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rate my show on itunes, and i'll rate your fantasy draft. just kidding, no one cares about your fantasy team.
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lets stop pretending better pics exist.
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rest now, you prince of maps, king of outstanding votes.
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jordan addison was widely mocked as the wr2 in the 2023 draft class, played at usc, and is a 1:1 long-term replacement for keenan allen.
the chargers drafted quentin johnstoof.
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first round wrs who failed to deliver a wr1 week in their rookie season (last 5 years):
2019 - n'keal harry
2020 - jalen reagor, henry ruggs
2021 - rashod bateman
2022 - jameson williams
2023 - jaxon smith-njigba, quentin johnston
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always cringe at the "player x can't stay healthy" lament as if it's a major inconvenience for you and your fake computer team.
meanwhile, it's a dude's life.
Reminder that these players are human beings and not just pawns for your fantasy team.
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eagles 5 year plan:
"okay, we need to trade way up for an old, erratic north dakota state qb prospect, win a super bowl with someone else, pay the bad qb $128 million, then surround him with jj arcega-whiteside and jalen reagor instead of dk metcalf and justin jefferson."
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christian watson's height-adjusted speed score: 129.1 (99th percentile) ranks no. 4 in the playerprofiler wr database.
calvin johnson: 139.0
dk metcalf: 133.3
chase claypool: 129.8
christian watson: 129.1
terrelle pryor: 128.3
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top unrestricted free agent wrs
chris godwin
allen robinson
kenny golladay
juju smith-schuster
will fuller
curtis samuel
corey davis
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geronimo allison and anthony miller walk into a bar...
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[27 year old w/ a 92.1 career passer rating is unceremoniously benched by a contender]
sports media industrial complex: "we understand."
[36 year old w/ an 83.8 career passer rating is unceremoniously benched by a tanking team]
sports media industrial complex: "WE ARE OUTRAGED!"
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genuinely rooting for kap after these guys took nfl snaps in 2021.
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justin jefferson set the nfl rookie record with 1400 receiving yards.
jefferson's 2019 lsu stats (age 20):
1540 yards, 18 tds, 13.9 ypr
ja'marr chase 2019 lsu stats (age 19):
1780 yards, 20 tds, 21.2 ypr
let. that. sink. in.
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aaron jones is fucked.
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metcalf will shred every coach wearing pants he faces in the nfl.
Metcalf has a limited route tree
Metcalf isn't quick in short areas
Metcalf isn't agile
Metcalf isn't explosive
Metcalf can't catch
Metcalf is a freak athlete that is going to do what is asked of him and will succeed. Don't make things difficult.
#NFLDraft
#NFLDraft2019
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james conner (cancer survivor) and mark andrews (diabetes) were two of the highest risk nfl players heading into the season.
yet, these modern gladiators chose not to opt out. sincere best wishes to james and his family.
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carson wentz was the first quarterback in nfl history to throw for more than 4000 yards without a single wide receiver eclipsing 500 receiving yards.
let that sink in.
i take it all back, carson.
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taysom hill accomplished what was previously impossible.
held alvin kamara to ZERO catches.
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ty'son williams has officially been triple darrell henderson'd.
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trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time. trey lance time.
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if no one is excited about drafting tua, explain the tyreek hill + jaylen waddle combined adp like i'm five.
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please tiny infant baby jesus let isiah pacheco happen.
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podfather flag plants
qb - trey lance
rb - travis etienne
wr - michael thomas
te - dallas goedert
fight me.
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some things to keep in mind about jalen hurd:
1. relegated alvin kamara at tennessee.
2. commanded 110 targets in his only season playing wide receiver.
3. drafted before terry mclaurin.
4. biggest wr on the 49ers roster.
5. two touchdowns in one preseason game prior to injury.
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great metrics, but i need to see the film.
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look at this asshole.
Day 7 in a row of only wearing Redskins gear in Indiana.
People who thought name was ok: 37
People who found it offensive: 0
(Yea - I keep track)
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witnessing the significance of elite tackle play in yet another mega-important football game further underscores the insane fuckbaggery of that ruggs over wirfs whiff by tv personality, and current raiders roster destroyer, mike mayock.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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cam akers dynasty managers after marlon mack flashed a bursty 9.4 ypc vs. baltimore.
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freeman to chicago makes a lot of sense.
royce freeman.
