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Qualified for the Manatraders Swiss with Greasefang! Got to scoop my last round opponent, which feels great. This deck rocks, but please stop playing Stitcher's Supplier, that card is extra, extra cheeks.
@fireshoes
for value
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@Shulldaddy84
@JohnConnorM
No, I’m good. You’ve given me plenty of fuel already. Go back to your decaf coffee and your seniors health chewy vitamins
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@Catherinelc94
@BernieBroStar
@mirxclealigner
I can’t believe you’re grasping at straws this hard. You don’t seem like the kind of person who listens to other people.
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I WON THE $1K!!!!!! Ran super hot, got lucky in places, my skills carried me in others. I will be posting my list and sideboard guide later tonight!!! 2-1 against hammer, won against 5c zoo, dredge, uw control, and yawgmoth
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@MTGSecretLair
@wizards_magic
@ExtraLife4Kids
Or, you could not support the abuse of autistic kids, just a thought though
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@melurmom
If it’s not from the Komune region of Russia, it’s not a commune, it’s sparkling big house
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@OriginalOestrus
“I can only be anti-racist because I was a horrible racist, directly to people, in my day” is such a terrible thing to say, you should truly feel ashamed of yourself and the damage you’ve caused. You do not deserve the following you have.
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Scored a 4-1 with Mono Green Painter in a
#MtGLegacy
league! I beat 4c beans x2, delver, and red prison, lost to ub scam. Honestly, this felt pretty solid. I felt that not getting game winning cards w/ saga in sphere lands felt weak. Will replace veil with Legolas's reflex soon
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I just really love Amulet, it's my match made in heaven. Every sideboard card pulled weight, but I'm a little less interested in trackers and spouts going forward in paper events. If I were to run it back, I would go -2 Tracker, -2 Spout, +2 EE, +1 Cavern, + 1 Boseiju
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I WON THE STORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Victory is sweet, Amulet’s nectar is sweeter, let’s fucking gooooo
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Anyways edh sucks, legacy rocks, trans rights are human rights, fuck capitalism
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@ecocd
Probably more than you think because he’s trying to assimilate other content creators’ audiences into his own, and a large portion of the magic player base is trans. Even if the amount is small, if it’s above 0 it makes biz sense, right? Posting Joe blowgan is a personal choice
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You fired your content creators, removed coverage from magic events, and now you have very little regard for protecting human life? I was going to attend some of your events this year, but that’s no longer my intent. The industry standard is safety, at least try to keep up
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@SocialistVampyr
@horse_feedbag
Yes, because you’re still diluting the espresso with water, then flavoring with milk. A latte cuts the water out entirely
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@SugarMaven
@void_oasis
@profitwithant
Indirectly and unintentionally, you’ve got it. Until social safety nets improve to the point of complete security, it is an unreasonable risk to reproduce
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I need to talk to Upgrayedd
Finally retiring my original Titans that I’ve used since I picked up Amulet. These babies have found thousands of lands throughout their life, but the old border is just so sexy
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@Magical__Hacker
@SaffronOlive
You can’t play Whir, Decay, Stirrings, or Veil, which sounds extra bad
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Legacy Showcase Thread!
This is my first QP entry event, and my second ever challenge. Im on Blue Painter and I beat D&T round 1
LFG
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SCG is slipping, the whole announcing event details only 30 days before said event sucks. The
#MTGLegacy
10k is going to have so many fewer players than it would if we knew about it for months. I’m worried that if this flops they will never do legacy again.
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So. As an autistic member of the MTG community, I feel obligated to address the Extra Life Secret Lair.
50% of proceeds go to the Autism Center at Seattle Children's Hospital, which uses Applied Behavioral Analysis therapy to "treat" autistic children.
Let's talk about this.
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After so many 4-1s over the past few months, I finally did it, I trophied a
#MTGLegacy
League! But it wasn't with a GSZ deck... it was with Blue Painter! I knew the deck was good and I tweaked it until I was happy, and I love this 75
@fireshoes
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I played Amulet in the NRG event yesterday and went 3-3, and had exactly zero fun actually playing magic. The only fun parts of this weekend were being with friends, and that’s great, but not enjoying magic fucking sucks.
