In a couple of hours we have signed contracts to supply eggs in bulk to multiple people and supermarkets 🙏🏽 thank you for the support🥲 the waiting list is officially full🙏🏽
Regards.
Wrist watch
Car rims
Authentic cologne
A new phone
New tires
New season jersey (from the website not a plug)
Star link
A MacBook
Smart shoes
Soccer boots
Formula 1 shirts if he’s a fan
A bottle of expensive whiskey 🥃
His dream car
For unemployed girlfriends:
Pay for his haircut
Fill up his tank
Gift card to his favorite store
Cook for him
Shoes
A grooming kit
Wireless headphones (Bose)
Pay for his PlayStation subscription
Smart shirts
An average watch
Monogrammed leather Wallet
FIFA games
I’m running an errand in chibolya and freely using my phone.. this man legit walked up to me and said (in Nyanja) “ohoo sister you’re busy using your phone like that and then when we steal you complain yet you know exactly where you are and what we do” 😭😭 I just put it away 😭
1. Cologne
2. Play station
3. Nintendo
4. Soccer jersey
5. Wrist watch
6. Sneakers
7. Hoodies & sweatshirts
8. Smart shoes
9. Cook for him
10. Fuel
11. Pay for his haircut
PS. Both genders lie, do your part in the relationship if your partner lies then leave. Next ‼️
I once had a thing with someone who always hid his nrc and said “me too” to almost everything I said😭 till I found his medical records and realized he was a 2002🫠 now he’s dating another older person who doesn’t know his real age😂 when I asked him why he said this is business
Ok but jokes aside why would you expose your client like that? I don’t think it’s anyone’s business whether he got her cupcakes or not but eh anyway moral of the story, let’s know who to patronize business wise yeah🤝 or else you’ll see your secrets pa TL
This year has taught me that you cannot pour into someone else what you do not have, you need someone pouring into your life to enable you to pour into others. That’s why if certain friendships don’t work I’m totally fine with it now
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
Me to my brother: Good morning Jaden
Him: morning
Me: how did you sleep?
Him: with my eyes closed
😭 he wasn’t even being sarcastic he’s only 4 so he meant it Ala the helper has laughed at me😭😂
Elo if your boyfriend is a lawyer and he’s going to Livingstone without you this weekend my sister just start chinalin your heart because he’s going with the one he actually likes