Got the waitress at Hooters fired tonite 😂
She said I shouldn’t drive after 14 beers.
Called my buddy Scooter, who is the manager, and he fired her ass!
Sorry Stephanie! If you really cared about your 2 kids you shouldnt have questioned an alpha male in his natural habitat 😂
I am a retired Navy SEAL who served more time you have been alive, with multiple combat tours.
The answer to your question is: 1
The guy in the back who going home after working his ass off to support his family.
Fix yourselves, gentlemen.
AP is trying to downplay Trump's massive rally in Hialeah.
The truth is that not only did he have a massive crowd in person, but he far more viewers online than the GOP debate did, by tens of thousands (at least).
So she started breaking his toy phone. Or it wasn't actually his, but he had a weird obsession with it. Then he stormed into the room and threw a wooden mallet at her.
@jetneptune_
had to kick him out of the tank over it. Shit was so Neptunian.
#fishtanklive
#fishtankdotlive
HUGE NEWS: Just got off the phone with my friend
@CliffordPhilli7
, and he stated that he is ready to
#WalkAway
from the Democrat Party and endorse
@realDonaldTrump
.
Give this patriot a follow!
The Sam Hyde arrest thing was a very short-lived gag I almost reported on.
Story was that this pic was sent to Jon by a few people, with the narrative that an old ex of Sam got in his face with a camera, until Sam smashed her phone.
BREAKING: The Trump campaign has hired Chicago-area election attorney Pericles Abbasi to handle their appeal to an Illinois judge's decision to disqualify former President Trump from the 2024 state ballots.
The real science experiment was proving that one homeless man sleeping is more entertaining than 6 women doing literally anything.
I fucking love science!
#fishtanklive
@NickAdamsinUSA
Ended up having another alpha male over last night, and only had one tomahawk in the fridge!
But because I have built such a great relationship with my butcher, I called him at 10PM, and he drove me over another beautiful piece of meat just in time to toss on the grill.
@MexicanMAGA
I was hacked!
@CliffSrMan
, get your son in line. He keeps doing this shit.
Last week he hacked my ETH trust wallet, and now my transaction is pending. Please help.
Yes I’m a Democrat.
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Male supremacist
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🧵This is the crowd who surrounded the Gaza solidarity encampment at UChicago just a few hours ago.
"Show your fucking face!" one man shouts as another smokes a cigar.
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