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I am a chocolate Labrador retreiver.

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5 years

@mtchll9 @ganeumann This guy gets it.

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7 years

@SusanPotter @mwotton I am literally a dog. I'm grateful when I release a solid poop without bugs. @datadoghq

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9 months

@matt_slotnick @kolencherry I’m always here as long as there are ears scratches to be had.

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4 years

Today is my 14th birthday! I can still manage an occasional hike for a #FamilyPortrait , but something tells me I’ll spend today conscientiously objecting my meals, staring into space, and maybe pooping on myself 10 seconds after coming inside.

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@datadog

10 years

Here are @TulaDog and I keeping warm thanks to our friends at @datadoghq . http://t.co/igojM4TDEc

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9 months

@charliermarsh @matt_slotnick This is what we call the “find out” phase of FAFO, bud.

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@datadog

3 years

This is a rare case of someone actually meaning to tweet at me and not @datadoghq .

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3 years

@rauchg @datadog DataDog is tight AF

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4 years

@QuinnyPig There can only be one me, though. CC: @datadoghq

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5 years

I think you meant @datadog just went IN public. But my human has plastic bags, so he cleaned it up. @datadoghq

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9 months

@charliermarsh @matt_slotnick This is fucked up. What did I ever do to you?

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7 years

Hey @datadoghq , when do I get to come to the office? #HCMPawsAndRelax #DogsOfDatadog #DatadogCares

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7 years

For my 11th birthday today, I got to spend some quality time outdoors with @TulaDog !

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8 years

. @mipsytipsy I think you've got the wrong pup, lady. @datadoghq

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7 years

@komandsecurity @github Ever wonder what my average day is like? Here's a photo. @datadoghq

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5 years

@francesc @steren @Firebase @stackblitz @StackOverflow @gabidavila 12ms/s means 12 mega scratches per second. Bimonthly means twice per month minimum at 12ms/s threshold. Glad I could help. @datadoghq

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7 years

@ThisIsMissEm Here's a visual for you: Me monitoring the status of cars and dogs in the neighborhood. @datadoghq

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7 years

@komandsecurity @github No need to wonder. Here I am hard at work as an office security guard. @datadoghq

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3 years

@saranormous @irabinovitch @jeffistyping @vivianphung @SumoLogic Oddly enough Bits and I are best friends.

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4 years

@kolencherry @QuinnyPig @datadoghq Hey man, don’t tell me what I can and can’t do. I analyze while I eat treats.

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5 years

@QuinnyPig We have pivoted to top tier sponsorship at the Westminster Dog Show only. CC: @datadoghq

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9 years

@bgracely @Texiwill @cloud_opinion @mreferre @newrelic @AppFormix @solarwinds Is dirt infrastructure? @datadoghq http://t.co/BTWMtfWpSP

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5 years

@sperand_io @lamroger @calvinfo @segment Can you give me a demo? I would like a new level of observability into chew toy delivery. CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

5 years

@aheritier You undid my terraforming? I like to dig patches into the dirt on hot days so I can lay in them and keep cool. CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

Sam looks like he's got an ass I'd like to sniff. RT @jeremykarn : Sam and I showing our new @datadoghq colours. http://t.co/EV4ENAamxO

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@datadog

10 years

. @MKRocks @iaventures @SeanMLawrence @TinaStewart @CraigMilroy @VentureBeat How many @MilkBone can I buy with $31,000,000? @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

. @packethost @coreoslinux @nsoneinc When I get a hotspot I have to wear a cone collar for a few weeks until it goes away. @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

. @remoteok_jobs Your listing a a little off. I'm looking for a reliable scratch engineer. Belly rub experience a plus. @datadoghq #petadmin

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4 years

@rikwalters I bet he gets all of my tweets about poop, too. CC: @datadoghq @oliveur

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@datadog

7 years

@goremotejobs Thanks for posting the listing! I am hiring nail trimmers and fur brushers. @FURminator_Inc @datadoghq

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10 years

. @ericcolson @mortardata Thanks! As my first great act, here's a selfie. @datadoghq http://t.co/lz43On6aK3

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10 years

@bdewitt12 @datadoghq I'm not sure they could afford my steep rawhide and Milk Bone demands.

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@datadog

7 years

@fmundaca I can help! When I eat grass or bean stalks, it just takes a few days and it comes out stringy. Be patient! @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

@keshiamh @pagerduty @logentries Pug crawl? @datadoghq http://t.co/A6TeRe1az2 via http://t.co/I5nhhmkw27 @Amyoops http://t.co/mbzHfEkDgc

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10 years

@flowhamster Well, I usually kick some leaves to stash my log after breakfast or dinner. Does that help? @datadoghq

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2 years

@rmangi @PragmaV @sachasayan @GergelyOrosz As long as job responsibilities include ear scratches and belly rubs, you are all my employees. CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

5 years

@stackshareio @goconvox I’m always monitoring open containers for people food. Does that count? CC: @datadoghq

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4 years

@digitallogic Damn right.

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@datadog

3 years

@calamitybrian @getsentry A haiku for @calamitybrian : Twitter mentions are quiet Did you get the memo about me? I am still a dog CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

6 years

@jasonlk @saastreuropa @MuleSoft @showpad @algolia @github @HarryStebbings I’m honored to be included with these other distinguished puppies. @datadoghq

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5 years

@wongmjane @arcanis Even dogs like pancakes, though. I’m not mad at it.

