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@ButternutLlama

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Throwback to when I was stuck in line at the grocery store amidst the chaos of holiday shopping…with two young kids. Reached out to my wife and she didn’t want any part of it.
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@Slate “Dear Prudie: My husband says activating the trapdoor we installed on the front porch to dispose of Poors is bad form on Halloween, but I told him since we muzzled the wolves in the pit below for the holidays that it’s ok. Who’s right?”
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@franfraschilla Great point, Fran! It’s about time spoiled Ol’ Roy starts “coaching, teaching, and motivating”. Before you know it, he’s gonna win some big games and ascend to the pantheon of elite coaches like *checks notes* Fran Fraschilla. #analysis
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@behindyourback @AndyRichter I uh...really like Outback restaurant. *looks around, realizes this isn’t restaurant confessions, scuttles out*
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@atpburke What if you also lose control of your blddr and become inconsonant?
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@editti22 Good news: at least FOX is NAILING this broadcast…
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@maggieNYT Haha, The Onion is really getting cra-...wait...what? Wtf is wrong with you?
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@TheLoveBel0w "That's very interesting - isn't that interesting." Haha, soooooo much shade. <3 DB
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@WFKARS She ain’t wrong about the culture surrounding him and many of his supporters. I like Bernie personally, but the toxic, Trump-like zealotry and irrationality of much of the online Bernie Bro-type supporters is hugely off-putting...and frankly concerning.
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@drdrew Ummmm...lots of international travel DOES require certain vaccinations.
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@TheJordanRachel Except..1. No she didn't. 2. No he didn't. And 3. No he didn't. Other than the fact that you literally got EVERY fact wrong, this is a great tweet!
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@dontuna @MassGovernor I see you subscribe to the "If you make enough money, it's cool to shout racial epithets and throw things at you" theory. #BostonWrong
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@ScottAdamsSays @TheTinkerBelles Holy shit - what's wrong with you?
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@samstein @morninggloria I don’t even like Hillary all that much, but holy shit this is a pathetic tweet. Are you 5? Some members of the media really REALLY can’t get over their Hillary obsession. It’s people like you that share a huge portion of the blame for our current national nightmare.
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@maggiefalgout @LSUfootball I must have missed the stories about "all the black policemen murdered in cold blood by protestors" this week. Could you link those to me please?
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@WillPilled How’d that “let Strasburg pitch without regard for pitch limits” work out for him later in his career?
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@BarstoolWake UNC fan here: both Wake and Pitt should be dancing.
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@BrittMcHenry @Kaepernick7 Criticizing this country. Peaceful protest. Standing up 4 ideals even when they are unpopular. That is true patriotism. Sad you don't see it
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@IseenSounds Wins, Conference Championships, Final Fours, and Championships. But nothing important like random recruiting metrics.
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@tom_hart When Knecht left that game, there was only 1.5 minutes left, UNC was up by 8 and was already in the double bonus. But sure, the committee should probably just go ahead and view that as a W for Tennessee, lol.
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@SethDavisHoops What about year after year after year, Seth? At what point do the actual tournament games MATTER? Because the ACC has been outperforming everyone even during its “down period,” so what does that tell us? Hint: it’s not “wacky” and it’s not a fluke.
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@JxSheppard @SalHernandez “Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.”
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@SethDavisHoops THAT THE WORLD THREW AT HIM? LOL! Jesus Christ, Seth. He’s a dirty player who got justifiably criticized. He got off light, honestly.
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@mattyglesias Yes. The political resistance to universal healthcare is absolutely based on making the numbers add up. Savvy take.
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@petersagal Peter's Dr. Oz schadenfreude fan fiction is giving me life. MORE, PLEASE.
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@mcair01 @conorsen @BenjySarlin He followed this up by suggesting putting Trump onstage as counter-programming during the All Star Game...in case anyone was wondering how seriously his commitment is to not “elevating people with delusional conspiracy theories.”
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@maggieNYT Good news you guys: at a time when unprecedented sums of anonymous cash and an increasingly powerful club of influential and super-rich oligarchs have hijacked American democracy, brave journalists like Maggie stand ready to speak truth to power.
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@Toure I’d pay a LOT of money for an actual reporter to ask Trump a question about U.S. policy toward Wakanda.
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@NorthSideCapper @DubZ3Z @TalkinBaseball_ @SNJeffBlair "Mutually agreed" sounds like some PR nonsense. Pretty clear he refused to go to AAA and the club didn't have much choice other than to play along or cut him. So this is the public line.
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@CatskillHermit @Puzzle80X @SIfill_ You can’t respond because you HAVE no response. The screenshot you keep posting doesn’t address the fraudulent name that was introduced as part of the case in an obvious attempt to create a plausible fiction to mislead the court.
