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Fun Fact about me:
This is my favorite video/audio that has ever existed on the internet.
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Amazon: We can't afford to pay our workers more.
Also Amazon: We're going to pay Terry Crews a boatload of money to come roleplay as a poor person for a few hours.
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@AnnaGHughes
“I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is.”
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Tonight, I meant to place a $2.50 bet on the Sabres winning and Kyle Okposo scoring 1st.
Instead, because I'm old, I accidentally placed a $250 bet on the Sabres winning and Kyle Okposo scoring the 1st goal.
Tonight is a very, very, very good night.
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@DanaSchwartzzz
God, this movie about people dreaming was SO GREAT until this jerk showed up!
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AFC East Point Differential through 5 games:
Dolphins: -16
Jets: -2
Patriots: +5
Bills: +91
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It's impossible to explain to people not in/from Buffalo how nuts this storm really was.
36 straight hours of Cat1 Hurricane winds, coupled with 4 feet of snow, snow drifts much higher than that, and real feel Temps below zero degrees.
And it'll be 50° next weekend.
Insane.
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I feel like we've only got 2 or 3 more days of The Pit being fun so, let'er rip, people.
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@Keefler_Elf
Let me die the way God intended:
By a hundred million year old pterodactyl swooping down from the skies of an amusement park I paid to much to get into, biting my head clear off my body as horrified children scream in terror.
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"Now that Buffalo elected a Socialist, I'm never going to come downtown."
Oh no, how will we ever recover financially from your once a year trip to the taste of Buffalo, where you inevitably try something from Applebee's because everything else is "too ethnic," Brenda.
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@Charlie_Reports
@Indiawaltonbflo
@WKBW
"Democratic Mayoral Nominee experienced actual real world experiences, more at 11."
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@Mr_Considerate
I was once asked what my 5 biggest weaknesses were.
5.
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#3
I said "sometimes I drive too fast?"
I did not get, nor want, that job.
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Bills Fans: in order to ensure your safety, we've moved the game.
Sabres fans: You get what you deserve.
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The Venn Diagram of people who are defending Matt Araiza but wanted Kaepernick kicked out of the league is nearly a complete circle.
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Just showed dominance by ending a Zoom meeting with "Go Bills" even though 50% of the people aren't from Buffalo.
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@EndWokeness
Crime rate per 100k people:
FL: 3,922.46
NY: 3,185.20
NY, Literally safer than Florida.
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🎵Welcome to buffalo
Just in time, its gonna snow,
You're gonna be stuck here for weeks in the snow
and we love it🎵
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POV: It's 1996, and your Mom n Dad just got home from grocery shopping.
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As a season ticket holder who's been to every game,
Yes people are booing Cole Beasley.
It's not "Bease" lol. Straight up Boo's.
And it's hilarious.
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@CoryRedding
@GregTheProdigy
@Akramz_Jnr
@bytebot
@valerlesnaps
Shocking you've been on here for 10+ years and have 28 followers with miserable takes like this.
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I wish Buffalo had more than one professional sports team.
NBA would be super cool. MLB I'd probably get sick of but go a couple times a year.
Hell, even an NHL team would be cool.
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Kaiir Elam better start opposite Tre White next week.
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@blueeagleshot
@USProgressives
@LOLGOP
Stop being mad at people making less than you and start being mad at the employers who are under paying you as well.
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@Nina_GoodTimes
My job made everyone come back no matter the situation last month.
I start my new, fully remote, job today.
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My slutty Costume Reveal:
King Shark from the Harley Quinn series.
Sharks, the sluttiest of all the ocean creatures.
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Remember that 3 weeks period where Tim Connelly might have been the best hockey player on the planet?
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@chimeracoder
I, for one, appreciate their brave sacrifice, so that there was a browser already installed for me to use and immediately download Chrome and/or Firefox.
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Nothing makes me want to go to your bar less than having Cole B painted on the side of it.
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If I had the authority, I would eliminate the golf course at Delaware Park, plant a massive amount of trees, & have a system of well lit walking and running trails through the park.
So many more people would get to enjoy and absolutely huge park in the heart of Buffalo this way.
