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Rugged American mountain man with a PhD. If you don’t like how others live, who they love, or how they dress, here’s a thought: mind your own damn business.

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Joined August 2023
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@CaneRidgeSSR Did she just compare her $72 billion GDP to Minnesota’s $381 billion GDP? Sure, they had a high growth rate in 2023, but it declined by 4.2% in the first quarter of 2024. And IRS data shows that more people are actually moving from South Dakota to Minnesota than the other way
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Is it possible that Trump has dirt on Barr through his Jeffrey Epstein connection? 🤔
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@KamalaHQ Well, that’s ominous.
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@RossKneeDeep True. He publicly opposed it, urging Senate Republicans to vote against it. Then, like clockwork, those Republicans who initially supported the bill suddenly flipped, with almost every GOP senator voting against it. Senator Mitt Romney called Trump’s approach “appalling,”
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@DC_Draino Let’s break down why that’s easily the most boneheaded comment I’ve come across today. Without income tax, who’s footing the bill for all the federal programs, infrastructure, and services we rely on daily? Yeah, that ‘extra’ 20-37% in your paycheck will quickly disappear when
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@patriottakes Are you referring to the lesions or the fact that he is filming Trump 2 miles away on stage with his self-facing camera?
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@Esqueer_ lol yea, it works.
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@UAW So kind of him to justify your endorsement of Harris/Watz 80 days before the election and congratulations on making a wise decision.
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@LauraLoomer Yeah, there is never going to be another president that commits as many crimes as he has.
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@theliamnissan The only time you’d need to worry is if you’re making stuff up. Defamation’s all about spreading lies that mess with someone’s reputation. But if they’re actually a convicted felon, they’ve got no legal leg to stand on.
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@FFT1776 You really think a bunch of conservatives didn’t storm the Capitol to overthrow the government on January 6th? Let’s look at the facts. The mob was shouting about overturning the election results, chanting “Hang Mike Pence,” and carrying zip ties and other weapons. They broke
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@theliamnissan Actually, it was the other way around. Some ancient cavedude, probably Marj herself, stumbled upon dinosaur bones. Clueless about what they were, she made up the myth of dragons to explain them. It's just like her to change her story.
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@kangaroos991 They’re not the only ones with access to AI photo generation.
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Ah yes, the ol’ “peace through tariffs” strategy. Nothing says diplomacy like threatening to bankrupt countries with a phone call.
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@RonFilipkowski @PTLRadioShow I know my bias filter probably isn't helped, but why do they look so freakin weird?
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@DougWahl1 We should probably let the unvaccinated children go to school. It's not like these diseases are contagious or deadly. And even if they do get sick, they can always use the power of prayer to heal themselves. /s It's difficult to be serious about any of this anymore. Vote! 😡
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@orangepeel18 James Comey. His last-minute reopening of the email investigation was a real game-changer. That move swung a lot of undecided voters and created chaos at a crucial moment. If anyone tilted the scales, it was him.
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@jimsciutto @MeidasTouch @AnnieGrayerCNN @MZanona "He was "done with" getting his poor little butt handed to him by mean, old, Democratic bullies on the House floor." Fixed it. Nothing like hearing a politician admit this was all just lip service.
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@PeteButtigieg He won’t even answer a question. Honestly, has he responded to anything tonight without deflecting?
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@Bakari_Sellers During the 1992 presidential debates, George H.W. Bush and Ross Perot were considered to have outperformed Bill Clinton, who still went on to win the election and serve two terms. So, don’t invest too much energy into this debate.
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@DougWahl1 What’s worse than “Failed,” Doug? Tapper is a smart guy. It’s hard to accept that he caved to the Trump campaign’s terms. My guess? They were ordered not to question or fact-check either candidate. They were just there to ask questions. It was nothing but an open mic for Trump
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@RonFilipkowski I bet his administration has been gearing up for this decision. At least, that’s the hope.
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@jeffreyatucker Whether Trump said “bleach” or “disinfectant” doesn’t change the fact that he implied people should consider injecting toxic chemicals to fight a virus. Let's not split hairs, Jeffrey.