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@orientdistress @ShaneRyanHere You both realize she was responding 2 someone who brought that up, right? Her poli tweets are smart + HP-free
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@ArmenVanBuren @mattlibrarian 1. You don’t “hate to say it” 2. You are extraordinarily wrong.
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@IseenSounds Every National title but one since K got here (same as K). 13 out of 20 Final Fours since K got here (more than K). 18 conference championships since K got here (more than K). Exact same number of wins as K (even with Doherty’s dumpster fire years) What does “most” mean to you?
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@SethDavisHoops If Duke gets a 1 seed over UNC that's a travesty. Almost nothing to support that. At all.
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@samstein Hilary’s political career could really take a hit from this 🙄
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@davidsirota Soooo...what’s up with Sirota? Anyone have any ideas? This level of hyperbole and demagoguery is frankly...odd. This isn’t advocacy or expressing a political viewpoint, it’s agenda-driven fanaticism. Something’s up.
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@NPR The presumption that these diagnoses have been made from “reading 3 tweets” is profoundly idiotic and dismissive. This whole article is a dangerous and dramatic example of how a flawed analysis can normalize something deeply abnormal using misleading historical examples.
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@RellDMC Whoever gave you the word of the day calendar for Christmas has a lot to answer for.
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@SethDavisHoops No snarky posts dismissing the ACC’s postseason dominance tonight, Seth?
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@petersagal No partisan statements? I love you, Peter, but this is awful - and, writ large, a massive part of the institutional and societal dysfunction that got us to this place. This isn't the time to be polite. This is EXACTLY the time to be partisan.
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@Deadspin Lumping UNC in there when they are 11-5 and 6-3 in the ACC is...silly? I know you need click-bait headlines, but that's not "terrible" by anyone's definition. This article, on the other hand...
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@indygir17706888 @AliWatkins @gtconway3d It’s also a sign that he was just eating peanut butter out of the jar. Jesus, people.
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@blacklionking73 Gonna get a lot of Jack Reachers - but the answer is Joe Pike.
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@nytimes Kroger...Kroger sells guns?
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@markbertram @GingerMcshady @JayBilas Literally every single thing you just wrote is wrong. I'm actually kind of impressed. That's not easy to do! Do some research, friend.
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@Orioles Garceau with the ELECTRIC call. Sigh.
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@NorthSideCapper @DubZ3Z @TalkinBaseball_ @SNJeffBlair Because you aren't ready to throw away a guy you thought was the next super-stud just one year ago? Duh?
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@jadamlucas Is it possible the other team’s gear was all sold out and this is all that was LEFT? 😉
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@realcoreykno @editti22 @zachbollinger18 @jbenowitz1831 Your mom's so cheap and washed up, Mike Elias wants to pick her up off waivers and Brandon Hyde wants to pitch her in high leverage situations.
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@Kevin88979142 He has an ERA in the 2s and a WHIP of less than 1. If you need/want/expect more that’s a you problem. Those are Cy Young type numbers. Jesus.
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@Buster_ESPN Buster, it’s so brave of you to post this when the Orioles aren’t on that bottom list. Are you ok?
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@waitwait Salie/Rocca 2020 Bumper Sticker: "We Need Mo' Faith!" @Faith_Salie @MoRocca
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@RossMartinNC The fact that you think that way is some nasty authoritarian-style shit. Publicly threatening to be the patriotism police? Making a list? Really creepy. And yes, gross.
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@evepeyser PredatHER, amirite?
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@owen_benfield2 @MattNorlander @CBSSports Yeah, for sure. Duke backs out of its commitment to a tournament EVERY other team is still in for, and then tries to schedule a whole new slate of home games using social justice as cover to duck the criticism. Gross. Typical, but gross.
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@jonathanalter Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you? What a grotesque, morally bankrupt statement.
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@Chelsea_4_Ever2 @jotandstan There is no point. Which is…the point.
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@MLBNetwork @BaseballBrit Running with the bat...the cricket is strong in this one. I prescribe 60 days without tea, and a steady diet of burgers and fries.
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@BrittMcHenry @Kaepernick7 You'd have been tweeting the same shit about MLK back in the day. People said almost these exact same things about him & so many others.
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@MidwestBias21 @jjones9 @JasonLaCanfora Take a look at where cases are skyrocketing and compare them with where protests were taking place. Note the total lack of correlation. My guy.
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@HLewison @melissarohlin @WojVerticalNBA @mySA That's the EXACT same thing, so phenomenal point there, CaptainFalse Equivalency.
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@waitwait Sir Ian McKellen!
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@joshtpm Using genocide in quotes is genuinely gross, Josh.
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@BadSportsRefs The only thing I'll say in Joyce's defense is that at LEAST he admitted he blew the call the apologized for it the next day. Rare mea culpa from the umps.
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@ScottAdamsSays @TheTinkerBelles Haha, yes, huge laughs for suggesting the dad of a dead soldier with his hand on his heart is a wife beater
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@KWill_24 Nailed it.