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So, I know the guy who plays piano at the Hyatt on Friday nights, and apparently the Dolphins checked in a short bit ago, and he was throwing jabs at them through the song he was playing as he walked by.
I'm seeing if I can get the video now 🤣
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I bet it's going to be the most beautiful clear sky ever in Buffalo about 10-15 minutes after the totality is over, as an extra FU to us.
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We have some friends who live on the same road as Byron Brown and they've messaged us that the road has been plowed about every 2 or so hours since the plows were able to get out.
If you're wondering why your road is still impassable.
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28 people have died so far but what the Mayor is most worried about is the property of rich people/companies.
Brown echoes a crackdown on looting -- he said the Buffalo Police Department has created a "anti-looting detail" and said they'll be "aggressive" in finding individuals involved in looting.
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I'm going to need a security detail and fire truck stationed out side here 24/7 now k thanks
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"Did you know WNY is a actually on a huge faultline?" has been my go to local trivia/talking point since I was like 11 and now everyone's going to know.
I have to change my entire personality now.
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*Isn't blocked by Rachel Bush on twitter* 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@KittenFlower
Once I had a new coworker who seemed kind, but used the R word, which I hate.
I brought it up to her & said that out of all the words in the English language to use, why that one? She stopped, thought for a few seconds, and said "You're Right, I'm sorry" and never used it again.
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Went outside to shovel our side door because the snow drift was nearly to the handle. Got this little video and it feels like a different world. 4ft show drift next to nearly bare ground. Cars buried but our 23" candy canes visable. So weird and calm and quiet in North Buffalo.
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@JoeJanzen3
@blueeagleshot
@USProgressives
@LOLGOP
Minimum wage is supposed to be a liveable wage. Said the man who enacted minimum wage:
Franklin D Roosevelt
$12 is not a liveable wage.
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@clairewillett
I was giving handfuls of candy away since the weather was so bad. I put a huge handful into this little girls bag (maybe 5 years old). She looked up at me, and totally deadpan goes
"That's too much."
I burst out laughing it was adorable.
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Don't worry everyone, Byron Brown has called in the National Guard to ticket and shoot the ground.
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Bills Fans: Generally pretty cool. Not weirdly defending a Sexual Assaulter. Realize football is mostly cool but there's a lot of problems that need fixing/addressing.
Bills Mafia (Guys): PrObAbBlY DiDnT eVeN hApPeN
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@DanaSchwartzzz
I feel like the entire irony meter for this country is so very broken I don't even know where this registers at anymore.
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17 people died, many because of issues that our M.I.A. Mayor/CC refuse to address, & I'm supposed to care about Multi Billion dollar companies being looted?
Spare me. If you care more about 7/11 than you do about poor people dying preventable deaths, you're part of the problem
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@_janese_buckner
@AmIKylieYet
@Esoterics_
This feels like it should have been done through texting, but....
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I made an updated version of that Disney video that I feel is more accurate.
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Who gives a shit what the dead cap number is, if Von Miller hits women get him the fuck off the team.
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@WSJ
Oh No! They didnt get their original $4.5 Million Dollar listing so now it's down to $3.9?
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NHL Power Ranking Based Off Vibes Alone:
1) Buffalo Sabres
2) who cares
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@MNateShyamalan
No, i don't want no vaccine
No, I dont want my friends to live
No, i cant do my own hair....
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2023-2024 Sabres captain Rasmus Dahlin
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Tua Chevrolet Golf Dome
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Collapsing under pressure in December
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@chrisgayomali
@t_rex20_
As a wedding photographer this is not shocking (& super sad).
Most of our clients were great, under 10 people, were tested prior, etc.
But some clients were absolute monsters, and we just gave them their money back & called it a day.
You get the absolute best and the worst
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@krneely
We embraced both our pink and our purple bathroom! The purple bathroom added wallpaper, an old mirror instead of the boring one they had in and pink trim!
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@catgraffam
Took my wife and I being well into our 30s for people to stop.
Stop. Assuming. People. Can Have/Want. Children.
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Lots of people asking what we'll buy.
- I told my wife to get whatever she wanted and she wants some summer dresses.
- I'm going to get a Sabres Jersey (poll coming soon)
- A dishwasher
-Cat Cafe, Nice dinner, and night on the town.
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