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When the sex doll malfunctions mid stroke and now you’re on hold with tech support
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Don’t ever try to be buddy buddy with Jordan Travis again. He’s too good a dude to tell you this so I will. Fuck you, eternally. Don’t ever give us this “I just want FSU to be back” shit. Just read whatever words the network puts in front of you, but leave us out of it. Fuck off.
Selection Sunday. Some tough decisions for the committee this year. Know some people are frustrated and I get it. Here’s my opinion of the final spot going to Bama…
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Tate Rodemaker circled Jarvis Brownlee on the schedule
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When you lose to Leonard Hamilton in OT twice in 9 days
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Never forget the ACC was better prepared to preemptively drop a lawsuit on Florida State than it was to coordinate bowl selections with its member institutions on Selection Sunday.
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FSU no longer owns the most embarrassing finish in a loss to Georgia Tech in college football history
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May the record books reflect the fact that Mike Norvell never lost to Manny Diaz or Dan Mullen
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We really don’t care if the fanbase celebrating finally emerging from the pits of hell on the field after winning 9 games and sweeping your rivals hurts your fragile little internet ego
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You merely adopted poor offensive line play. Dalvin was born in it, molded by it.
Dalvin Cook was only afforded 29 (of 154) yards before contact (125 after contact). Made almost all of his yards after breaking a tackle. While some standout plays include excellent run blocking, there was more from him than from the line in terms of contribution to the run game
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Getting accused of tampering and schools like Notre freaking Dame are complaining we’re spending more than them on talent acquisition.
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I agree with Corey Clark...Dalvin Cook deserved two Heisman Trophies for what he did behind FSU’s offensive lines.
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If I was Hykeem my next tweet would be “which HBCU is in Boulder?”
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Kirby had Fields in punt formation as if Alabama’s shadow staff of 139 ex-NFL head coaches turned analysts/quality control wasn’t gonna notice?
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Atkins obviously should have given Mims the keys to a Hellcat and made Mims race him to the NIL meeting
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Dare I say it...FSU responded masterfully after a blunder?
Strange times indeed.
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It’s official. We won the Brownlee - Greedy trade. Fleeced ‘em
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Leonard Hamilton Court at the Leonard Hamilton Civic Center on Leonard Hamilton Drive on the campus of Leonard Hamilton University.
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Dalvin and Cam are freaks of nature. We were blessed to watch them back to back
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Michael Ojo made it back home to Nigeria and was laid to rest today. A true embodiment of all that is good in this world. Once again, RIP to the big fella. 🖤50🖤
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FSU fans came on twitter ready to scrap with Memphis fans over their head coach’s decision to move on and were met with a cup of tea and a warm embrace 🤣
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When Cam Akers gets drafted the tragedy ESPN will highlight is having to play behind FSU’s offensive line
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Just put him on the plane anyway
Clemson OC and play caller Tony Elliott will miss the Sugar Bowl against Ohio State for COVID-19 reasons.
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Rational and perfectly sane FSU here. Just wanted to let you know that we also hate you.
Know matter how hard this lunatic fringe portion of the FSU fan base tries I refuse to hold this against the Noles and their real fans. Been a fan of the
Noles teams since the early days of Bobby Bowden in early 80’s and will continue to respect that brand and its tradition for
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HyKarlos Williams. IYKYK.
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“They tried to run me out of Tally, I sent three ballers to the NBA and now we goin’ back to Cali.”
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That team literally beat yours a few weeks later. Then you bums THANKED FSU for doing it just so you could pay a guy $80 million to be the laughing stock of the sport. Thanks for the reminder.
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FSU’s so hot right now they’re getting recommitments from the Upside Down
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Brendan Gant went from everybody’s shortlist of outbound transfers to the guy that beats everybody down the field on punt coverage and pretty much never lets the returner make him miss.
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Football, basketball, Cristobal. Don’t matter. Fuck Miami.
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Never forget Braden Fiske, a lifetime Midwesterner that grew up 45 minutes from South Bend, chose FSU over Notre Dame when he had one opportunity to make the most of his final year of college football.
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In 2020, FSU went undefeated vs Florida in football, baseball and basketball. 🤷🏽♂️
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McKitty was a couple years too early. The current version of FSU’s offense would have made that guy a superstar ☹️
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“Y’all can’t develop so you have to get transfers that somebody else developed”
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Let that dude in Boulder know we’re passing the
#2
around like a collection plate
What if…
DBs Edwin Joseph, Conrad Hussey and Damari Brown in their photo shoots last night in Doak
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Part of the ‘22 team’s legacy is how likable they are.
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FSU would have advanced to the Final Four this weekend...
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Finally dipped our toe into the Aussie punter market. Need my guys to branch out to the Samoan lineman market next. 🤞🏽
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I declare FSU basketball as national champions. No takebacks.
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Nearly every single one of you owe Adam Fuller an apology
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If there’s two things this fanbase can do, it’s keep receipts and hold grudges. The lines have been drawn and they’re forever. We all know which media personalities were on the right and wrong side of this, and they’ll be treated accordingly.
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Mack Brown is a tremendous Nole. Never (ever) beats FSU and emasculates Miami on the regular
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Trent Forrest called for a Final Four between the top 4 ranked teams at Georgia State’s arena just now on IG Live. If you’re scared, just say you’re scared
@KUHoops
@ZagMBB
@DaytonMBB
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Ed Orgeron and Randy Moss in a room would sound like an episode of Squidbillies
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FSU has the best CB and best WR in the country committed and it’s the same guy
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Destyn Hill pulling up to his first practice in Tally
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Hopefully Tate’s turned a corner now that he’s done it when it counts, but pack Doak on Saturday and channel that ‘Sean Maguire needs our help - Clemson 2014’ energy anyway just to be safe.
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That’s more like it, you bitches
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They jerked Manny Diaz around only to hire Manny Diaz with rich friends
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Lots of thoughts, lots of time to share them. Bottom line, 2022 is one of the most likable teams we’ve had in a long time.
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Congrats on being a 1st round pick, here’s a montage of the time your dad killed himself
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"You set this bar kinda high bro. These folks be talkin crazy out here now."
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I would like to thank Walt Bell for wasting our time. I’m decommitting from the
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#PlumleePosse
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#ThreeNamePilgrim
#SipToTally
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If your team didn’t win 10 games don’t say shit to me you bum
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Shoutout to FSU athletics being 10000x more resilient to adversity than FSU fans on twitter
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Chris Davis went from kick-6 hero to being the guy hanging in every FSU fan’s football shrine
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Th committee has rejected the results of today’s Rose Bowl. Results on the field don’t matter anyway as long we get to see what we want. Bama to the finals!
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Bunch of 3-star FSU targets became 4-stars. I guess fans can like them now.
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If anything can go wrong with FSU football, it absolutely will.
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A&M gave him a fully guaranteed $75 mill w/ no buyout for the same results they were getting before and now they’re on probation
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Ay pipe down FSU fans. Transfer portal recruiting isn’t really recruiting because you’re obviously not competing with any other schools to sign these guys.
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The current head football coach, the beloved old legendary football coach, the university President and the President’s wife have all contracted COVID. Meanwhile, every weekend of FSU nightlife looks like this
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My guy brought PDub and Snoop to his commitment. Let’s fucking go
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