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@Will_the_Rose
These pills are like a Rorschach test.
Yall see estrogen.
That guy saw viagra.
I see benzos.
In my case, the inference about my personality would be correct.
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@elizavetaka
@nw3
@WeNotSocks
Normally I think people are way too hard on the "influencer boyfriends" for making normal faces.
Not this one. This dude is MISERABLE.
Prolly because she's a miserable fucking person man.
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@Galacticweirdo1
@maethegrownup
@makruski10
Because...well...I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW I KNOW BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY AND JEALOUS
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@realchasegeiser
@peterdragon33
What's more sad is that this is someone being really honest and telling you that they're concerned for you, and don't like who you're becoming.
But instead of seeing it as a wake-up call, you're agreeing with folks who're saying "he wasn't a real friend anyway".
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@kunaiposting
I've met...almost half of my partners online.
Have you considered that *you* may be the problem?
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@MartinSaints
@JosephPolitano
Genuine question: How many hours did it take you to come up with "no u?"
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@femcelgirlfren
Wait do you think room service is...inconveniencing the hospitality staff? There's literally nothing wrong with ordering a breakfast at a hotel dude. Just be nice and tip well.
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@Hbomberguy
The white right-wing South Africans in the last few days have been a LOT of fun.
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@angel_0f_deathx
Does 'fridge body' mean that I'm gonna hit you up at 1 am and just stand there, unsure of why I'm even there?
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@AnoneySnufftan
They're considered a mid-size company. Their products are undeniably the quality of any AAA game. The rating speaks more to the funding and size of the company than a "grade of the game".
But to be fair - it's such a vague term that it hardly means anything.
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@marionumber4
@prageru
I thought this was a rumor - but this is coming straight from Willie himself.
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@zeydcarey
@ClownWorld_
Yes, it is! Men have all the hardware, but lack the prolactin (typically) to lactate. But conditions, even social ones, can change that.
We have records of indigenous people who relied on male lactation . Tribes where grandfathers nursed babies if mothers had passed.
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@JendersII
...what? Have you met a lot of women?
Women are every bit as ambitious as men. Jesus, I can barely keep up with half the women I know. Even women who are stay-at-home moms often start side-businesses, work part time totally voluntarily, or doing *something* besides parenting.
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@endmediadivide
@BenjaminPDixon
Tim "I'm not a republican. I just vote for them, promote their candidates, agree with their platforms, spread their conspiracies, and hold identical beliefs to theirs. But I'm actually a liberal" Pool
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@HariSel57511397
This just keeps getting better. You've failed to understand the film, and now have failed to understand why you're getting mocked.
Beautiful. A top-tier thread.
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@sorry_hat
How do you get your blacks SO clean and dark? Is it micron or sharpie with the contrast turned up a little bit?
Looks incredible.
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@JessPected
@realchasegeiser
@peterdragon33
Aaaahh, gotcha! Yeah I wholly agree. Chase is ending the friendship, not his friend. His friend made it clear he cares for him, but is not okay with the associations Chase has brought him.
Chase chose those friends over him, and to harvest his concerns for clout. So gross.
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@sundell1951
@dom_lucre
They're gonna make music with babies? And jingle keys for them when they cry?
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@Hoodie_Milly
@jaydenscomics
@Guslivesagain
My dude, if they aren't animals WHAT ARE THEY?
FUCKING PLANTS?
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@xDlSClPLEx
@angel_0f_deathx
No. You're a Nazi.
@SavvyWroteThat
Everyone in power is. Media. Government. Banks. Sports. Hollywood.
Common denominator: they’re all Jewish
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@skolvikings
@wizardsofautism
I'll leave this here too: I've heard awesome things about their bamboo bedding and loungewear.
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@endmediadivide
@BenjaminPDixon
OH MY GOD YOUR BIO SAYS "OLD SCHOOL LIBERAL"
It's the meme, guys! He literally is the meme!
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@TexanQueenB
@LilyDogSF
@DrLoupis
You did though. Because she's dressed like a woman, the video says her name is Eugenia, and she CLEARLY is a woman.
But you've conditioned yourself to disbelieve your own eyes in order to fuel your hatred of trans people, that a suggestion that she's trans is all you need.