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@Jamesjakerz
@patrickcook28
@sleepisocialist
@BernieToVest
I wish it were funny, as opposed to systemically intentional. The bourgeoise controls the media, and whatever narrative they want to spread will be spread. The only hope we have are independent journalists, and you can see how they’ve been getting treated.
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@WBU39
@sleepisocialist
If you got injured at a protest, you’re probably going to accept medical care from the person in medic equipment, as opposed to questioning their credentials
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@TheGrixisGuy
People look at me weird when I say that I resleeve before every comp rel event, and I think it’s absurd to not do so
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@6fifths
Nothing like loading up a car full of people on a Sunday morning, opening a shit pool, piloting it just as poorly, x-3 dropping, and eating egregious amounts of shitty (read: amazing) Chinese buffet food after. My fav parts about MtG are from pptqs, and Wizards took that away :(
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This virtue signaling is why causal magic content creation sucks. The successful people get off on tokenizing marginalized people, and claim it’s their virtue when questioned
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@HellBellMTG
@omega3316
@fireshoes
@MTG_Arena
Even MTGO has a “…and save targets” button that automatically targets every trigger from a source
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@PascalMaynard
I work at an LGS that mainly sells singles. We have seen an influx of foils and ext art cards because of the amount of collector boxes that customers open and sell back to us. If we opened product for the sake of inventory (we don’t), we would open draft or set boosters
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It’s time for my babies to come back 💜💜💜 I loved this deck back when I first started Modern, and I shall love it again
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@TheClevster
@ComplexAltruist
@LondoMollari13
@2femcel2furious
You haven’t met many landlords, have you?
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@MtgRack
This is not a good look, you can’t just doxx people (especially my locals) when your opponent doesn’t scoop to you, they don’t owe you anything
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Lost in the finals of a Store Champs today with Amulet. Karn was fire against my opponents today, I would not recommend including the package in a blind meta, but it worked out
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@BrandiLynn4Ever
@PyggPickens
@dennisdubs
@girlinabasement
Be the change you want to see in the world comrade
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@veesa_mtg
Here’s a thread.
I love the event playmat. It truly is such a perfect encapsulation of the event.
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3-1-1 and locked for Top 8 for the 3rd event in a row!! I’m playing Karn-ulet, and Karn ended up being a pretty bad decision, but it’s okay when you draw 2 amulets
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@JustinD51652964
@incorrect_mtg
This guy is down so bad, he likes all of his own tweets. It must suck to suck
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@andersoneclair
Unfortunately I think this will harm the future of the format as a whole. It would have been sick to drum up interest in the format with full coverage, especially considering there’s a handful of relevant cards not on MTGO
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@whatasymbolism
@mitchoo_oo
Say that you defend your racist friends without saying that you defend your... wait, you actually just did
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My latest brain-child, Golgari Elves in Pioneer. G1 you don't interact much, but post board you can end up in a grindy midrange shell. Deck is insanely bad against boardwipes currently, might want some Heroic Interventions in the side. Coco is fun
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5 Color Domain Zoo now has perfect mana, and the only change I had to make to the manabase was swapping the Sultai triome for the Grixis one. Excited to take this deck for a spin. I have been on Shardless Agent for a while before this, but
@BunnyJoBurton
convinced me against it
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@TrailRated253
@Morbidful
Do you think that’s a good thing? That you have to pump your body full of stimulants just to not fall asleep while chopping carrots? Capitalism has chewed you up and spat you back onto the fucking asphalt
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@blesstherain13
Genuine question, when I interact with someone who is hard of hearing/deaf in my ‘retail’ job, I usually just grab for a pen and paper, as I have found that to be easier, especially considering I don’t know ASL. Is this socially acceptable, or is it disrespectful?
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@MissouriMTG
@TolarianCollege
It’s so awesome to have a channel dedicated to the newer players, both for learning the game and for deciding what products to buy. Really fantastic stuff. I feel confident showing the channel to new players without even having to watch the video I sent them. A+
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Today is a fantastic day to win a magic tournament
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I don’t like beer, I prefer seltzers, but I'm Wisco born and raised so I have beer opinions and still drink beer regularly
Notes:
Corona must have a lime. D tier if it doesn’t.
