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You did a lame joke about not being able to purchase washing machine.. someone DM'd you that day and paid for it.. that's what we call female privilege.
Cigar and chaos.
So wait, in all that we are saying, do you really believe girls have more opportunities than boys in Nigeria? (not Lagos, Abuja or PH o, Nigeria)
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You can say whatever you want about nigeria and her women. But saying there is no such thing as female privilege in nigeria (biggest lie).
The old,young,fat,skinny,thick, ugly, beautiful,short,tall as far as you are a woman
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Police brutality is little on y'all.. infact tell me the benefits of being a man in Nigeria just one fucking benefit..stop living on twitter go outside and experience reality
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@CHI_funmii
If the likes of glimore or layi did that joke.. people would have seen as cruise and pass that's all. Female privilege dey wella like mad.
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Privilege dey! You get free rides, someone can just pay for your food in a restaurant..one post on your WhatsApp satus about not having airtime immediately your account start getting recharged
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Is female privilege that sells that your GBA contents.
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@Toluwani_Kore
I mean a woman can just be trekking down the road and one random stranger will stop and give her a lift with his car.. they think having penis is a bliss.
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@Wizarab10
Is called tribalismo a clash of the IGBOs and Yorubas using one's foolishness trace it back to their tribe and bant them with it
This usually hold on Thursdays by kussman and shakabula.. just dark humor and cruise.
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@themamaG_
Well, it comes to the place of pride and ego as us men. imagine talking with your niggas all of them telling tales of how they fúck girls and make their legs shakes and suddenly the one that dates your sister joins the conversation
#thinkthat
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@mushinkelani007
Lol.. don't mind them. They are just purposely feigning ignorance or wannabe dumbas$. On this same app a girl jokingly said she needed 1k dollars and one random dude sent it to her.
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@Zvbear
He is a nigerian musician (afrobeat artist) he called up a girl to his stage during his show and she rocked him..but she came with her boyfriend. A white woman would never do that
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@roye_shoeplug3
@Johnboscooooo
Lol..person if no be female privilege her contents suppose dey accumulate 500likes every 7 Months .
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@MindOfHeadking
Her: have you eaten?
Me: no
Her: what would you like to eat?
Me: I'm craving maleria pússy
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@Shez_Weird
There is no pleasure without pain..
You don't want him to stop
But you want him to stop.. that's the best sexx one can wish for, pain walks with pleasure to give you the most intensive sexx ever. You are cúmming and crying all at the same time.
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@onyinyeBN
On that same hand please ask them how many women are on their security dept how many women that are gatekeepers in their banks.
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@PenTitan
Lol if one of those girls get pregnant and start transforming back to her normal colour.. they will say is pregnancy.
Always ask for throwbacks.
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@Gideoomatic
Garnacho's purple patch ended..man has been playing like RASHFORD
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The amount of businesses built on women insecurities is crazy.
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3yrs later
"On Tuesday 21/12/2023 by 02:33am when I was sleeping at Mr jako's place suddenly I started feeling a long thick reptile sliding through my thighs lo and behold it was Mr jako's díck I was scared to shout so that he won't hurt me he raped me"
Cigar and chaos.
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That's where you should drop that your stupíd handkerchief that you tied on your head. Inside trash.
Cigar and chaos.
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@OnigbindeQ
@MindOfHeadking
Ok, malaria pússy is a type of pússy where the girl is running a high (headache, fever,etc) temperature making her body hot and warm? This extends to the pússy also making it very warm and creamy.
If you are not careful you fit impregnate her.
Cigar and chaos.
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Thank God say something dey my head.
But yours is totally MT if they knock your head it will echo.
Cigar and chaos.
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@MrMekzy_
Lol if one of those girls get pregnant and start transforming back to her normal colour.. they will say is pregnancy.
Always ask for throwbacks.
Cigar and chaos.
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@royzkingin
"mummy's boy 🚩"
Just know that that's a manipulator that doesn't want her game to be supervised by a chief manipulator (MVP).
cigar and chaos.
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A girl that fúcks with you, won't even stress it I mean she have seen your picture and only waiting for you to text first then you will see the interactivity in her..it is not hard to fish out a lass that don't want you
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“How are you” is a conversation starter, if you are smart enough.
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@themamaG_
Just say you can't handle a high maintenance guy..is giving insecure
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@Akorede4321
Ehen naa.. make she come enjoy that male privilege or opportunity wey dey inside preek.
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F-E-M-A-L-E PRIVILEGE.
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King's wisdom.. common men will think that you are capping
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I will not acknowledge any picture you post to the public if I didn’t see it beforehand.
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@Ari_the_El
@NaijaRadFem
There is what I like to call
"reality checkpoint" you can deny it ..but in the real world is valid. glimore will do that video and shishi he no go see.
Cigar and chaos.
