Connor Hammond
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Carys Hammond, Sleep tight my little angel of a sister ❤️
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I would never of thought I would have to be celebrating your 21st Birthday without you! I always imagined it would be that one night I would let my little sister Vine with me 😂
I will raise a glass for you Carys as will everyone else.
Happy 21st❤, I love you ❤
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Absolutely roasts pros when commentating and rocks up to Soccer AM and does this 🤣🤣🤣
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A football phrase that can be left in 2023… “love it you”
Makes me sick 🤮
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So I’ve bought my bird a Valentine’s Day card off moon pig and forgot to change the name to Hannah on the card 🤣🤣🤣
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Let me put it like this. You earn 150 a week.
3 hours on a Tuesday
3 hours on a Thursday
6 hours on a Saturday
Your on 12.50 an hour, worry about your real job.
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“Google me”
“I’m the Mercedes with private plate”
“I’m the highest earner here”
Was amongst some of the unbelievable lines I ever heard come out the senior league tonight 😂😂😂😂😂
#rentfree
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Back in the fucking dog house, bought a washing machine that don’t fit the gap 🤣🤣🤣
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4 years today, I can’t put into words how much I miss you, keep watching over mum and give her the strength she needs, we both would give anything for you to walk through that door again, keep dancing in the stars my Angel, I love you 👼 ❤️
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Essex Senior League players relying on their football money, fucking hilarious 😂😂.
Rely on your career to create an income, footballs a bonus. If you gotta fight to be paid your football money your priorities are wrong 😂.
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The rich getting stick for furloughing staff paying taxes all of there life, why ain’t u cunting off people who have lapped up benefits there whole life who could get a job fruit picking but don’t want to work,instead farmers flew Romanians in to do it.
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The fact he even offered u a deal shows he’s character cos you should be paying subs 😂😂😂😂
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We miss you so much, 3 years today and it doesn’t get any easier knowing you won’t come through the door anymore. A little part of me left when you left but I have so much pride in the way people talk about and remember you, you left your little mark on everyone you met ❤️
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Teams not playing there Saturday games due to covid but happy to go on a team piss up the same day 🐸 ☕️
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Prime Ronaldo 🐐
📅 OTD in 2009, Cristiano Ronaldo hit an absolute rocket away at Porto! 🚀😍
One of the most iconic goals of his incredible career 🙌
What. A. Strike!
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Can’t wait to get started 💥
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Really tried to make it work for
@FCStansted
this season as I love the club, but work, work travel, work events & being available sparingly has made it very difficult to maintain. I’m gutted it hasn’t worked out but we tried.I’m not sad it’s over 💙.
49 goals 108 games ✈️✈️
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Be a lot easier if Basildon just said
Signed
Bowers U23s
Released
Every player that was signed
😂😂😂😂
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“This is an opportunity I couldn’t down” you are playing ESL, going to gaffs that don’t even have hot water 😂😂😂😂
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Here’s a question ….
Would you rather Danny Welbeck or Harry Kane’s career ??
Welbeck 2 x prem, 1 champs league, 2 fa cups, 2 league cups & club World Cup
?????