Spotted Cow out of a keg is S tier. I imagine the same is true for Summer Shandy
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Channeling my inner
@DevotedDruid
tomorrow at pioneer with my first time shuffling these babes
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@bajabitchin
Get a nice, warm coat, decent boots, and warm socks. If you have a car, put a bag of sand/kitty litter in the trunk, and keep a blanket or two, mittens, a hat, and a road flare. Jumper cables are optional, but you might need them.
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Personal update, I have left twitter and the majority of my involvement in magic behind to spend more time on developing my CNC and 3d printing business. I will likely stop using this account altogether. It's been real, and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun yknow
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With Mycosynth Gardens, I think amulet’s market share will be going up. Here is what my list will look like when I get my Gardens:
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I had the win in the semis and I pissed it away because I was moving too fast. Fuck me.
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Broke: I’m going to get an orchiectomy
Woke: I’m going to
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Magic officially has lesbians now, what a W
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Got there in Minneapolis!
Great weekend, fantastic vibes, some of the most fun I’ve ever had
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Pioneer top 4 matches:
2-0 UR Lotus Field Midrange?
2-1 Lotus Field Combo
2-0 Dimir Rogues
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Top 8 2-1 Soulflayer Surprise
Top 4 0-2 Rakdos Midrange
That’s two top 8’s in a row for me! This feels awesome!!!
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April fool’s sucks. Brings me back to the yellow hat incident last year, which was fuckin despicable. Just a gross day in general
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Played in a 66 person, 7 round, single slot RCQ today. I took a break from amulet and played devoted druid. Picked up
@YungDingoMTG
’s challenge list (-1 land +1 vizier in the main, +1 forgetender -1 sanctifier) without reps and went 3-3. Had a blast casting my old friends 1/X
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Currently playing around with 4 Color 80 card Maverick, and I came up with this when contemplating cutting white. Here is what I have landed on, and I will be playing some of it this week. Jund Zenith has a nice ring to it
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@AlgolVonLoki
@HarveyRjhgaming
@fireshoes
It’s actually factually good. It’s very powerful, and I think you need to do powerful things in this format
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Happy anniversary to the day that I scheduled the consult for my vasectomy, I knew I had to do what I could, so I did
#RoeVsWade
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You’ve heard of beautiful princess island, now get ready for Dirty Bastard Peninsula (florida)
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@ducedub
@1aughing_matter
@JanaAmariChan
Do you though? Do you need the opinion of your coworker on Magic stuff, if they know nothing about Magic? Do you ask your auto mechanic for their opinion on your legal issues or your medical care?Here’s a hint; you shouldn’t, just like you shouldn’t have said anything about this
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@ValerieFatality
The new Pokémon set, Scarlet and Violet, has silver bordered cards instead of yellow, and it will be like that moving forward. Also older Japanese energies will be silver bordered as well
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Many are saying this
After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short.
But I did what I had to do – including hog farming – to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997.
Today, I am honored to represent
#OK01
in the U.S. Congress.
Never EVER give up.
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Got the "Jund 5-0" with a brew on the first try. I present Scam Sun's Zenith, a deck that looks terrible and is only slightly better than that. Beat RW Init, 5c Zenith, Doomsday, and Ruby Storm. Lost round 5 to Prison. Super happy with the result but I cant recommend the deck
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@CdubTakeW
@Davidjaaaaay
@BasedHoodwin
Correct, I wouldn’t be alive if my birth mother had access to reasonable birth control and abortion services. She essentially did not have a choice as to whether or not I would be raised in poverty. This works as intended in the system, as I am more likely to be a low wage worker
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@im_just_laur
I just want to be gendered correctly by my friends. It doesn’t feel like it should be that difficult to change the pronouns you use for somebody
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@d00mwake
This person expects people to believe that they don’t understand statistics, even though they were 9-0 day one at the RC? Sus as fuck
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Skipping an RCQ this weekend to go watch soccer at Lambeau Field with the boys, should be a fun time!
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Skipped an RCQ again to play some 2HG Duel Commander with a friend, and we won with Jeska/Silas Renn and Wilson/Noble Heritage. We were the bad guys today, as we played a total of 12 turns of magic over 3 rounds, but I can happily say I’ve won a competitive event with this LAD
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