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If they tell you what that woman did to unlock this side of her husband.. you will say is slavery.
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And you want me to settle for barely present. Present in spirit. “At least the bills are paid.” When men like this exist.
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Do you know the funny thing? If things went south nobody will believe this man and he was raped btw.
Cigar and chaos.
In 2008, a popular King’s daughter I was dating woke me up past midnight, pointing a knife at me that she would stab me and herself if I didn’t explain why I didn’t want us to have sex for some weeks.
I was fasting for 21 days. She wasn’t having it. I have never begged anyone
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If your tweet nah first thing I see in the morning..na bad omen.
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I've been owing mtn ₦900 since july
they said I should "recharge 1k and win a toyota camry"
they think I'm from ibadan
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Our forefathers got the best of them by doing the bare minimum..now you gotta pay for her nails,handbag, clothes,bills and concert tickets only for her to get bent by a depression activist. Worst batch of bitches.
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@themamaG_
What is squirt and what is orgasm? Very strange words I must say.. can you explain it to me?
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@egoyibonwa19
@osemagnum
@Wizarab10
You will not open your mouth and talk..dey there dey go through corners.
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"The hoes gonna love this one"
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How I know for a fact that I’m not a misogynist is how much empathy I have for women, no matter what, it makes me very uncomfortable to see them being treated anyhow, even when they deserve it, I don’t like hurting women or seeing them hurt or treated badly
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@ahdebee
Lol.. the last call I received was on December 13 while the last time I called someone was on October.
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Honestly man, I can't choose between ass and boobs both are wonderfully and beautifully made..I don't know how you guys discriminate.
I call it God's masterpiece..as my woman you have to have the both ngl.
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@royzkingin
"oh..okay" that's what is coming from my end you will have to say it and profess it with your mouth..
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@Alan_yournextbf
E.g
Late reply: girl that's into you won't even mind texting first..every minute she wants to chat.
Billing: lol girl wey rate you no fit bill..I have experienced this shit..she will never bring up money related stuff whenever y'all are chatting.
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Lastly this happens to guys that invest in relationships emotionally, financially, spiritually and otherwise.
A little peep into this you will realize that the guy paid for those concert tickets (maybe on the girl's demand)
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If you want to be treated like a queen, show me your kingdom.
If you want to be treated like a princess,
Show me your father's kingdom.
Some women come into a relationship and demand a lifestyle that their fathers or themselves can't even afford.
Cigar and chaos.
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@Kinglamarr___
Before you buy this car.. make sure you have over 400 million sitting pretty for it's maintenance alone.
Cigar and chaos.
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I can bet two cents that this anonymous is an IGBO man.
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@thesheddyking
Accused him of shooting
Stepped on the face of his opps
Yh.. the demonizing came out of nowhere.
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Are they coming with some kind of disability or disease?
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Sit down on my couch and watch her dance to true love by wizkid and nwanyi by ckay..she must wear a semi bikini and waist bead.
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@ahdebee
You had me in the first half.. thought you wanted to get your shit together lol
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Nigerian men are going through hell!!
We need UNICEF intervention our girls are hungry
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"women don't love men, but a fool thinks he is an exception."
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Lol please he had a car. It’s this same compassion that put me in trouble once. If you don’t want someone in your space anymore, ask them to leave oooo.
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It is female privilege that this ijiot hasn't been arrested by the police.
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@sharonxoxo_
Baby girl I will do that...but show me where she said she was pregnant or threatened..still on the same brain glitching problem you need to see a neurologist
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@royzkingin
Me, me and me cultivated the culture of self-respect and pride since childhood
Me: hey, how are you?
Girl: I'm fine
You will never hear from me again
We no rich but pride dey wella.
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This one na incantation.
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@MrMekzy_
Hark! Gentle sir or dame, perchance it doth behoove thee to attend to a matter delicate in nature. Pray, pardon my boldness, but the air about thee doth carry a fragrance most pungent, akin to the foul breath of a dragon's maw.
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@sxdiqcarter_
Omo dem too gas hazard.. that guy won't even lace neymar's boots in anything.
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@MightyZubi
@MindOfHeadking
This is very clear sign that she is not into you or feeling flirtatious..so just type this
Me: fairs
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Somebody said that Nigerians are very poetic with insults.
Cigar and chaos.
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@layo1sp
You have to get evidence to back up your claim.. this is just random screenshot.
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I need 20 to 60 million naira.. I'm not tweeting till I get it.
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- sports betting
- crypto
- forex
- stock market
- product designer (ui/ux)
I'm coming for all them..I need $5m before august.
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@Jum__Jum_
He didn't even mention gender..but here you are fighting imaginary gender war.. wrinkles go too wound you walahi!
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2 fools.
There's no single reason why you should be angry at what she said, not one.
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Hate to be that person..but both of you look very very good together.
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