Dr. Aaron Calvini PHDMBA Honorary Profile
Dr. Aaron Calvini PHDMBA Honorary

@DrCalvini

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Noble Peace Prize winner 3 years in a row. Featured on Autotrader, Craigslist, and Skymall Magazine. Voted second most humblest man in the world.

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They done broke her legs and put her alone on the shelf. Horrible! #Barbenheimer
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@stillgray Definately two sides to the story here. I speak for all of American when I say, I want to see the 30 seconds prior.
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@albert12798 I delivered your food. Now I'm going to starve!!!
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@greg16676935420 I can confirm. My aunt who works there told me this morning that they told her yesterday not to come in today.
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@SouthlandPost @FightHaven I heard this story. The cat single handedly saved 5 children and two parents. Pulling them from the rubble and administered first aid. Amazing
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@DrCalvini
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@DailyLoud Bro, put 43,000 miles on a Rolls? Was this his only car?! Lol
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@FightHaven He said it was a prank. I don’t understand why everyone is so upset.
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@PolisheddTexass @DailyLoud For a more in-depth analysis!
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@Qurandale @albert12798 Whoa buddy! My mother is not on Onlyfans.
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@Soft_Szn @albert12798 I can’t see him!
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@WallStreetSilv Apples are made in factories?!!!!?! Never eating an apple again!
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@ShitpostGate These arms are yours
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@Kuzz_Mafia @FightHaven I said "ME FIRST BITCH!"
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@KraftsMac @traehtroftini @DailyLoud I’m not going to lie. I thought I had something.
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@dom_lucre Holy shit! Its been 2 minutes and I already started seeing the color return to my face!
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@NoContextHumans She is crying and he is consoling her. What a gentleman!
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@fuitsnack You didn't need to out me like this. I have performance anxiety!
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@SamsungMobile Here is a picture of me full zoom!
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@theotherprincee @Soft_Szn @albert12798 Ohhhhh I get it. It’s because he is black? I don’t like racist jokes because my wife is a minority.
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@ABC7 I think I speak for all of us when I say, Los Angeles is a beautiful city and we welcome them all into our homes and communities!
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@DailyLoud Very big fan of her fathers Deodorant products. @OldSpice
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@cctvidiots They are a very invasive East Swollowing Swollow.
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@amuse @JamesMelville Electric cars aren’t the only things using cobalt and not all electric cars use cobalt.
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@bvnnyara This man is passionate about his studies. Let him study!
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@DailyLoud I’m so glad he is well. I loved his song Hotline Bling.
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@SaycheeseDGTL He asking her son to shoot a witness goes beyond defense.
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@jtidsfriend My grandma was the pilot who set off the bombs!
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@KNXBaird @knxnews lol I’m going to do this at my local gas station today.
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@DesMoinesPhoto @DailyLoud Who is going to carry the shoes then? The children?
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@TSFights Ahhhhh. The sound of freedom. God bless America 🇺🇸
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@bvnnyara What’s the catch?
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@CensoredMen “I was suppose to rob a bank but I was with my wife today.”
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@Amadeusz335 @DongleBookPro Ewww! It looks poor.
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@FightHaven My Target doesn’t have titties. I feel like I’m missing out. @TargetCservice how can I get this policy changed?
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@WallStreetSilv I had an uncle who was on this bus. RIP.
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@ajreids @albert12798 The only time I would talk to you is if you dropped the A in your name and replaced it B.
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@ChuckCallesto It’s my mother-in-law!!!!
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@greg16676935420 I think someone beat me to it, but perhaps its because of the temperature of the bus. It stretches like bridges do in heat.
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@ABC7 We will never forget! #SantaAnitaStrong 3/24/23 💙
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@Jamezklean @FightHaven Thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me....friend
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@kcgoofed @albert12798 You’re due for your annual checkup
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@albert12798 As your secondary care physician Albert I advise you to not do this again.
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@Elizabe32413720 @CityzenLost I actually lied. Anyone can post things online and people believe they are true. Point made and you all fell for it.
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@rawsalerts Saw the aurora lights today from San Diego!
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@elonmusk @VinceWaelti @Starlink Don’t worry Elon. I got this. Sir, have you tried turning off the internet and turning it back on?
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@traehtroftini @DailyLoud I have 3 actually. One for each of my honorary PHD’s. So you can PH Deez nuts!
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@Zerzavatci @FightHaven I'm a licensed vaginacologist
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@SaycheeseDGTL He is a pedo
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@InsaneRealitys Had this happen to me once. Left him a nasty BBB review.
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@stpxblo @cctvidiots That’s my grandson! You better not laugh!
