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"My wife and kids live in my house but you live in my heart Jaber"
If you are sitting next to a Luo man slap him I will explain later🤣🤣🤣
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Also, ukiitishwa stool sample, unajaza chupa ya nini for the love of God????
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@Nyaberih_
Let me tell you Maina🤣🤣. It was a friends birthday akaleta some nice vanilla milk cookies, tukaambiwa tukule moja watu 5, 30min passed, siskii siet, sisi ni nani, everyone took a whole cookie and we went to eat. All I remember is nilishikiliwa hadi room...
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Shakira was right, these hips don't lie 🌚.
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I mean... 🥰
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@Nyaberih_
... I think I saw Moses with his sandles juu I called my mum crying ati nakufa na asinimiss juu nampenda. Broo, never again. 🤣🤣. Avoid the weird colored ones with fancy names
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Yoooo, of all the QTs on this thread "mixing castor oil in his cooking oil" is pure evil. Castor oil is a laxative so imagine anytime this G eats, subaru forester driver direkkkt!! Msichokoze wamama by the way 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dr_AustinOmondi
@BryanShaka
kuna msee alisema alipewa MCQs 100 za bacteriology na Clinical chem. The email he got akiitwa interview clearly stated abebe calculator na log table 🤣🤣🤣
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Ndio hio efdeenz
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Wait,maybe people who overthink are compensating for people who don't think at all.
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Coochie-tambulisha 🌝🌝
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You don't have to like or accept my lifestyle BUT YOU WILL RESPECT ME..😊
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Tuwanyamazishe for another 7 days 🕯️🕯️
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Sometimes you find motivation, other times, motivation finds you, stay ready. 😁
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@Janani_Ngii
@GeoffreyLimo1
@VeronicaNekesa6
@omwambaKE
They expect you to persevere all the hurt, and for what? My friend, the slightest inconvenience I am outtttttttt! 🤣🤣🤣. Slavery iliisha man
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Thick thighs might be saving lives out here, but mine are destroying my jeans. 🤦🏾♀️
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Power is power
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@kuwamocho_
@muchirrii
I beg to differ, blood is made of water, yes, buuuuut.... hear me out, plain water will cause hemolysis, has to be physiological saline my boyyy 😭😭
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Ameniuliza the kind of books I love nikasema logbook saa hii sioni profile picture. 😭
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Peanut butter makes everything taste better. Try this, peanut butter + lime + wimbi porridge 🤤
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Yaani, I buy tokens worth 1K and end up paying Ksh.804.89 as taxes??? WTF is happening in this country? My Gosh!🤦🏾♀️
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Be kind😅😅
2015 tukiwa bado young and wild
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@PatelMtetezi
You speak as if she scooped the man up her shoulders like a viking and forced him to marry her.
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Eh? Mtuambie🤣🤣
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@p_omukangu
Unatafuta bibi ama unatafuta mtu wa kulilia mama yake every other day the way Paul alililia Thessalonians kwa mabarua ?
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Tiger power 🐯. 🤣🤣
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Eh, shawty for health amesema tulipe SH*F ndio wapate pesa ya kulipa doctors, nurses and the whole shebang, and I am left wondering, hatujawahi lipwa na NH*F so what is this madness?
2. Mary Magdalene ako na pesa ya kwenda Golgotha every other day but we have to wait for SH*F?
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@jxnova
@___orgen_
@newscientist
Now look at this one, don't y'all have geography lessons? 😂 Who said Africa is one big country?? Mtakufa wote mtuache. Funke
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@iam_bett
Mental disorders are real and a lot of people suffer in silence. We should always try and be kind to anyone we meet. You never know.
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Huyu anataka nihamie Kitisuru and I work in Eastlands, Waa😅😅. Anyway, I guess it's about time I got that driving license.
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Yes fam
If we're together you can check my phone all you like. Shit you can even answer my calls. Idc I don't have anything to hide.
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🤣🤣🤣omundu strong
Mimi nakula mrenda, unga ya kisiagi, mayai kienyeji na avocado Alafu nakunywa maji ya tap. Wewe unakula indomie, KFC na fanta orange Alafu time ya 45mins, 2 aside unaenza kulalamika ukitetemeka kama mburukenge! Then later you start ranting waschana waluhya shindu shina! Useless😆
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@KevinKipyegon3
Get one of these creams: Fanbact, clotrimazole ama clozole-b. Then get antifungal medication for 30 days( Griseofulvin tabs or fluconazole tabs-500mg)
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When we were younger (my sister and I), our dad used to tell us every day that if we wanted a happy life, a married life that is, never get with a drunk man juu ni misery after misery. In my line of work, I see drunk men frustrating their wives on the daily and his words are true
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Tell me why a department surpassed their yearly targets by like 250% and all they got was a standing ovation! A standing ovation?? FFS🤣🤣
Director: "They have done exceptionally well this financial year and I'd wish to appreciate them, everyone, clap for the doctors" Like what??
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Contentment doesn't cancel desire. It cancels desperation. Good morning 🌞.
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Sends to many....
I know Baba has called of Maandamano,but I wouldn't mind to call of all my plans just to be with you ,tell your mom I said Hi
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Whyyyyyyy is this patient telling me that he is willing to be my second or third husband? WYM sir?😫😫. Calm down and let me check your glucose levels please.
When did the patriarchy fall? SMH
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My left airpod not working??? Heh! It better be a busted eardrum because what is this 🤦♀️
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Alcatel one touch, had a very fancy charger. Good old days😅😅
My first phone was a Sony Ericsson T100. Which was your first phone?
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Co asks🤷🏾♀️. This country is run by mad men, and women.
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@City_girllll
Because all through primary and high school, it was A CRIME to speak swahili on any day except Fridays.
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Wearing miniskirts with thick thighs is an extreme sport juu sasa unashinda unaivuta vuta chini after every 3 steps. Ah😭
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I have stumbled upon an interesting onion rings recipe and I can't wait to try it out tomorrow after work .💃🏾
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Na usipojibu within 3 minutes it's an "Ick" 😂😂
Unarushia baddie mistari alafu unaulizwa "what was the thought process behind this?" 😭
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You've actually not been in a stressful situation until you get an obese patient sent to the lab for 7 tests that require venous blood. Now you and the patient are both crying because you can't locate their veins under all that adipose tissue 😭😭😭. Shukisha.
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Fool me one time, shame on you, fool me twice, can't put the blame on you, fool me three times, 🖕🏾the ✌🏾signs load the chopper let it rain on you 🎶
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I know we prayed for rains but what in the gods of thunder is this weather? 😭😭
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Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything.
As if it's my fault.
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A sympathetic person will feed into your pity, while an empathetic person will try to pull you out of it.
Case and point:
Say you go to a person with a problem,
1. If they are sympathetic, they will add to the pity that you already feel for yourself
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Angetoka huko akilia 🤣🤣
Huyo Health CS angeenda Spice FM amalizwe na hao presenters watatu.
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Kuna mtu hapa ameambiwa nyama ya haga yake haiwezi jaza samosa and I just 😂😂..............
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Solo travels
If eventually you don’t find true love, what is your plan B?
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If women had to orgasm for them to get pregnant, there'd be like 10 people in the whole world💀💀
@JenniferRoseNYC
@Toluwani_Kore
@bisola_billions
Its literally always this, men just suck at sex man. Every once in a while you get one that actually does a good job so you stick with that one for a while. But i agree, usually it sucks and seconds just isnt worth.
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Well😂😂😂
Corporate baddies wamebeba extra bags leo, 4PM wanapiga simu wakujiwe. Hahahah.
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