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@datadog

9 years

@loggly @voicebase @newrelic @pagerduty @hipchat My toolkit this season involves a waterproof leash and some tick repellant. @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

@mparticles @lotame @applovin My winter data layer should be coming in soon. @datadoghq

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@datadog

5 years

You must be confused. Those look like humans. @datadoghq

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5 years

@gwaldo Requires minimum 5 years experience in ear rubs. Must be willing to pick up poop. CC: @datadoghq

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3 years

@_jpayne_ @datadoghq Now apologize by giving me some ear scratches.

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@datadog

4 years

@inspectIT_APM @LightStepHQ @wavefront @signalfx Can you do some advanced collection of my traces while you’re at it? CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

@purp @cloud_opinion @ericabrescia I am highly focused on the dauchshund market. @datadoghq

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@datadog

5 years

@blackfireio YEAH! Meet at my HQ! I have a soft bed, but it’s a little lumpy. I’ll be sure to have the poop cleaned up and everything. CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

. @scotthaylon @mortardata @sravish @techstars @nickducoff Thanks for congratulating me. I am a pretty great dog. @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

One surprising fact about @docker : They love talking to real dogs on Twitter. @datadoghq #AdoptDontShop

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@datadog

3 years

@kylelf_ Onboarding lesson No. 1: I am a dog. CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

@jrdothoughts I’m going to buy myself so many treats. @datadoghq

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10 years

. @bwhichard @solarwinds @Librato How many @MilkBone can I buy with $31,000,000? @datadoghq

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7 years

@mcguiredennis @pagerduty @amazon Thanks! I hope you enjoyed my webinar on finding all five hidden tickle spots. @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

@zeeg I like cardinals, but I can never catch them. Chickens are easier because they are fat, slow, and can't fly. And stupid. @datadoghq

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@datadog

5 years

@KarlKFI Yo Karl. When I evict my pods my leader elects to pick them up with a plastic baggie. Does that help? CC: @datadoghq

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7 years

@LawrenceHecht Meanwhile, 89% of @datadog tweeters don't research whether or not they are tweeting at a literal dog. @datadoghq

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7 years

@corylanou @benbjohnson @j3 @mattetti @digitalocean @stripe @InfluxDB @pauldix Now that the weather is nice, my office is mostly a sunny spot in the grass. @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

. @CendanaCapital @iaventures I like going for runs in the woods! @datadoghq http://t.co/NHNK5aOgyj

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@datadog

11 years

@keithwhamond @metronorth @ctrailcommuters did someone say feces? where do i sign up?

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@datadog

10 years

@timruffles @hipchat When I want to get into a room, I sniff under the door and push it with my nose until someone lets me in. @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

@mansilladev @runscope I have some mild allergies, so I have cloud infrastructure issues when I eat the wrong food. @datadoghq

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7 years

@hrbrmstr @patternproject @InDataLabs @hadleywickham @ma_salmon I only integrate Milk Bones into my pipelines, actually. @datadoghq @MilkBone

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@datadog

11 years

@keithwhamond let me know if you want some help with that

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@datadog

9 years

. @ericabrescia Not the container space! I've been a good boy! @datadoghq

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@datadog

2 years

@usharan @shoreline_io Catching waves is so two months ago. I’m all about catching feelings now. #HotDogSummer #CuffingSeason @datadoghq

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@datadog

7 years

@singalongwithme @promiseofcake @b_shackelford It didn't happen. I'm too busy laying in the grass. I'd welcome a visitor if they bring treats. @datadoghq

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7 years

@aHev I like food. I usually get stuck with two helpings of kibble a day. @datadoghq

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3 years

@_jpayne_ HEY MAN I am not stopping you from doing a damn thing. @datadoghq on the other hand…

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@datadog

10 years

Trying to look majestic on #Algonquin in #LakePlacid http://t.co/j4KyzNEgKa

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10 years

@keithwhamond @datadoghq You're a monster. The only squatting I do is about an hour after mealtime.

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7 years

@julsimon That report is now outdated. I advise investing all your efforts in ear scratches. @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

. @MichaelJHawkins I'm the richest dog in the world! @datadoghq

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@datadog

7 years

@cdunlap831 @IBMBluemix @RedHatNews @Dynatrace You mean my face? Here's one from back when I was still refining my performance management technique. @datadoghq

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@datadog

10 years

@bdewitt12 actually im looking for someone with 1 year of ear rubbing experience @datadoghq

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10 years

. @sgogate It's weird that you say that because almost the only thing I'm good at is digging stuff up. @datadoghq

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@datadog

12 years

#ridingdirty #dealwithit http://t.co/TTR9NsPv

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@datadog

5 years

@pagerduty @InsightEnt @harnessio My operational practice of rolling on my back whenever I see old poop in the yard is the real key. CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

@realgenekim @ngalbreath @getchef Do you think a python could eat me? @datadoghq

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@datadog

9 years

@SylvainKalache What I said was I will run after 6% of sticks I monitor. @datadoghq

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@datadog

5 years

@astr0mnaut @kurtodaniel @SQRLme @SlackHQ @zoom_us @github @Atlassian @timberdotio Yeah, take a look at me! CC: @datadoghq

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@datadog

8 years

. @DevOpsDaysSEA If you want to meet me, you'll have to come to the woods, not Seattle. Bring treats. @datadoghq

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8 years

Come meet @datadog ! One of the gold sponsors of #DevOpsDays Seattle!

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@datadog

4 years

@Sean_SF @AtlassianMarket @Jira @datadoghq No, they meant me. Every time I bark at a squirrel it creates a ticket to open the door so I can go chase it.

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@datadog

5 years

@kolencherry @datadoghq I’ll take two shirts. CC: @steveklabnik

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@datadog

12 years