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@naser_zane @albert12798 Reminds me a the family Christmas of 98’
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@_akhaliq Me if I wasn't a renown three time honorary doctorate recipient!
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@Sa1sa10 @PolisheddTexass @DailyLoud Because you know I’ll have hers!
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@WallStreetSilv The bulk condoms are now a half inch shorter.
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@stillgray Technically he didn’t threaten them. He told them he would’ve threatened them if they didn’t do the right thing. Actually it was more of a stern thank you.
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@greg16676935420 @peta It’ll taste better greg. Trust me.
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@WallStreetSilv But when I do it at to strangers the Hemet, Walmart… 🚨🚓👮🏻‍♂️🥶🤲🚔👨‍⚖️
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@GuyDealership We are going to see a lot more of this going into 2024.
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@ABC7 On behalf of all Californians, I say we all want more rain. All of us.
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@LeadingReport BREAKING: The McDonalds ice cream machine is working but only for the next 3 minutes.
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@MaxxChewning @greg16676935420 I’m starting a gofundme for Greg’s legal fee’s! Go find it under “Ligma” when searching.
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@crazyclipsonly Third world isn’t like this. This is chaos.
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@luvbeccaxx @FightHaven Yaaaaaaohhhhhhhhhh! 💀
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@TrickyRiccky @WallStreetSilv No it’s not “mmmmmm”. Disgusting!!!!
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@greg16676935420 @hourly_shitpost I know a friends mom who could suck hard enough actually
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@DingDaVinci @greg16676935420 @elonmusk Now can someone translate this for someone who doesn’t know sports at all?
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@greg16676935420 Don’t forget your checkup on Tuesday. 9pm.
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@Unexplained2020 I can’t use it though
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@HumansNoContext That’s a massive veiny throbbing arm going into a pocket. Now that I look twice it’s just a cock.
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@ronin19217435 @elonmusk if this is real, I’m pissed! All this time building rockets when mars is actually on an island called Devon Island?!
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@ABC7 I speak for all of America when I say we need to support our police no matter what. There is always two sides to a story and theirs is the correct one always. 🙏🏼 Gobbless
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@ABC7 Think of how many sexual assaults they brush under the rug.
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@Elizabe32413720 My uncle is on the board of the management company that owns the building. It was a commercial investment property used for events. They were going to take it down and build apartments but over the years the projects got delayed.
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@frankie90001 @ABC7 If someone insults my wife for a sensitive medical condition then they are getting rocked. Will a real one for that.
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@rawsalerts Has the city looked into @Norton antivirus? Seems like for $14.99 a month they could’ve been protected.
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@Bigman_Z_ @Bornakang I’m not ashamed to say that all of these ladies are welcome to my DM’s to schedule an appointment.
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@itsovef @FightHaven Mr Recock how did you know?!!!
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@mnx876er @StepheniaOmeh @DailyLoud She probably the one letting them off!
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@Crulertech @DesMoinesPhoto @DailyLoud Exactly. They train babies to swim now.
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@GRDecter I’m so glad to be part of history in the making. Withdrew $14.78 today. #wewin #livelaughlove
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@Liz_Wheeler This sounds a lot like sex trafficking.
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@Unexplained2020 My wife has one of those portals!
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@rawsalerts Breaking News: @Norton has reached out to me via a Twitter thread to assist @CityOfDallas and @DallasPD on this matter. We did it guys!
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@adam22 Everyone gets a turn! Even me!
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@MKBHD This is why I don’t drive and take Uber instead. Less risk!
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@GRDecter I went out and sold my wife to make sure this man’s vision is fulfilled. I will not rest!!!
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@chefkumquat From a medical perspective. It looks like he tore from his H2 to his frontal h6. Dislocating his subhemerola with an ACL tear. Possibly severing his hemiohloma and a few other larger words I made up.
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@III__o__o__III @FightHaven Bin Ladin the greatest prankster to ever live!
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@greg16676935420 I’m so scared!
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@DailyLoud Maybe Tupac will come back and do the same for us.
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@ABC7 Well good for him…and his board, and his shareholders…and the politicians that are shareholders
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@FLATEARTHCONTNT @WallStreetSilv This is off the coast of Australia I think. Fishermen got too close to a military vessel.
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@stillgray He forgot to do the dishes again last night. I’ve seen this look before. Coincidentally there was an argument about the mother-in-law.
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@dom_lucre How long before I see results?
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@ABC7 Man. I don’t know what I’m going to do with $100 million. If anyone needs anything, I’m going to Walmart in 15 minutes.
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@3YearLetterman @AOC As much as I enjoy watching you coach. You are wrong. N02 is actually helium which is found in hot air balloons. I agree with your sentiment though coach.
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@ALPsooner @DailyLoud I guess I’ll have to use Lil Uzi Squirt now.
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