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✅ stinks
Jarrett Stidham watch:
✅ Survived free agency
✅ Survived the draft
✅ Jameis Winston
❓ Cam Newton
✅ Andy Dalton
❓ Other
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didn’t love his prospect profile, love him as a human.
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here’s the thing... chris godwin is younger than deebo samuel. 🤯
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imagine drafting a running back over this guy.
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say his name:
albert okwuegfuckingbunam
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you don't need me to tell you nick chubb is gonna eat.
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sean tucker and ty chandler are similar players.
here's the difference: rachaad white is good.
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d'andre swift: 20.0 fantasy pts/gm
he's killing it.
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no. 1 nfl air yards share: brandin cooks
no. 1. nfl target share: brandin cooks.
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the whole reason you draft a fantasy team is to make these decisions for yourself, not to outsource them to a twitter werewolf drinking a martini, tank.
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good night, sweet prince.
Chris Godwin vs. Mike Evans Final 2019 Season Comparison.
Godwin:
120 targets
86 receptions
1,333 yards
9 touchdowns
10.8 yards per target
+32.8 Production Premium
Evans:
118 targets
67 receptions
1,157 yards
8 touchdowns
9.8 yards per target
+11.8 Production Premium
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no sports take could ever compete with this.
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jags railroaded him, his body betrayed him, and len persevered. 16 months later, he's nfl royalty. pretty incredible story.
This how I prepare my mind when I’m running routes knowing Brady might throw it 100 mph 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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be careful what you wish for, fournette faders. ✨✨✨✨✨✨
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the amazing evan silva and that podfather guy...
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i dont hate players, i hate adps.*
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*unless that player is aaron rodgers, in which case i do hate the player, and dont mind the adp.
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2019 darren waller and tyler higbee are why you don’t draft 2020 darren waller and tyler higbee.
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tee higgins nfl accomplishments:
*fantasy wr10 the last 4 weeks
*5 weeks with 90+ air yards
*no drops
*stole aj green's soul
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bortles, trubisky and goff in the same place at the same time.
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targeting picks 1.10-2.03 in rookie drafts with the goal of acquiring:
rashod bateman
chuba hubbard
rondale moore
kenny gainwell
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"aaron rodgers will embrace jordan love with open arms."
-jeff janis
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bad dynasty leaguers were actually drafting clyde edwards-helaire over jonathan fucking taylor.
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good-bye, wayne gallman!
sayōnara, james white!
adiós, chris carson!
arrivederci, carlos hyde!
auf wiedersehen, ameer abdullah!
bài bài la, samaje perine!
au revoir, devontae booker!
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podfather's DO NOT DRAFT list:
1. kyren williams
2. nico collins
3. james cook
4. travis kelce
5. puka nacua
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STRAP ME DOWN.
Former Vikings’ RB Jerick McKinon intends to sign with the SF 49ers, per source.
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still can't believe people fell for mike davis lol.
If you drafted Mike Davis you’re probably not good at fantasy football.
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just say NO to fantasy ptsd.
draft joe mixon.
Bengals offensive coordinator Brian Callahan on the plan for third-down usage among the RBs: "I don't want Joe (Mixon) to leave the field, and I think he's up for that challenge."
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fuck you, troy.
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funner fact: zero rb drafters have neither.
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his name is robert foster.
his name is robert foster.
his name is robert foster.
his name is robert foster.
his name is robert foster.
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how alvin kamara went under 10 points in a 48-46 game is the riddle of our time.
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jesus fuck, bill.
Sticking just to the basketball and not the controversy, Kobe was not top 10 all time to me but close and still great. Didn’t pass a lot. Feud with Shaq destroyed a dynasty. I’m sure he will be top 5 by end of the day as many react with their emotions.
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON A COMPUTER. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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FUCKING LOVE THIS RONDALE MOORE TO ARIZONA!!!!!!!!!!
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mecole hardman depth chart update: still a backup.
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poor cory martin is “sick of hearing” about kaepernick. let’s be sure to protect cory martin from social inconveniences such as being exposed to ongoing injustices.
@ProFootballTalk
Sick of hearing about him. He’s been out of the league for 3 years and had 1 good season and really nothing else.
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i was wrong.
Of course Antonio Brown is going to play. He's got a $1 million on the line😎💰
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