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@Acyn The Donald Trump school of answering questions 1.) Dodge the question 2.) Tell an irrelevent story 3.) Name drop 4.) Say something in response to something nobody ever asked you to do.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Trying to turn Trump’s conviction into some kind of noble martyrdom? Please. It’s not the Democrats ‘weaponizing’ the legal system; it’s Trump finally getting a taste of accountability. And as for other nations asking about the ‘shining city on the hill,’ they’re probably just
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@jasonllevin Hell, who knows. It was a wild circus of hacking, lies, and dirty tricks. Russian trolls, FBI bombshells, and a buffet of fake news—the perfect recipe for a screwed-up election. But the fact that he was so far away from getting the popular vote shows just how screwed up it was.
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@MollyJongFast @MeidasTouch So Jared Kushner sees Gaza more as real estate for Israel than a sovereign country with human beings living in it? Because why bother with human rights when there's real estate to develop, right?
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@RealMattCouch So, you’re shocked that Paul Ryan and Mike Pence won’t vote for Trump? The guy who’s been buddy-buddy with a known pedophile, cheated on every wife he’s ever had, and has a history of lying and self-serving antics that would make a used car salesman blush? Voting for him shows
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@theliamnissan “Listen, Rose, I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for reasons to celebrate Fauci, I can tell you I have a very particular set of facts, facts that make me a nightmare for people like you. So sit down, shut up, and educate yourself before you
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@jasonllevin She won't run, much to the disappointment of many who'd love to see the Obamas back at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. However, I'd vote for a rock before casting a vote for DJT—it's a more stable choice. In fact, a rock might just have a more solid platform.
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@KamalaHQ The sad truth is, his ignorance is echoed by an even more ignorant crowd that agrees with him.
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@AdamParkhomenko Republicans will still find a way to vote for him.
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@RonFilipkowski I can only imagine what it must be like to live in that headspace—constantly paranoid, always in fear of everything and everyone. No wonder they think they need a million AR-15s to survive their perceived hell.
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@theliamnissan Or, "Thanks to the Trump legal team for clearing his schedule for this debate."
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@RudyGiuliani You failed to mention that he dropped the lawsuit without prejudice, meaning it can be refiled in the future. I’m sure if your bankruptcy weren’t complicating the continuation of Hunter’s lawsuit in a non-bankruptcy court, it wouldn’t have been dropped.
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@Mollyploofkins Look for his smarmy smirk, the excessive hand gestures, and the infamous "believe me" phrase. It's like he's waving a giant flag saying "I'm lying!"
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@MeidasTouch She should be disbarred. She breached attorney/client. But knowing how the world works, she’ll probably just get a slap on the wrist.
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@KamalaHQ Ah, so he’s basically advocating that states should just throw out their own election results. Brilliant. Why bother with voters at all, right?
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@BostonBrian23 That’s blind loyalty for you. Trump’s supporters would probably camp out in the desert if he said he was giving away free water – after charging them for the bottles, of course.
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@Acyn Ah, sowing seeds of doubt where there’s absolutely no soil. That state’s bluer than a Smurf’s ass. The last Republican they went for was Nixon in ’72. He's talking about The Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party. They educate their voters on policy and encourage voter participation.
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@LauraLoomer @JoeBiden You really think you’re some kind of truth crusader, huh? Your desperate attempt to stir the pot with baseless accusations about Joe cheating with Jill is laughable at best. What’s even more pathetic is your constant need to spew venom to stay relevant. Maybe spend a bit more
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@politvidchannel To be removed, he would still need to be impeached by Congress. Given the current makeup of Congress, I don’t see that happening just yet.
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@mtgreenee I guess you missed the memo from Proverbs 16:18: “Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.” Maybe spend less time in front of the mirror and more time on your knees in prayer. Vanity doesn’t look good on anyone, even with biceps like those.
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@Acyn Oh no, Eric had to pay $130 to fill up his yacht-on-wheels.
