@WallPoggers @Breaking911 Probably because Mastercard doesn't want to be funding child porn
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@WashireRPAdvice Notice how your definition of child includes women above average female height
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@conan_esq Those aren’t real autists. Strong theory of mind is the exception not the rule. Lack of social etiquette does reveal how many people lack theory of mind. When first diagnosed social etiquette was common so you knew who was far below the norm but now it’s all jumbled up
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@RokoMijic Middle/upper class men like the left. Lower class men like the right
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@Vitruveon Yeah pretty sick of people gaslighting you into pretending this isn’t what 90% of youth culture is unless you wanna hang out with nerds which is it’s own share of problems. Things change for the better once people realize they don’t have to defend this shit and that being fun…
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Dude
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@TSM_Leffen It doesn't?
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@UnusualVideos Something about the way he said that makes hell seem a lot more inviting than it's supposed to.
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Being forced to take essentially an IQ test when joining the military and being segregated based on the results of that test puts a LOT into perspective
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Bunch of shit I already payed for is obsolete because I can pay for it again
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@dyingscribe I worked 60 hour weeks with no overtime pay and was leagues faster than all my coworkers at my last workplace. Got let go because supposedly being quiet and not having the power to make a guy with cerebral palsy capable of doing dishes constitutes having a bad work ethic
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@memedotcoms @Anon_AAJ @OGRolandRat What I take for it is you take yourself too seriously
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@ThePeterShep @xYeezySZN It's as popular as it's ever been, quite openly in fact. They've been running the pro-choice movement as a front for eugenics acted on black Americans for a hundred years and everyone just nods their heads about it and moves on
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@NESbot_feed Because Resident Evil good
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@mrfeelswildride Meanwhilie at Microsoft: Wow this looks pretty good. Scrap it.
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@FABIOof119 @smashaccount1 @RubyHatori @BitzerSmash @TSM_Leffen You gotta get a life if it bothers you that this bothers them
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@planefag “I’m going to spend every waking moment of my life fighting for my right to treat you as subhuman filth with no consequence and it’s you’re wrong for not wanting me anymore” This is abusive beyond question and yet it’s just the norm. Where do they think they haven’t messed up
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Remind me which side is the cult again
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@planefag Been a while since I looked into it but isn’t scientific theory basically just a series of internally consistent models which by their nature don’t really prove anything
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Nicaragua, Indonesia, Georgia, Greenland, Egypt, Russia
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Sudan, India, Sri lanka, Asia Netherlands, DRC,Algeria.
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@Doyle56304124 @not__vee Insane how quickly we all just forget. Everyone knows it's in living memory we knew this stuff was dumb as shit but people are so compromisingly weak they just pretend to not see
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@TrillMustDie Was the hentai worth it Kurt, was it
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@ComradeWill_ @TheRightCant @LeftAccidental And neither do those indigenous nations🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@AtheistTakes It's almost like the problem was intent
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@VoxArtificialis @AltHistCody Nixon didn’t do anything that anyone else wasn’t doing. He just got caught. Such a shame
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@Wraegun1 @AltHistCody Kind of. Very useful in an open field environment which is the last place you ever want to be fighting. Most combat and maneuvers take place in dense environments with lots of overhead cover which these would be useless in and probably not deemed worth the extra weight
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@mrfeelswildride Well you know Randy Pitchford. Always keeping up with what the kids are into
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What did Mr. Sakurai mean by this
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@TwitterGaming @geoffkeighley Of course you would. You're paid to
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@BuyBookBuyBook This is a disgusting sleight of hand. "Our guys did the same stuff as your guys but in an arbitrarily defined less evil way"
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@seb_goon @SatoBstGirl Still salty that Texans made all your food better
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@ShitpostBot5000 Legit thought this was real
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@AboveUp Gotta change my pfp now
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@honesty_poyo @Commie_Angel @freedomrideblog @TaraKaos You know Ford also built factories for the USSR. Tons of American bankers and businessmen back them
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@the_moviebob @inurashii When people look at you, they won't be frightened as much as they'll think you need to hit the gym
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Christ was born in a manger. He rode a donkey into Jerusalem. His early followers met in places like this. Like it or not this IS Christianity
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Americans really convert old Pizza Huts into churches and wonder why church attendance is declining.
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Good reminder that these happiness polls are extremely made up. The only measure of happiness worth a damn is suicide rates
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New poll shows record-breaking happiness in America despite COVID-19, politics and climate change
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