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C.C. Gardiner

@ChanGardiner

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“Trump Can Win on Character”…AG Salzberger, NY Times epitaph, 8/26/24
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@TimothyDSnyder @TuffTiffResists After the Meghan and Harry saga dies down and Dan Quayle says he has no documents, the press might take a look at the McGonigal situation, the Deripaska history and the attorneys that have represented them as well as those that currently represent them...
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@ZcohenCNN @gtconway3dg @kpolantz Eastman clerked for Justice Thomas and allegedly coordinated with Ginni Thomas and Utah Sen. Mike Lee who clerked for Alito... small word on Jan. 6, each branch represented with assistes from SS, Pentagon, DHS, etc..
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@SteveSchmidtSES @MSNBC @ProjectLincoln My wife's a lip reader among many things and she says el Chumpo mumbled something about changing his diaper, wire transfers to bitcoin and working for Jared was going to suck balls...
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@richsignorelli ...and this will sound pretentious but it's a f'ing social club in Florida without a f'ing golf course...all because none of the blue blood golf clubs would admit him..(likewise in NY and NJ)...it's why he went into the golf course business...
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@SteveSchmidtSES SA, UAE and Israel have refused to sanction Russia...Kushner, Mnuchin and Pompeo hovered around the money in the middle east from the start...the DOJ, State and SEC all watched this evolve...quid pro quos were so easy...
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@BeschlossDC @nytimes McGonigal is being defended by Bracewell LLP, formerly Bracewell & Guiliani...you just can't make the stuff up...
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@ProjectLincoln @TuckerCarlson @patagonia Is that the JV badminton player from La Jolla Country Day School who blamed his liberal first grade teacher for his intellectual shortcomings or the guy the Court said no reasonable person could think was in the news business?
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@MEPFuller @Ty___Webb Dude if you have something to say, say it, gossip is for Republicans and Maggie Haberman...
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@OccupyDemocrats The party that voted against healthcare for veterans with burn pit issues wants us to pay for a Special Master ordered by a scrub judge in Florida placed by the Federalist Society in case a Republican steals classified info and tries to sell it or use it to extort...hmm
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@duty2warn @avgusergirl Let's see him contribute a billion dollars of his ill-gotten gains to Ukraine's rebuild, then he'll be worth a quote.
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@KaivanShroff Since then, Trump's campaign chief went to prison for biz with Deripaska, Trump lawyer Kasowitz joined Deripaska's defense team and Mitch McConnel got sanctions against him lifted and Kentucky got a big investment from him...small world...
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@meiselasb @STabbytosavit The fat guy had a bad day. His Speaker endorsement got flushed. His buddy Netanyahu is a disaster. Two war crimes prosecutors are closing in on the docs case and everyone assumes he may have made Israel vulnerable.
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@SteveSchmidtSES and for what it's worth, Pope Francis' comments gay or civil unions, his disgust with the US border policies (children) and his naming of the first black Cardinal in US were all specifically directed at el Chumpo, the Federalist losers, Barrett and American voters..highly unusual
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@SteveSchmidtSES Just bc she's never tried a case, belongs to some pseudo Catholic cult, knew very well how embarrassingly unfair her nomination was relative to Garland debacle, and that she wouldn't have made the top 200 list of Scotus nominees, she's just showing her Republican bona fides...
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@petersagal @Lenny507MN @jaketapper The highest ranking elected official ever to be sentenced to prison...and coincidentally another GOP former assistant wrestling coach...
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I will share an intelligence tip. When Don Jr goes on Fox to explain what his father really meant to say or do, it means they are about to be exposed or subpoenaed...you'd hope that Merrick Garland, scholar and theorist is paying attention to the Trump-Fox-RNC daily grifts...
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@SteveSchmidtSES @MSNBC @ProjectLincoln apologies for foul language but a Trump experience is a foul experience...
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@tribelaw It's substantially sadder that the majority of the GOP voted not to certify the election. In itself, that revealed the majority's worst fears about the minority..if you support the GOP in spite of their failure to respect the loss, you ought to be out of business..worse than sad
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@gtconway3d Still can’t believe a state that produced Bill Clinton devolved to Sarah Huckleberry…
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@SenWhitehouse Why bother with secret...a SCOTUS wife pressed states she doesn't live in to ignore the law and force a fraudulent elector scheme...