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@realTuckFrumper "Former President Donald Trump's guilty verdict is unlikely to survive in a federal appellate court, according to Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett on Saturday." He’s a Fox News legal analyst who was arrested at an MN airport in 2014 for being belligerently intoxicated.
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@Sir_Tabetha @CaneRidgeSSR I checked. Minnesota’s per capita GDP revenue is higher too. Nothing she said was accurate, which should surprise absolutely no one. Very few things anyone representing the GOP say are based in reality.
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@DougWahl1 With 3 daughters to think about, you'd hope The Rock might channel some Tim McGraw courage, but nah, his spine turns to jelly at the thought of losing MAGA money.
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@joncoopertweets Stormy’s Revenge .. something with a spicy kick.
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@jverona77 A phrase that grinds my gears is “I’m just saying.” It’s usually a way for people to say something offensive or unnecessary and then try to deflect responsibility. If you can’t own your words, don’t say them.
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@jasonllevin I'd stick this under it.
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@culo_ur @firefang78 He should lose his medical license for his unethical behavior. His recommendations include discouraging children from getting the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine until they are older, and discouraging pregnant women from receiving the vaccine. This is in contradiction with
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@SassyKadiK Russia won the election in 2016.
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@GenFlynn Hey Google, why are there Russian ships near Cuba? Google: The Russian Navy nuclear submarine Kazan, along with three other Russian naval vessels, are scheduled to visit Havana, Cuba, from June 12 to 17, 2024. The U.S. intelligence community confirmed that the Russian naval
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@DougWahl1 I'm lost here. Isn't this their bread and butter? A quarter of their crowd is over 65, with the 70+ crowd leaning even more Republican.
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@WajahatAli As if they could ever tell the difference between “evading a question” and “refusing to dignify it with a response.” Well, I guess not.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Well, Mitch, looks like your grandstanding about accountability was just a load of crap, huh? Nothing more than righteous indignation. Guess the rules don’t apply to the powerful, do they? What a joke.
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@DerrickEvans4WV Wisdom is chasing you my friend, but you're faster. Trump was shouting "fraud" since April 2020, a full 7 months before the election. Yet, his own administration called him out: Christopher Krebs, ex-Director of CISA, labeled the 2020 election "the most secure in American
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@sunsungirly Is this too much? 😈
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@mjfree @X So, 4.2 million Elon Musk followers are Trump supporters? Shocker.
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@AppleTouchID @ZacksJerryRig @FBI Yes, the First Amendment actually applies to tech YouTubers. And thanks to conservatives, it applies to corporations too.
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@maureen_bannon Standing with Steve Bannon? The guy charged with fraud in the “We Build the Wall” scam, spews white nationalist rhetoric, calls progressive women “dykes,” and defies Congress on Jan 6. Controversial is an understatement.
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@MeidasTouch Sounds like someone needs a diaper change.
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@58bugeye It’s hilarious how many people worship Trump just because they think he’s popular.
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@patriottakes Nothing screams 'Merca!' more than a pair of cheap Chinese shoes that you paid $400 for.
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@SUBRATA30016572 You're absolutely right. I mean, who wouldn't want that super masculine, strong, and powerful, not at all overweight, tiny, small-handed, stable genius as the leader of the free world? Don't get me started on beautiful and classy, totally not a foreign escort model who married an
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@CalltoActivism Is there any way we could fast track that plan? Or do we actually have to wait until November?
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@notcapnamerica The ultimate irony: MAGA gays finding no place in the LGBTQ+ community while aligning with a movement that treats them like second-class citizens.
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@alexbruesewitz You got it wrong there, cowboy. The conservative Supreme Court is for sale to the highest bidder. Pretty sure the people who put them there are just as corrupt.
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@Mr_TruBlue @DC_Draino That is such a simple concept, I don't understand why it's so hard for people to grasp.
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@RepMattGaetz @SpeakerJohnson Are you honestly saying that Republicans are so fundamentally lacking in integrity that their loyalty to the people they represent is easily bought?
