Katie Kate UK
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ANILPIN LOVE ON THE BEACH
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Nudey lady on Twitter : What’s better than me?
American Twitter : Nothing gurrrl, you’re so hot. What’s your skincare routine? Keep slaying baby
British Twitter : The new Screwfix Direct autumn/winter catalogue
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The gorilla escaped from London Zoo enclosure & instead of rampaging, he drank 5 litres of blackcurrant squash. This is so British
#Kumbuka
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I don’t know you...but if I can impact your life by being the first person to show you a hamster with her tongue sticking out, then I’m happy with that
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@anti_minotaur
@sophieklahr
You can see they are just tickling it. No limbs being detached 🙈
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Do you remember when your Dad used to put his arm behind the passenger seat to reverse?
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#Gatwick
I would like to see a bigger hero drone sent up to smash the bad drone out of the sky. It can be televised and we can also put bets on
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I’m going out. I’m now 44 and I am not middle aged because there is no way I’m living to 88. Going to eat some cheese and meats in some twatty place and then come home for a Nightnurse chaser
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@buitengebieden
This was actually what happened. Didn’t post it earlier as it scared me 🙈🤣
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#COMPETITION
I’m back to work again and to celebrate, I have a competition for you. Just retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning these beautiful Longines Watch Movement Cufflinks worth £75. The winner will be chosen at random on 31st August. Thank you & good luck🍀
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@realmdoubleok
@notcapnamerica
It’s definitely worse when you are young. From experience, every girl needs to know that it’s not rude to tell men to go away and leave her alone and to make a scene if she needs to. I was way too polite
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First awkward selfie since 2015! 😂 this is me in the car, all tangled & windswept but happy because the shop is going to sell my cufflinks. Thank you for all of your support over the years everybody 💙 massive love to you all
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Said goodbye to my amazing Gran today. Such a positive & amazing person. I was so lucky to have her in my life
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I am giving away 1 pair of handpainted lucky sixpence cufflinks (worth £34) Just retweet to be in with a chance 🍀
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@buitengebieden
There was one in our house. We took it outside and it flew away just fine, thankfully
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Have spent the day watching my creepy pervert neighbour through the special hole I made in the wall
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When I do a wee, I can actually see some people out of the window on the hill and it brings me a weird sense of joy that they don’t know I’m watching them but also doing a wee. Am I a pervert?
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Deactivated Facebook for the last time. If my 'friends' are worth having, they will come round on a BMX & ring on my door like the old days
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#COMPETITION
- Final competition of 2018 🍀Just retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning a pair of hand painted coin Cufflinks worth £36. The winner will be chosen at random on 26th October. Thank you & good luck🍀
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My 6 year old read 'chilled beer' in Tesco as 'child beer'. Dreadful reading mistake so I sent him to bed without his beer tonight
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@LORDJM_
@bundleofJess
I was 21 when I met my husband (he was 31) Have been together for 15 years and married for 10 🤔
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I try and delete an iPhone app and it does that cute little dance like it's being tickled and I can't go through with it
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@samanthajohno
@GMB
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When I was a child I had two brothers and I was a total tomboy. I even thought I was a boy at one point! Thank goodness my Mum didn’t take me to a clinic to start to change me into one 😳
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Imagine going through life being offended by everything. It must be exhausting
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My Dad up North in his seventies. Thank you Specsavers and also random man that dealt with the situation 😳 Madness
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The beauty of Twitter is you can pretend you are anybody on here
*scratches testicles*
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Joining the 40 club on Sunday 😑 Trying to get excited. I guess there is an 80 year old that would do anything for this birthday again so will have to get my head sorted out and love it like I’m 21
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The teacher asked if any of the children had any questions in their Zoom meeting. All the other children said something sensible and mine said ‘when does this finish? It’s been going on for ages’ 😅
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The reason I’m exempt from wearing a mask is the exact reason I wear one
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Retro
#DUND
#DressUPnotdown
Really craving a good night out. Music on, wine, make up. It will all happen again one day and what a party it will be 🥳
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My Mother in Law managed to rescue the baby squirrel that fell out of the tree (Lewy dog had grabbed it 😳) The Mum squirrel has been down and collected it and it’s back in the nest 😅😅 He’s just fine
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I thought I drank a lot before having children. I also thought I drank a lot before Coronavirus appeared. I just keep surprising myself
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Got a crazy bobbly cloud type outside that I’ve always wanted to see. I don’t have a filter on this. So cool. The bobbles were so much better in real life.
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I’ve just finished these handpainted farthing cufflinks. I can usually source coins from the years that mean something to you.
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Yesterday my 2 year old went into a room full of children and shouted 'Hello everybody, this is my friend, Mummy'
My best introduction ever
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I don't know what a favstar is. I don't know what a subtweet is. I don't know what a trophy is. I don't know anything. I'm happy with things
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When Hubby snores I just fantasise about being on beautiful, white sandy beach with a cocktail but there just happens to be a walrus nearby
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I wonder what percentage of men try the gas and air when the midwife leaves the room because I’m certain it’s well over 85%
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My coffee just fell into my bath and it looks like there has been a terrible incident 😭
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Will never forget the day my brother,
@PaulArnoldUK
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Merry Christmas to all my friends here. I have a festive filter because I’m a bit shy these days. Hope you are having a wonderful time x
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You know you are getting old when you do your tequila shot with salt, lemon and a Rennie
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My mother-in-law called the police because she could hear somebody calling out repeatedly and it was just a cat that seems to meow the word ‘help’. I’m not even joking
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My youngest says he can’t go to school because not only has he caught Coronavirus, he thinks he had a superhero mutation which happened in the night 🤔
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I let my boys stay awake and watch the football (bad result) Now they have seen an advert about erectile disfunction and I’m having to explain it 😭🙈 Great night
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Have to mute the Covid word. My little brother ended up in Intensive Care. He is on the mend now but I can’t read people spouting crap like it doesn’t exist. He is in his 30s. So thankful he is still here. He never went to hospital with a cold before. Worse for other people😞
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I’m just showing my kids how we used to load games on the Spectrum and they can’t believe it 😂
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I tried to take a photo which I find very difficult. Then my hat exploded as I have a massive meathead. I wish you all the best night & I’m sure everything will be good next year. We can get through everything if we stay on the same team. I am grateful to know you. Thank you x
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Dry January is over for me 😭🥳 Well done if you can do it. I’m too all over the place
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Are you finding sleep boring?
Sick of having a beautiful home?
Maybe it's time you consider having children
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Don’t want to sound like my Mum but make sure you charge your phone now in case you get a power cut
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I’m honestly the softest person you could meet but if you let a person back in the country that hates the country, doesn’t seem remorseful and is also not bothered by a head in a bin, there is a big problem
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When twitter tells me somebody is 'similar to me' I follow them out of sympathy
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I'm currently having a facial
(The type you discuss on Facebook, not the usual Twitter facial)
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We have been playing darts together a lot this Christmas and we enter the room to our own theme music. My 8 year old has audio of a man burping continuously.
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