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@jcalvinmeyer Second-best record in baseball. Worst odds to win it all. Make it make sense. Hopefully Brandon Hyde has this on the wall in the clubhouse...
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@BMOREcenter Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Good lord, dude.
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@petersagal @soledadobrien As I said on another thread: I think there’s a clear distinction between “Nazis aren’t just the people carrying torches at rallies” and “Nazis: they’re just like us!” Regardless of its intentions, this article was the latter.
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@iraglass I think there’s a clear distinction between “Nazis aren’t just the people carrying torches at rallies” and “Nazis: they’re just like us!” Regardless of its intentions, this article was the latter.
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@mattkremnitzer Fangraphs take on the O’s:
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@carolina_pod @UNCGAA 1. Live recording of an episode of the Pod 🎧 2. Special edition of Storytime with Jones & Adam finally revealing stories that couldn’t be told on air 🌶 3. Grits eating competition 🥣 4. Pin-the-tail on Mr. Goose Honkers 📌 5. Top Gun watch party 🎬 6. Golf-off with Jones ⛳️
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@NateSilver538 Nate's not gonna stop until you all just ADMIT that COVID wasn't that big a deal. What's almost 7 million dead (and counting) among friends?
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@bjohnson_23 @BarackObama @BarackObama , blink twice if you’re being held against your will!
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@KFlaherty247 @RossMartin_IC @ghalverson Unbelievable that they didn’t go to the monitor for this.
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@joshtpm The next Putin gift for Trump. “For big boy bath time. Is nice!”
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@iraglass Oh, Ira. You, of all people, should know the difference between these two things:
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@ellorysmith To find out more, please try our new virtual tree locator app: Arbr
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@petersagal @soledadobrien And there’s an enormous and consequential difference between neutrality/objectivity and soft-pedaling something heinous. It’s a difference that professional journalist should be able to recognize.
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@petersagal I have added this perfect tweet to my group thread correspondence with some friends, lol
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@maggieNYT My favorite part of this is “hyperbole aside”.
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@RealMattBarbee @GoodmanHoops Also, I literally laugh out loud when someone claims “Coach K doesn’t want to be a distraction” or “Coach K doesn’t want to make it about him.” Hahahahahahahahaha…it’s so hilariously the opposite of reality that it’s farcical.
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@Buster_ESPN This year has already been hilarious, watching your obvious misery at their strong play. But Buster, it's gonna be so fun to rub your nose in the Orioles success for years to come, lol. You're bitterness is already amusing - and it's about to get even tastier ;-)
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@SethDavisHoops Seth we told you all year the MWC was a fraud. They beat virtually no one. We told you all year the ACC was much better than you & your fellow talking heads portrayed it as. We were correct on both counts. It's ok to say "I was wrong!" instead of just digging in & looking silly.
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@FullFrontalSamB W, and I mean this sincerely, TF.
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@NateSilver538 Old Nate: "Let's see where the data takes us." New Nate: "Let's start with the baseline assumption that I'm correct on these issues, and then assume anyone who disagrees with me is being dishonest." God what a gross fraud you've morphed into.
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@carolina_pod @jadamlucas @JonesAngell Really excited about this prospect you guys mentioned on today's Pod! Can't wait to see him suit up for the Heels!
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@NateSilver538 Nate trying various versions of zooming in & out and it STILL doesn't show what he claims it shows. And he still refuses to address the gaping logical holes in his "argument." I shouldn't be surprised by now, but how much he has fallen in the quality of his analysis is shocking.
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@Andrew_Forrest1 Dook fans calling literally anyone else “entitled” or a front-runner is peak comedic irony, lol
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@LUISGARCIASZN @Os_poems @StoneGarrettRBW Haha, “our loss was a good loss” is a helluva cope, but go on with your little brother self 😂
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@drewmagary I think this hits harder because he exuded and embodied being ALIVE, in such a visceral and charismatic way. Fuck everything.
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@_andrewcarter Her letter makes it crystal clear where she stands. She clearly found Dan's article to be (at minimum) misrepresentative of her actual position. She literally *apologized* to Folt because of the unnecessary drama the article spun up. C'mon man...
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@NateSilver538 Good to see we've learned exactly nothing from 2016. I can see Warren is going to get the Clinton treatment of concerned frowning from mainstream media about non-scandals, while Trump lights his own farts on fire and shits on the Constitution. Be better than this, Nate. Sheesh.
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@TheBirdlandBeat @jfcatcher23 A rumor isn’t something you made up, lol
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@FauxSports @GoodmanHoops That’s Coach K for ya, never wanting to make it about him. He’s a real “fly under the radar” kinda guy. Always about the program, not about him. And if you believe that, I’ve got a special Coach K quarter zip to sell ya, lol.
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