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Well, "Hawk Tuah" becoming a meme certainly wasn't on my 2024 bingo board...
Oh, wait! Yes it was!
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I just got a boner for the first time in like 6 months
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Me: i cant believe were trapped in the digital circus
pomni: at least im trapped here with you💖
me: true dat
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It's so cool that, despite being the world wide famous celebrity from The Amazing Digital Circus, Pomni chose ME to be her one true love. I'm the luckiest guy in the world
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If you know what this is referencing then you had an awesome childhood
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Do I finish this or nah? 🔥
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Oh yeah? This is how big of a bed i need. Otherwise my flab is hangin off and the monsters under the bed squeeze it and it makes me squeel in glee
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How my wife feels when i roll over in bed and envelop her in all 350+ pounds of my love and kill her
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I wish i lived in the simpsons and could go to moes tavern and have a beer
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Ma left the damn window open last night 🤦♂️woke up to find this little guy in the living room
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The undisputed GOATs of X
"Legend Funny, you can't just include yourself! You don't have nearly the amount of followers of these titans! Bro tried to fit in!"
I don't give a fuck.
I know my worth. I know my status. I know that I could out-tweet you with both hands tied behind
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Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans!
Jeffy: I dont wanna eat no green beans!
Folks, you cant make this shxt up
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10 years ago today, we dumped buckets of *checks notes* ice water on our heads...
WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!
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Why did this hotel I stayed at think I was fucking Kyle Rittenhouse 💀 They left a thank you note and goodie bag and everything wtfffff
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I guess you are saying you like Simpsons porn. Im not gonna knock it tho. Diffrent strokes for different folks. Fucken freak
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Under a mushroom cap. Thought everyone would enjoy this.
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TBT to my vacation to O Block
P.S. If you don't know O Block, you aren't allowed to listen to Chief Keef. Just sayin
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Volo, I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a call. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart
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Apparently X removed likes, soooo... You can use this to show your appreciation for a post instead! Lets get this viral!
BTW if you dont like this then you hate joy and whimsy, and probably lack melanin ☠️
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Those literally arent even drugs...
THEYRE FREAKING BREATH MINTS ☠️
... btw, can i get one?
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@rryluna
Harry Styles was not, is not, and will never be in your goddamn pocket. Stop lying on the internet and log the fuck off
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Homer and marge
feeling safe in someone’s energy is a different type of intimacy
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Is it weird that i wouldnt mind being the dog/online pr*stitute in this scenario? Call it wishful thinking i guess💭
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Pomni: i just had a nightmare 😖
me: what was it
pomni: that you broke up with me🥺
me: it was just a bad dream
pomni: ok yay ☺️
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Latinx.
Latinx.
Latinx.
Latinx.
LATINX!!!!!
I'LL KEEP SAYING IT UNTIL ITS DRILLED THROUGH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BIGOTED SKULL!!!
Just heard the term "Latinx" in the wild and had to stop, close my eyes, and breathe deeply for a couple of seconds
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The Best Rapper Every Year Since 2010:
2010 - Lil Xan
2011 - Lil Xan
2012 - Lil Xan
2013 - Lil Xan
2014 - Lil Xan
2015 - Hozier
2016 - Lil Xan
2017 - Lil Xan
2018 - Lil Xan
2019 - Lil Xan
2020 - Lil Xan
2021 - Lil Xan
2022 - Lil Xan
2023 - Hozier
2024 - LIL XAN!
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Wow! My chud overweight mexican son just experienced the ultimate form of transhumanism in which he used technology to enhance his human cognition and bodily function. In this video you can clearly see that my son now has the ability to expanse his limbs and also generate a
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She doesnt even know you like that 🤦♂️
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Men are genuinely fucking disgusting
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After a long day of posting trends, sometimes ya boy just has to veg out and suck on his binky for a hot minute 🙃
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POV: Pomni is hugging you! I love pomni i want to hug her 🤍
Editor's note: I feel like pomni would be the one needing a hug more lol
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PSA for any fellow white guys that cant seem to keep up with the latest slang: browse r/BlackPeopleTwitter. seriously. its a treasure trove of the newest, hippest lingo
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Matt Groening had a stroke of genius when he named the eldest son of his yellow cartoon family.