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@mychaelschnell @TheRickWilson @RepSwalwell Considering the heavy lifting that Schiff did over the last 7 years, representing Dems, independents and Republicans who rejected el Chumpo, this House scene has gotten so obscene that both Biden and Senate Dems ought to be lining up to defend him and piss on the GOP clowns...
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@MikeSington Looks like the Alex Jones special and Mike Pence townhalls didn't light up the box office...who'd have guessed?
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@JohnJHarwood You know who spent an inordinate amount of time on UAE, that would be Jared Kushner. You know who has been soliciting their sovereign wealth fund, that would be Mnuchin. You know what the former administration considered mid-east peace, that would be better relations israel-uae
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@gtconway3d I'm still digesting the fact that Menendez's last bribery scandal was with a Medicare fraudster that el Chumpo happened to have a pardoned on the way out of the WH...small world...
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@AWeissmann_ Between the Manhattan DA and the vaunted SDNY, they hung out for 50 years of Trump grifts...if either had done their jobs, we wouldn't have had a Trump national disaster...
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@lindyli Eastman was a Thomas clerk, Hawley a Roberts clerk, Mike Lee an Alito clerk...SCOTUS people were all over 1/6...Kennedy's retirement was dubious at best...McConnell's play against Garland was a new extreme...Roberts is the captain of the Titanic...
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@SenWhitehouse @EarlOfEnough Today, Sen. Whitehouse was one of the few reasons not to hate the Senate.
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@RobertFaturechi @michaelfairfax3 Martha Stewart just punched a hole in the wall--a lovely wall with a pastoral design...
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@samstein Why should we expect a GOP Justice to know the facts? That was never part of the deal...
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@DavidCayJ @wtime90 His personal auditors, Mazars, quit last year and withdrew their financials. Marcum, auditor for his merger partner for Truth Social didn't just quit, but was fined an astounding $13 million...classic
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@gtconway3d @Marnie39916062 There is a catastrophic sewage backup in the GOP...probably not the time for teabagger theatrics..but the Cornyn-Cruz-Graham folks think it is..if they were stocks you'd short them and sell some more...
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@BeschlossDC @Lawrence @nytimes We haven't heard from Chris Wray, the AG or the team of DOJ alumni-apologist-podcasters...they usually dominate Twitter and the airways...guessing everyone's saving it for books...
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@MacFarlaneNews @PeteCajigal1789 @CBSEveningNews Yet, they managed not to connect the dots between the Saudis and Trump, managed not to point out that the former Pres is under indictment in a couple of places with more to come, managed not to ask about LIV's dubious relationships with American criminals...
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@JamesFLoveIV How about we pull Iowa's corn subsidies...see how that works out for America's farm welfare capitol...
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@AndrewFeinberg @Franpianos @realDonaldTrump Metaphor for the last 4 years...signing a blank piece of paper for the camera..the GOP must be proud
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@gtconway3dg @JoyceWhiteVance He had a team of lawyers, state officials, a cable network, a SCOTUS justice's wife (maybe a couple justices), members of the House and Senate, state AGs...sure seems like a coordinated effort to steal another term...
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@SteveSchmidtSES @ProjectLincoln el Chumpo, Kushner, Barr, Leo and Federalist creeps, the Rupert,Conway,Pence, Pompeo, Miller, McConnell, the entire Trump-WH legal team from a-z(from McGann to Derschowitz and everyone in between) Graham, Paul, Nunes, Meadows, the Sheldon, Sessions, Rosenstein, the GOP as a whole
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@MarkJacob16 @gtconway3dg @CNN Does he still think smoking doesn't kill in spite of the media hysteria...why did he vote to impeach Clinton on morality, but participated in the most corrupt and immoral WH in history...how did he manage to oversee the worst Covid response on the planet based on popul results..
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@SenWhitehouse That's what Federalist Society paid for isn't it? Nobody ever said, hey that Barrett is a brilliant mind that belongs on SCOTUS...
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@JohnWDean @intotheforestsb ...former Clarence Thomas clerk ...Birther lawyer ...Jan. 6 conspirator Sunlight is not an ally for Eastman...
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@neal_katyal If Cannon isn't a case for sanction, for both allowing the court shopping and writing a clownish opinion, when are sanctions appropriate...
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@BeschlossDC @Susie39212967 Given that NPR has ruffled Pompeo and My Twitter Guy's feathers, it seems like a good time to donate a couple of bucks to your local NPR affiliate...
