II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@FarrFetchedd
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A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈 More of a “dad” than daddy. (he/him) 🔞
Minneapolis, MN
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You rang? 😘
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Everyone’s being so nice!! 🫠
Y’all mind if I share a few more favorite shots from my weekend in Palm Springs? 🫣🥹
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BE GAY*, DO CRIME
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, Y’ALL!!!!🏳️🌈
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30 and up drop a pic and age if u feel like it~
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30 and up drop a pic and age if u feel like it~
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Hello, new followers! 🥰 Thank you for the love! A few things about me:
•I’m Shaka!👋🏾 [he/him]
•My beard connects & my thighs touch💪🏾
•I travel a lot & love to meet mutuals. I hope to meet you someday!😊
•Black, Queer & often found shirtless in the woods or in the water✨
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…*am I* insane for this?? 😳
"he's so insane for this" and it's literally just a man with large breasts
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Long ago, I surrendered myself to the reality that I will never have abs and I’m *very* happy with that truth✨
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Sorry to keep you waiting, love!✨
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Something-something “taking his babies for an evening hike…” 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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This should read “Former United Nations Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie accuses world leaders of complicity in crimes in Gaza” and y’all know it.
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie accuses world leaders of complicity in crimes in Gaza.
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Sorry, I heard my name…? 😘
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Dad got a new pair of glasses…what do you think? 🤓✨
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Media tab is now a function on the 🔵☁️ app!
Mutuals who still need an invite code, hit me up - I’ve got a few!
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they’re right and they should say it✨
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Seltzers + Switch: ✅
Now, all I need is a cute boy or two 😘
She’s summer ready!! 😍
Excited to have some cute boys over for beers/Prosecco/cocktails, BBQ and Switch this summer. 🥰
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It’s got to be this one…🥰
Learning to love my body has never felt more right✨
Black LGBTQ on my TL, what’s your fav pic of yourself so far in 2023? I wanna see.
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Happy Friday from Bindi & dad! 🐕✨
Drink water and mind your business today! 😘
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Hard to believe I once hated my chest✨
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Today, my job is Beach™️
High clocked in at 92° (feeling like 96°)
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Your dad wants to wish you all a very Happy Pride weekend!!!🏳️🌈✨
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Balloons on my page?? 🥳🎈
It’s more likely than you think. Chapter 35✨
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If you see this post a thigh pic. 🔥
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Unfortunate that the lawn won’t mow itself. 🤪 Happy Memorial Day weekend!
I hope you’re having a great day! Now, would someone grab me a beer from inside? 🍺
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Key Lynch Pie...make sure to use 3/5 a cup of butter & segregate your egg whites from the colored yolks for best results.
#paulasbestdishes
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@cfree94
This is the first version I’ve seen with the actual song and not Missy Elliott *perfectly* dubbed over the choreo
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It’s 91° so Dad’s taking a hike down to the watering hole. See you there? 😘
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I moderated a panel to an audience of several hundred folks and woke up to this. 🥺😭
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Dad got to see a bit of Philly Boystown aka The Gayborhood last night, closing it out at Bike Stop. 😘
“The City of Brotherly Love” indeed✨
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This has honestly been my favorite Pride celebration in recent memory✨
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I mean…😅😅
This post caused a 51% jump in followers in just two days’ time. 🙃🙃
YOU THERE!! YES YOU!!
HOW DID YOU BUILD YOUR TWITTER FOLLOWERS???
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Life goal: Meet one of my favorite moots ever,
@lilchurropdx
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Somehow even more of a sweetie (and a fucking stud 🥵) in-person. Thanks for a fun night, babe! 🥰
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Back home and getting ready for the day. 😘 Dad hopes you have a very good morning!✨
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I mean…if you say so 🥺
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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I love knowing my self-love, body positivity train is headed in the right direction when I struggle to pick a top 4✨
(Also, almost posted hog on main 🫣)
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😭😭 she said—
Beyonce looking like Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!!
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Black men with glasses >>>>>>
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I’m built like this if you even care 🤧
Absolute unit on the Croatian Water Polo squad. This is what elite athletic excellence looks like.
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Say less! 🫡🧸✨
#TummyTuesday
whenever i see fat boys being hot out in public i understand why conservatives get so starstruck when they meet soldiers in real life. support our troops!
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If I must 😤 🍼🍼
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@vampirepoem
@mialtj
How tf do you reclaim a slur that you literally just made up?? Make it make sense!!!
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It’s me, I’m men over 30✨
men over 30 are the best bc they’ll fill your hole AND nourish your soul
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I love living alone *so* fucking bad, y’all 😩
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It’s my balloon day, send *nudes!!
*Or a cute selfie of you with your pet if you’d prefer. 😘
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so what if it’s 24° out and a winter storm advisory’s in effect? c'est la vie❄️✨
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Chonky and proud…🤤✨
If you are 250+ lbs and have a beard or hairy body ... Drop a pic. I wanna see you 😉
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🖖🏾
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First accidental mutual meetup and of course it was at a pastel/floral-themed brunch! 🌸🍳🌺🥂🌻🥓🪷
@CryptidExtract
is an even bigger sweetheart (and *somehow* even sexier fella?) in-person. 😊🥰😊🥰
Looking forward to some intentional time together this summer, handsome!
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Can’t call myself “Dad” without proof of yard work, can I? 🫣
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