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Hey folks. Last time I was here, back in the prehistoric era of October 2022, I ended up having to leave on short notice. Why? Well, because life decided to throw a curveball in the form of cancer into my mom's neck, and some billionaire with a name like a rejected Marvel
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@MikeCrispiNJ Congrats, you’re officially the Nostradumbass of Twitter. #PostsThatDontAgeWell
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@joniernst Did you have the Big Mac or the Quarter Pounder?
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@MeidasTouch What a lazy attempt to vilify an entire group of people based on their personal choices or circumstances. It's almost as if this is all they see when they look at women.
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@RonFilipkowski Is she talking about the booming economy that Obama handed to Trump?
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@LangmanVince Presidents have very little influence over gas prices, because they are corporation driven by supply and demand which is outside of presidential control. Even with the US producing more oil than ever, we are also using more oil than ever. Supply/Demand.
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@guelphgirlchris Does she work for Jeff Dunham? Cause, damn...
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@laurenboebert If Biden is the most corrupt to ever occupy the White House, then I guess we've all just hallucinated the through Trump's endless scandals—from hush money payments to impeachments over foreign interference. Is there a world record for amnesia that we're gunning for here?
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@bkgray11 @DC_Draino Brian, I get it, the government’s spending habits can be infuriating, but let’s be real here. Slashing foreign aid isn’t going to magically solve our problems—it’s a tiny piece of the budget pie. Most of our tax dollars are tied up in things like Social Security, Medicare, and
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@theliamnissan That's like saying, "Hey, I robbed a bank 20 years ago, but you're a hypocrite for using a debit card!" Killing a dog for sport is not something to brag about, and it's definitely not something to compare to eating a burger.
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@highbrow_nobrow @HeartlandSignal God also said "though shalt not commit adultery" and that hasn't stopped a whole hell of a lot of hypocritical, so-called "Christian" pastors from cheating on their wives. Do we just get to pick-and-choose what parts of what you all call "Christian dogma" we want to believe and
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@laurenboebert Oh, right, because ignoring a geopolitical crisis until it bites us in the ass has always worked wonders for the U.S., hasn't it? Let's just add "letting authoritarianism run rampant" to our national to-do list, right after "ignore national debt unless it's convenient for my
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@DarrigoMelanie Trump probably already has a laundry list of favors Elon Musk expects for that $45 million a month. The corporate elites will control both SCOTUS and the White House.
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@dearest_miranda Don't be alarmed. They lie to their viewers every day.
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@elonmuskADO Oh, fantastic idea! Let’s bring the junkies and their friendly drug dealer back into the White House. That’ll definitely solve all our problems!
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@joncoopertweets Pretentious
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@mtgreenee Stop with the holier-than-thou act, pretending you're Jesus' BFF while ignoring his whole "love thy neighbor" spiel. If his fan club actually practiced what they preached instead of throwing shade at anyone who's different, we might get somewhere. Jesus was about love, not
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@theliamnissan What does that make Barron Trump? Donnie was 60 when he blew that load. And if you're drinking milk from a bull, it being spoiled is the least of your problems.
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@rocker_juice @CaneRidgeSSR Done. South Dakota didn’t make more money per person than Minnesota. 2023 numbers say SD = $70,353, MN = $71,866. In Q1 2024? SD = $71,500, MN = $73,200. So yeah, Minnesota’s got the bigger wallet.
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@TheRichFromCali Yay. Nothing new there. I can already picture him, trying to cheat on Laura Loomer with the next person who'll fall for his schtick.
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@DougWahl1 Really, Alan? Juries are there to weigh evidence, not cater to your fantasy of unchecked judicial power. If you wanted a different outcome, maybe the defense should have done a better job instead of expecting the jury to play babysitter for shady tactics.
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@DougWahl1 It will make Republicans opposing it look terrible. Not that any MAGA will care. Accountability shouldn’t be a partisan issue.
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@MonicaCrowley Coming from someone who had to withdraw from a high-profile job because of plagiarism accusations and pushing conspiracy theories, this tirade is just rich. Maybe stick to what you’re good at—wait, what was that again?
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@samschwartz03 Gen X'er in Florida, voting for Biden. I with you Sam.
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@KellyScaletta Michelle Yeoh
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