If you rearrange the letters in "Bart," you wind up with "brat," which kind of perfectly describes what kind of kid Bart Simpson is.
Hell, I would wring his neck out, too, Homer.
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Real conversation I had today:
Stacy: Hey bae!
Me: ..Huh?
Stacy: You eyebrows are totes on fleek!
Me: What are you even saying?
Stacy: And your outfit is lit!
Me: WHAT HAS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE COME TO?!
Editor's note: Seriously, Shakespeare is probably turning in his grave
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Me and my friend when the blue hair sjw says there are 10000 genders
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I can't believe this is what meme culture has come to, like... WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!
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TICKLE FIGHT!!! ahhhh ooo ahhh stopp😂😂😆😆😆ahhhh ouu ahh it tickless stopppahhhh😩😜😜😆😆🤪ahh thats the spot ahhhh stoppppp🤪😩😩😝😝🥴🥴STOPPPUHHH I CANT BREATHE😩😆😆😁😂AHHH STOPPUHHH😭😭🤣🤣🤣 hey i said stop😂😂 h-hey wha-what are y-🤨😣😣 omggg😖😖😖 STO-UGHHH😩✊💦🥴
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my underwear are taking a bath rn . 😩
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I finally caved and bought that $140 Adobe subscription... Just whipped this little piece up, worth it!
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If you're serious? Drop the CashApp. Now.
if you pay for my nails you’re gonna see them in this position
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MY NAME IS LEGEND. FUNNY
I AM BISEXUAL
TOP, DOM TOP. AGGRESSIVE TOP😈
WHICH MEANS I GRAB YOU BY YOUR ASS AND NECK, PUT YOUR FACE DOWN, ASS UP & FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!🥵
HAVE YOU WALK CRAZY FOR DAYS!!😵💫
YOU'LL BE CALLING ME UP ON THE PHONE "Daddy legend I need some Tylenol"
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Thats gotta hurt!
If all 8 billion human beings were ground into mincemeat, the resulting ball of flesh would be just under 1 km in diameter.
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So it's all "credit artists!" this and "credit artists!" that, except when it comes to my art?
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Had to break the news to grandpa about DrDisrespect. Just a really disappointing situation all around
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🚨 Joe Biden announces he’s dropping out of the Presidential race.
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Young Trump Vs Young Kamala
What do you notice?
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Me reading the words "Tartar sauce is not available":
Tartar sauce is not available.. What y’all putting on these filets
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A chunk of space junk just fell on me from the sky iii am bleeding By e
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Hey guys I loved the pilot! Made some fanart of the show
@XNewNorm
Keep doing what yall are doing 🔥
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Wow... I adopted a rescue penis that looked near identical to the one in this image. He was nervous at first but quickly became part of the family. Tragically, he was struck by a car the day before Christmas 2016
uber driver said he graduated with the same major im studying rn
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With X Premium you can Write in bold or you can write in italics😼
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If you understand this meme then you had an awesome childhood 👇
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You know you're a Twitter user if...
You watch Danny Phantom and think, "I didn't know they made a show about
@kirawontmiss
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I asked my Mama 11 words to describe me she said:
Lively
Entertaining
Great
Exceptional
Noteworthy
Delightful
Fantastic
Unique
Neighborly
Novel
Youthful
Now read the first letter of every word 😊
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BBW wife + elves to make me toys
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Reminds me of the first time i took a vacation to O Block and got to see the place King Von and Chief Keef are from
This baby goes to the aquarium for the first time.
So sweet reactions. 😂
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It's not fair that the rest of the Simpson family must suffer for Bart's misdeeds.
If Marge had any sense, she would have had him aborted as soon as his spikes developed on his fetal crown. They're reminiscent of devil horns, IMO, and foreshadowed what was to come.
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@HalieyWelchX
@talktuahpod
@betr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
ahem...
What I meant to say was...
I am a totally "Normal" amount of excited about this... 😅
yeahh... Totally normal.
yer
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I seriously need a new hobby that isnt sitting in my room and jerking my dick until its raw and hurts real bad
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Hard agree. I would be over the moon to come home after a rotten day, and find a man more masculine than I holding my beloved wife like this. Just let me fix some popcorn before things get too spicy!
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10 years ago today, we dumped buckets of *checks notes* ice-cold water on our heads...
WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!
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