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@punishedmother
@bonnyjoston
Look, I agree that veganism is the obviously more ethical choice. But, this particular image is quite a bit of misrepresentation. Rotary milking parlors are fine - they're a temporary place for cows to be milked. I've seen them operate, they are far from cruel. No cow lives there
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@JessPected
@realchasegeiser
@peterdragon33
I'm confused as to what you're saying. It wasn't a wake-up call for Chase?
I really just don't know what you mean. Who felt entitled, Chase or his friend?
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@owl_holler
@Nina7Infinity
...you do realize that the words "he" and "she" are written into the voice acting. They just wanna know which one to call your character.
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@Stotch22Butters
@terminallyOL
The fact that the answer to that is quite complicated, and is mostly explained by various legal briefs and lawsuits, should tell you all you need to know.
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@Billschwandt1
That's a touching story. You forgot to mention that everyone clapped after your mother pointed out the difference in their finger bone length, and that even the trans person clapped, too, for they knew it was true.
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@ProKDuko5280
@TheZodiacHeir
Looks like that blue check is really helping you get the wife you're begging for.
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@introvertCaesar
@SoliSolstice
Well, if there's any book that's appropriate to carry a minor tragedy like this, it's a Hermann Hesse book.
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@R_S_Russo
@kgpublications
The only thing that "scares" me (scare isn't the right word) is attempting to comprehend non-existence.
It seems clear to me that, just as you did not exist before you were born, you don't exist after. It's not that you will experience nothing, you won't be there.
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@AM_Pines
@TVsCarlKinsella
Javelina are cute, but mommas can be aggressive little buggers. My best friend's house was in Javelina territory and his earliest childhood memories are running home from the bus being chased by angry Javelina mamas.
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@alexxxgrant21
@tabootalesatl
Ironic from a guy who's name is literally calling for his own death.
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@R_S_Russo
@kgpublications
As much as I may try, there is such a deep dread of that void. There is comfort too, surely, but when I truly put my mind to actualizing that I am only here for this brief glimpse of conscious life, it's devastating. That we will never know what comes after us.
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@SonyaShaykhoun
@SilvermanJacob
Lady, I'd call you a loser even if I wasn't antifa.
Next up: this lady calling the cops on a line cook for taking a smoke break near a "no smoking sign"
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@Eve_Barlow
As a professional copy editor, may I suggest that instead of using all those words to say "Look what you made us do," you can just say "Look what you made us do."
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@AmaranthAmalia
@Will_the_Rose
Can we just get a little hallelujah for being able to google the print on found pills, no matter what public bathroom you're in?
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@No_Curve
@TedLogan1010
@BillSEsquire_11
@Death6102
@phone_booth_pod
I love you have to INVERT THE ALPHABET for this to work.
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@CrustPunk161
I choose slide. Cop didn't even TRY to shoot the slide.
He wouldn't DARE. Slide wins evertime.
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@Will_the_Rose
To be clear: I would've absolutely snatched those pills if I walked past them.
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@Vulfpeckers
@theserfstv
Yeah he went way out of his way to hit those numbers.
Seriously, how often do you even see the number 88?
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@icebergthebrown
@marionumber4
@BastetsPassion
I mean, his books are still fine. Nothing about that changes.
It's just a good time to stop idolizing folks, however much you agree with them. There's also a chance Epstein was doing Chomsky's financial managing, which could explain this. That or pedo stuff.
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@2hundredseventy
@gaywonk
Super interesting that you directed that toward one, and only one, side in a conflict.
Very cool and not weird in any way. Thumbs up.
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@TexanQueenB
@LilyDogSF
@DrLoupis
You have no excuse, frankly. You wanted to believe it and so you did, despite everything your eyes tell you. Just so you could insult an ill person.
I hope this gives you some pause, because your hate has clearly blinded you.
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@darafaye
I didn't realize who posted this - so I getting ready to congratulate him on the weight loss.
I no longer sympathize with his extra skin. I HOPE IT NEVER FIRMS UP.
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@NoodleVEVO
Somewhere near the trunk release there should be a small panel (all Miatas before 2018 at least). You can pop it open with a flathead. Inside you'll find a T-shaped tool used to hold the timing in place so you can service it. Make SURE you lubricate that T-Tool but DO NOT use any
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@Demigloom
"You infringe...on the rights of women to have their own sports leagues."