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@TomJChicago @bengin1003 So it would make sense for DOJ to use a couple of war crime prosecutors…
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@gtconway3dg I could never have imagined that Bush and Cheney would be the GOP's most reliable and righteous guys--Bush in his speech at Gettysburg on 9-11 and Cheney today simply by showing up...who knew?
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@RachelBitecofer @tru50liv @RubenGallego Kari Lake has a Giuliani vibe..that likely to end up in a Federal penitentiary vibe…
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@nytmike @maggieNYT What's better than watching grifters grift each other...hilarious
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@votetimscott Are you the same Tim Scott that lobbied the Fed not to regulate the SVB type banks on March 3? Nice call...
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@Acyn From the guy who figured out to lose money operating a casino...
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@AshaRangappa_ Taking it a step further, the House committees' grievance hearing parrot the scripts that Fox entertainers have been reading for a couple of years...same team, same reckless disregard for the facts, similar malice...
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@evanvucci @chrislhayes When a draft dodging, tax evading guy waiting for a swath of indictments, including leading a failed insurrection and cheating in an election, wants to show his patriotism in Waco...
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@TravisAllen02 Does Walmart have any customers that aren't Trump supporters?
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@tedlieu @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Is Rep Lieu the only congress person who is current, who recognizes the real-time absurdity of the right's influence on every day life--things like choice, science, the environment, climate..Ted Lieu all day..
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@Acyn Trey Gowdy gives Stephen King the creeps...
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@ProjectLincoln The phone call that we heard in which el Chumpo asked for GA officials to find 11,700 votes wasn't enough...
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@amandacarpenter @JimMihelakis You might consider why they were concerned. They lied about the election machinery on air. They had everyone in the middle of the planning on regularly. Isn't it more likely that they realized it would lead back to them than they had their first moment of "do the right thing"...
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@RepSwalwell @Locou9 Republicans gave Rush Limbaugh a Medal of Freedom, they watch Tucker Carlson and they elected Louis Gohmert and Donald Trump...not honoring the Capitol Police is just a day's work for the GOP....no surprise there...
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@gtconway3d Meadows, Barr, Pence and the team of "how on Earth" senior advisors ought to be requisite witnesses...
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@TristanSnell Why did pardonees Bannon, Stone and Flynn slip through the DOJ cracks while they planned 1-6 in broad daylight? Why weren't the last minute personnel changes at the Pentagon rejected by the military?
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@TomJChicago @DanaSan68018976 It must be purgatory at the 11th circuit, to watch your reputation circle the bowl after admonishing Cannon with the same defendant…
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@mike10010100 @KenLevy2020 Texas Republicans haven't been this arrogant since their glory days with Enron feeding them..how'd that work out Cornyn and Cruz?
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Turned on the tv...Andrea Mitchell...turned off the tv...
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@floramcg7 @sooze555 @Angry_Staffer Chris Wray was Chris Christie's defense lawyer for Bridgegate...they will both be dragging el Chumpo's rot around for life...Uncle Joe should take the momentum he's got and go for broke on the personnel front...from DOJ to EPA to DHS to Interior and the postal miscreant..
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“DeSantis just doesn’t seem to care much about what most voters care about,” writes @davidfrum . “And voters in turn do not care much about what DeSantis cares most about”:
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@DashDobrofsky @AuntiePho88 Fox was there today to perpetuate the idea that defrauding St Jude's and the resulting ban because of the fraud, probably led to kids dying of cancer, because Fox and Murdoch dine on sewage every day...
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@Devilstower @brocks_rg The governor used Fed aid for anti-vax mandate because the GOP and SCOTUS insist on freedom for morons, unless they're women in Confederate states, got to draw the line there...
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@JoyceWhiteVance ...seems like a good time to remind folks that the Durham goose chase was a Bill Barr product, a permanent reminder of his heinous role at DOJ...
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@ProjectLincoln If you're looking to shine light on US co's and their Russian business, law firms are the lifeblood...and big name firms are up to their caviar in Russian work...
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@Angry_Staffer @joni_novotnak Should have been yesterday...should be questioned by FBI on Kushner-Mnuchin activities SA, UAE, Qatar et al...
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...so American women will be allowed to travel based on the whims of Gohmert, Cruz, Gaetz and Rubio...that might not work out...
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@jennycohn1 @JulipTide You can see why the good people on Leonard Leo's team and the Heritage Foundation paid big dough for Ginni's big brain...she seems like a really savvy strategist -consultant...
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@Acyn If he doesn't get 218 votes, he'll be one step closer to selling used Teslas in Bakersfield...and there's a huge mkt for used Teslas coming up...