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Would like to wish everyone at
@FCStansted
all the best going forward, it has been some journey together with plenty of highs and a great group of boys
#aiportarmy
✈️✈️
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Bad step 5 player shipping more goals than an Amazon delivery driver delivers parcels trying to coat players scoring a hatty 🤣🤣
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My mrs When i walk in the door from the boozer after telling her I’ll be home at 10pm 😂
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You can get a 10 month Ban for betting but racism 10 game ban football is a joke 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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If u wanna see what daylight robbery looks like
It’s Phil Jones in a G wagon
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2 years ago today you left us and life hasn’t been the same since, you took a piece of my heart with you when you left, I can’t tell you how much I miss you and how much I want you back with us, we will meet again one day ❤️
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Connor Hammond one of our own ringing round hargrave park ✅
Last min winner ✅
Up the fucking army ✅ ✈️✈️✈️
Good start to 2022 ✅
I’m home ✅
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Ready for you tomorrow my Angel, can’t believe it’s 4 years tomorrow ❤️👼
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I didn’t see this energy towards mark Wright when he got the Heart radio job, he was a reality tv star not a presenter, did he stop a 23 year old presenter from stepping up where was everyone then ? 😂
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Mum on her hen do, the plan today son is a quick lap of the park, 20 mins of soft play and then down the boozer 🍻
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Happy 22nd Birthday Carys, every milestone ticked off is another closer to seeing you again, not an hour passes where I don’t think about you or miss you, you were the most kind,caring & clean hearted person I ever met, my life is that little bit incomplete without you now ❤️
All feels a bit incomplete without this one, 3 months to go❤️
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Football Seasons
2019/20: Covid
2020/21: Covid
2021/22: National Service
Get the PPG table out 😂
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Mental Health is no joke, check in on the people that matter, support anyone going through a bad time, social media gives off a perception of what success is but really just being happy and content is all that matters, be kind always.
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I can’t believe it is 6 years today, we all miss and love you so much. Keep dancing the in the sky my Angel 👼 ❤️
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My Nan has called and asked if she can have her Nokia310 back 😂
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What’s the goalkeeper up to there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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For the record the fake Twitter account of Jason Maher buys the Essex Senior League ain’t me, had 10 +messages accusing me of it 😂 , I have much more important things to worry about like how the fuck I change a nappy whilst stopping a baby pissing on me 👍🏻😂
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I can’t believe it’s 5 years today that you gained your wings 👼, I wish you could meet the little one on the way but I know you will be looking over him everyday, I miss you ❤️
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We give it a go and come up just short, what a group we got onto the league and vase ✅
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I don’t wanna see mason mount near that England team couldn’t lace Grealish or Fodens boots
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450 swine flu deaths in 2009 I don’t remember the country going in to lockdown & cancelling all football matches, joke 😂
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If you are confused about the tier 4, here is a simple explanation of what you are allowed to do
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Well done
@hashtagutd
, fair play to the geezer who just dinked it down the middle to take them through, balls the size of King Kong
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Lost 2-0 this week but due to admin error didn’t get the 3 points ✅
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Whitelingsea 😂😂😂
Here are the teams for tonight's game between
@EnsignOfficial
&
@TheMotormen
in the
@EssexSenior
@ELRFootball
#NonLeague
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If someone wants to let hoddesson know I’ve got the rent I owe them for living in there head for 90 mins be perfect 👌😂😂
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Win on a Tuesday night✅
Assist ✅
Mud ball ✅
Up the army ✅
37’ GOAL!!! Stansted make it 1-1! The free kick is put in as Nick Reynolds heads home, game on!
🔵
@FCStansted
1-1
@westessexfc
🟡
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Played my first football match in 4 months tonight for our company team, I can confirm I still have it, ⚽️ x3, 25 yard free kick ✔️ ✔️✔️
I’ll listen to serious offers 🤣🤣🤣
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🌲 points ✅
2 free kicks ✅
Up the army ✈️✅
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Can’t believe what I’m hearing 🎪 if that’s the case ...proper sly geezer over 15 years of service been given to that club show some respect
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The 🐐, elite mentality took a 10 on a par 3 and shot -5 for the next 6 holes
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My mum does the same man, no one taking her phone number ❤️❤️
My homie died 5 years ago his mama still paying his phone bill just to hear em talk on the voicemail
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Anyone have a look at Romford assistant and think the only thing he is good at is kisses tamplins arse, your assistantt jumping round and dancing with the players 😂😂😂😂 Lordy would have come in through the orange juice @ us we behaving like that 😂😂😂😂
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My bird : good of Gareth Southgate to manage the women’s team ain’t it
Me: that’s Phil Neville
My bird: no it ain’t look at the waistcoat
😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️
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And when people say loyalty in non league ... that’s what loyalty in non league gets you 15 years service sold out for a pound note
@RomfordFC
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