I'm sure I don't need to point out how patently absurd it is that your *mere existence* threatens the institution of women's sports. But that was the best he could muster.
I love he avoided all else.
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@willmenaker
I love how this guy gets absolutely no flak because every single person walking out is obviously wealthy and white.
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@Hbomberguy
Outrageous! This is no different than when Kyle Rittenhouse was taken to court for "being white"!
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@TexanQueenB
@DrLoupis
You see a girl with severe body image issues.
Your response is to call her a man.
Wtf is wrong with you?
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@theothamutha
@scorpiho666
I so 100 percent respect this reply. You accidentally came off a little judgmental, and then corrected it with some serious honesty. Good on you. I love to see that.
Hell yeah.
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@Carmine20391059
@xxclusionary
That's an interesting comment; but may I add that I hope you choke on my entire nutsack?
I sure hope people aren't so cruel to you when you're grieving a parent.
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@cattydidit
@sarahxcotta
@679Zelda
@skolvikings
@wizardsofautism
For all yall. There's a bunch of companies making them.
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@DMTDeathmatch
@famoushorse
I was pretty worried when someone in my family decided to "unschool" their eldest. I feared the worst. Fortunately, he was older (16 when this started) and was pretty self-motivated to learn and work a trade.
But I can't imagine your life as a young child without these skills.
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@MattLech
Any normal vehicle could get stuck in a lumpy, wet, icy spot.
But an ALL WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE? STRUGGLING WHILE IT'S BEING WINCHED? ONE WITH ADAPTIVE SUSPENSION THAT CAN TOW 10k LBS?
This oversized paperweight is a joke.
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@K8M2327
Okay, trans people! This is Greermaine's safe space and she is feeling very vulnerable and is asking for everyone to allow her to be awful without any consequences.
Please respect her wishes!
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@BanannyNanny
@ratbitebaby
Hey, he's acknowledging that not only women have tits. Pro-trans, pro-tits Harley guy.
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@JamieCorridon
@nypost
That's a hilarious way to admit you have rape allegations against you.
Top tier.
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@DKiSAerospace
@Pinko69420
@LaunchOoc
That bigotry is the whole idea behind "how'd they build the pyramids" questions. We've had plausible, realistic explanations for years, but we keep looking because of the notion 'yeaaah...but could Egyptians really have figured that out?'
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@Coffeeandbeans1
@dereckapurnell
EVERYONE STOP: A blue-check has a FOX news article about Hitler to show us. It's obviously important.
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@BasedSavannah
@bennyjohnson
Yeah everyone's a fucking hero on Twitter. You ever been around someone with a knife? Someone unhinged, waving a knife around?
Try it, and tell me you're gonna "jump right in there and save the day".
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@____indigo_
@marxistprincess
@LordAslanThe2nd
I thought yall were super obsessed with using correct pronouns. Yet, here you are: Referring to yourself as "we".
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@itsmorganariel
@Whoop21999
Yeah there's people dropping like flies out there from *smelling weed smoke*.
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@Moomma_Molly
@theserfstv
@shroompolitics
Sure, but that still doesn't give him the right to insist a man is a gay or straight based on if someone else has had a surgery haha
I'm lactose intolerant, and you won't find me making such bold statements about cheese.
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@ParkerBenedictt
@angel_0f_deathx
Parker, I regret to inform you that this is not a picture of your "lovely" wife.
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@Will_the_Rose
This is like one of those mobile game ads where the Level 550 Hero falls down through the level as his number falls, except in this one its episode number and her titties get smaller as she falls.
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@TOPDOGE007
@ClownWorld_
I'm sure the homeless would really appreciate stinger missiles. But seriously...
America can do both. We can keep our treaties with other countries and support Americans in need. The only ones stopping us are the wealthiest people in the world.
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@QLuminaire
@Hbomberguy
I am perpetually reminded that satire is dead to the half of the world that will literally believe anything.
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@ParkerBenedictt
[Parker are you doing a bit? You can tell me here. Only I will know see your reply so long as you put your response in brackets like I did.]
[I couldn't DM you so I'm using a private reply instead (hence the brackets)]
[Don't forget to use the brackets]
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@scrumble_eggs
@esjesjesj
Oh I thought you were gonna say a bear. A bear would win that fight in 1776.
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