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I am Twitter's greedy grasping glob of chemicals. You'll find mostly Simpsons stuff here.
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People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
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I'm staying with friends for the weekend, and this bedding was specifically reserved for me. 🐟💡
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One thing that I've always loved - how Bart and Homer go posh for no reason when they're trying to outsmart each other.
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This is truly one of the greatest ever Simpsons moments, yet it's so underrated.
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Why is Selma at a birthday dinner for Sherri and Terri? And why is she sitting at a separate table?
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Severely underrated moment: Burns and Smithers shopping at Springfield Mall for a present for the Simpsons
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They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
i love this picture. it looks like gerald ford is a ghost that only bush can see
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My car is also named Bort.
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The early episodes are loaded with underrated Burns moments.
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You know you're getting old when you start to relate more to Aunt Selma than Bart and Lisa.
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Quite possibly the most underrated moment of the entire series.
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Best thing about the Simpsons: Those little throwaway jokes that everyone seems to forget about. Those are what make this such a brilliant show.
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It's called a Flaming Moe. That's right, a Flaming Moe. My name is Moe and I invented it. That's why it's called a Flaming Moe. What? What are you looking at, Homer? It's a Flaming Moe. I'm Moe.
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I've always loved how passionate Apu is about Jurassic Park.
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A woman is a lot like... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, three hundred pounds, they make ice...
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This song has been stuck in my head for the past three decades.
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Possibly my favourite scene in A Streetcar Named Marge, but one that nobody ever mentions:
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Words cannot express how much I love this classic moment.
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Flintstones chewable morphine!
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Underrated Simpsons character: the crab coughing up phlegm at Springfield Harbour
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Smithers playing the banjo might be the single most underrated moment of the entire series.
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I love how Milhouse has nothing to do with the plot of Summer of 4 Ft. 2. He's just... there.
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Found this today at an international candy store, and I had to buy it. What a time to be alive.
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If the water turns blue, a baby for you.
If purple ye see, no baby thar be. 🍼
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Josh Weinstein actually answered my question. What is happening?
Good question! In this frame where Moe yells at cold sody girl, we see both Patty and Selma together in the booth.
We had to populate these big scenes w/regulars and I believe we said put Patty and Selma there celebrating THEIR birthday (that's why Selma's impatient for her
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One of those underrated moments that makes me laugh every single time
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That "HA!" from Mrs. Krabappel will never fail to make me laugh.
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🎶 Well, Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it... 🎶
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One of my favourite Simpsons moments ever: Mrs. Glick and the iodine
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What are everyone's thoughts on the Frank Grimes episode? Were you with him or against him?
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Most underrated Simpsons moment ever? That "YAY! YAY!" from Mr. Burns has me cackling like a witch standing over a cauldron.
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Every scene in Last Exit to Springfield is an absolute classic.
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Is this the only time Moe ever referred to Marge as Blanche?
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I just noticed a super-rare Bart face twist in a season six episode! (Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy) Am I the only one who gets excited about this stuff?
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Somebody in the library today was practically yelling at his friend over some character in Star Wars that he doesn't like. It should have been annoying but I couldn't stop laughing, because he looked and sounded exactly like this guy.
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Can't stop laughing at Homer trying to make up with Lisa 🤣
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I've had the worst day. If you can cheer me up, I will send you forty dollars!
(Cheques will not be honoured.)
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It's 1:37am and I'm just about to go to sleep on the Mr. Sparkle bedding. Also, the guest bed is really comfy.
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@maria_najera55
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When you're a few years older, parties will start at 6 and be over by 11. And they will revolve around food and conversation, not just getting blackout drunk.
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Not mine. I found this one floating around Facebook and Reddit. The Big Book of British Smiles teeth add a nice touch.
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One of those moments that always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I see it:
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Joseph of Arimathea! Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46!
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I will never not laugh at the look of total disinterest on Jub Jub's face.
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One of those moments that never, ever fails to make me laugh.
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My mum sitting down to watch The Simpsons with me:
"Does Marge only have one necklace?" 😂😂😂
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🎶 Call Mr. Plow 🎶
🎶 That's my name 🎶
🎶 That name again is Mr. Plow 🎶
You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Shut up, boy…
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Amazing concert. Unfortunately, Paul didn't play Maybe I'm Amazed backwards, so I didn't get to hear his lentil soup recipe.
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This has got to be one of the funniest and most underrated moments of the entire series.
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Some of the ghouls and I are concerned that the project isn't moving forward.
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Currently staying in a hotel, sleeping in a room with two single beds, and this scene keeps playing in my head.
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Guess who came into the world on this day 36 years ago? Best eight bucks I ever spent!
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"Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humour" is such an underrated line.
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Guys, Al Jean told me to cheer up.
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@maria_najera55
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And then when everyone starts having kids, parties will turn into lunches, and you'll all be home by 4pm.
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Mattingly! For the last time, get rid of those sideburns!
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My first ever brand new car. She's a squirrel-squashing deer-smacking driving machine! 🚗
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Let's all take a short break from our busy lives to appreciate Ned's dad.
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You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Get out, you lousy... season.
All right, I'm going.
My head hurts. I have to lie down for a while.
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Went to an advanced screening of The Whale today. Best movie that I've seen in years.
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BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART
reply with your favorite headline, sign, or other written gag from the Simpsons. I’ll start with “nerds pummeled in football melee”
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I shoot birds at the airport.
Well, you look pretty successful.
Thanks. I play a millionaire at parties.
At least I'd like to…
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Wrapping presents until 1am. Now buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
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"We could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."
"Yeah, and then we'd get the chair."
"That's not what I meant."
"It was, Marge. Admit it."
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Went to the casino buffet tonight, and I unashamedly consumed enough food for at least three people.
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