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@NotHoodlum Another rough day for the fat guy…more evidence of fraud in Court and his Speaker nominee got drubbed…lots of losing…
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@NTarnopolsky @talshalev1 MAGA brand doesn’t work in Israel either…they need to replace Bibi today…
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@MaryEllenKlas @FousekMichael If Gov. Meatball could do what he's trying to do, it would cost Florida municipalities a fortune to issue bonds, as in sewer, schools, roads...and it's hard to believe it's not written into their muni bond issuance documents...
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Just a reminder…the most corrupt President in history could never have survived a full term without the assistance of Bill Barr and Chris Wray…
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@rgoodlaw @maddow Given how public that conversation became and how overtly crooked it was--asking for the exact number of votes and threatening the SoS and his lawyer--I expected it to play a bigger role in impeachment. Also, it seems pretty clear that SC Graham should be charged as well.
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@OccupyDemocrats The penalty in this one ought to be greater than the award...Fox was and is central to the big lie...
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@AWeissmann_ ...plus NY AG
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@MattGertz Hard to believe it took this long for someone to mention it...then again, they elected a reality game show host with a history of fraud and bankruptcy...
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@gtconway3d That's as crazy as lying on loan documents or forging electoral certification docs or asking a SoS to find exactly the number of votes you lost by...
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@mkraju @snowdogozzie @kristin__wilson @morgan_rimmer Take note of the three former clerks to Supreme Court justices: Ted Cruz, Mike Lee and Josh Hawley...they represent the worst generation, welcomed the coup attempt and will not be remembered fondly when their miserable careers end...
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@SRuhle Mark Meadows got the CoS job by campaigning as a Birther...he was the guy screaming send Obama back to Kenya on the stump...now, he's right where he belongs, a co-conspirator in a RICO indictment...
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@rparloff Makes you wonder if My Twitter Guy allowed Trump back on Twitter to delete the evidence...
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@BradMossEsq @KenLevy2020 Just because a former President, whose lawyers keep quitting, has new lawyers that have to get security clearance to see the classified documents that he says he secretly declassified sometime before or after he stole them and refused to give them back, doesn't mean he's guilty..
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@benyt @EliStokols @katie_robertson Rupert managed to make America's shittiest newspaper worse...
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@davidfrum It's no surprise that Manchin wants to make a splash, throw his state a centrist bone, announce his relevance in public, but you'd think the last four years, and particularly the last six months, would have demanded better context. Biden ought to minimize Manchin yesterday.
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@NormOrnstein @AliVelshi @TheLastWord Best in a nutshell explanation of the House GOP you’ll find…
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@serena_patriot Devin Nunes can refer a legal team since el Chumpo's team is in the process of being disbarred...he specializes in frivolous lawsuits...
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@kaitlancollins @petermorrisCNN Body by Burger King looks very concerned about the 20k people who will die from Covid between now and New Year's...and he's only spent like 150mm dollars on golf trips in four years..the GOP knows how to pick em...
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@TheRickWilson A hood might be more effective...
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@dameemstr @heartsnark The Navajo Nation data, their votes, have been on my mind all day. That is a crowd that has survived centuries of shitty situations, so their election stance is inspiring and worth some thought.
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@EricLisann Ok, I accept that Luttig reveres Thomas in spite of his malfeasance, wretched legal philosophy and insurrectionist wife.
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@Ojeda4America @avgusergirl ...nobody has worked harder to keep WVa's economy in 47th place...when he cashes out of the Senate, his legacy will be a coal salesman who made himself a lot of money and left the state worse off and utterly unprepared for the ultimate demise of coal...count on it...
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@TristanSnell @Meidas_LaurenA Who does he think he is, Dr Oz?
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@FPWellman @julieines411 She is the best candidate in the midterms...best resume...most likely to do the job well...Val Demings all day...
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@mcuban @EagleGuardian2 We learned that Republicans voted not to deliver food, cash or care to those who need it.
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@Angry_Staffer John Roberts special...no problem polluting SCOTUS...he may have a lifetime appointment, but he's already done enough to guarantee a miserable lifetime with a hideous legacy...
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@jdawsey1 @gtconway3d Joe McCarthy and John Birch couldn't make it, but sent best wishes and congrats...
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@SteveSchmidtSES @MarshaBlackburn @sundarpichai @coreydu @ProjectLincoln A state that delivered Al Gore and Howard Baker is riding with Marsha Blackburn...that's breaking really bad
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