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The Voice of Royal Brougham Park, home of YOUR Seattle Sounders FC 🎤 | School Admin 🚌 | Lover of animals, esp. dogs 🐶| All views are my own
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The last zebra will never be caught, but those hiking Mt. Si in the future will catch occasional glimpses of this legendary creature. It will end up breeding with local deer, causing a proliferation of striped animals known as deebra.
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@colemanm
@RealEstateMaxi
Great idea! We had an underused closet under the stairs, so I converted it into Narnia for my granddaughter
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Iconic image. Jordan Morris reading about Román’s empire at MLS Cup 2016, while Román Torres looks on.
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Winning the CONCACAF Champions League/Cup on your home turf is THE best!
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Congratulations to
@ECSTifo
for last night’s display. Simply stunning. I can’t imagine the hours and hours of work that went into the design, the drawing, the painting, the set-up, etc. it probably seems like a thankless task at times, but know you are all appreciated.💚🩵💙💛
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Welcome to our beautiful new granddaughter and the newest member of the Sounders team, Kaylin Elise, born 5.21.24.
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Sounders have unveiled their new mascot, Zammy the Zorca.
Since the Zebra escaped, Stefan Frei’s red card was rescinded and Sounders got their first away win of the season. Coincidence? I think not. Run Z, Run! Stay safe! We 💚 you 🦓
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Influencers getting free stuff is the rich getting richer. One year, I’d love to see a club give out 100 free jerseys to deserving fans instead. I bet that would go viral (more influence than any influencer) and would be a win win for club and fans. Just saying.
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Andrew Thomas was the hero of the hour, scoring the winning penalty kick after the game remained tied 2-2 following extra time. 😮💨 (I hate penalty kicks, but at least Sounders won this year!)
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This is not some hand-drawn & painted tifo, it’s a banner that someone ordered and paid for online. No effort was made to create it and it was taken down at halftime after Seattle was winning 3-0.
1/10 for effort, creativity, dedication to cause. 0/10 for correct messaging.
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Congrats to
@mikefiechtner
on this stunning photo of Kalani Kossa-Rienzi’s backflip celebration. Hang it in the Louvre!
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The golden age of the Sounders. We came close to winning the Triple that year. I wonder if we truly appreciated what we had at the time?
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Not joking…one of the best Sounders goals ever. The top spin on that strike. 🤯🤯 I 💚 Raul.
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Hands up if you think Olivia absolutely crushed the Sounders Starting XI! 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
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Cody: when you said “burn, destroy, wreck, and kill”, I thought you meant, *literally* destroy, 🤪
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Last night was my 300th game announcing for the
@SoundersFC
. Amongst the many highlights are victories in the US Open Cup (2011), the Supporters’ Shield (2014), MLS Cup (2019), and the CONCACAF Champions League (2022), and possibly the greatest moment of all - announcing Nouhou’s
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I will never not laugh watching this clip of Nouhou who was so busy on his phone that he missed the CCL trophy lift. 🤣 I love him.
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I became a grandfather for the 2nd time last night. Mother and daughter are doing fine and I thank God for the blessing of new life.
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You can only post positive Sounders takes. I’ll go first:
- There’s still 90 points on the table
- There’s no Pro-Rel in MLS
- We got a run-of-play goal from our new striker
- Our injured players will not be injured one day
- Ruidiaz has a 100% cheeky panenka record
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I’d forgotten we didn’t go 2-0 up until the 80th minute. But what a team goal this was!
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Slow motion Thomas PK. It was almost comical how hard he struck it. Louisville GK didn’t stand a chance.
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Things like this and today’s beautiful tifo inject fun into the game. Love it!
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Did Sounders win at Providence Park?
(Checks notes): YES!! 🛴 💚
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Since the Zebra escaped, Stefan Frei’s red card was rescinded and Sounders got their first away win of the season. Coincidence? I think not. Run Z, Run! Stay safe! We 💚 you 🦓
The last zebra will never be caught, but those hiking Mt. Si in the future will catch occasional glimpses of this legendary creature. It will end up breeding with local deer, causing a proliferation of striped animals known as deebra.
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Ladies and Gentlemen: The Dam Broke
In all seriousness, it’s not too late to turn this around. We won’t keep losing games, I guarantee. Hope the dam breaks on April 6.
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Timbers fans will often poke fun at Sounders because of the “Dempsey torn notebook” incident, thinking it’s somehow an embarrassment to the Sounders. In reality, it was one of the most memorable, legendary moments in Sounders history. No team will ever have a better story. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
🏆 Supporters, we encourage you to share your
@opencup
experiences with us. Whether your USOC story is 2 sentences or 2 pages, it's crucial to emphasize the importance of the cup. We urge you & your communities to take action.
When you share use the tags:
#SaveTheCup
#SaveUSOC
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Seeing some mixed reactions to the new kit. When will people learn that I’m always right? I love the new look and you should too. No other opinions are allowed. 😉🤣
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A friend sent me this as a reminder of when Reed Baker-Whiting subbed in to make his debut but it appears the only headshot of him was from when he was about 12. 🤣
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I've started unfollowing perpetually negative Sounders accounts. I can't dwell in that negative space, I'm afraid.
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We can debate bad VAR calls and the lack of consistency all day long, but at the end of the day, we need to score more goals so these poor decisions are not the reason we lose.
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Raul Ruidiaz made MLS Team of the Week, won Player of the Week/Matchday and won Goal of the Week. But according to some Eeyore-types, we should have got rid of him last year. He's still got it, folks.
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Don’t you just love Raul’s personality?! 🥰
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I recently had treatment for facial pre-cancers prescribed by my dermatologist. It was painful - my face turned red & skin literally burned/peeled off. I had to slather my face in Aquaphor to salve the pain & help heal. But the result is almost miraculous - no more pre-cancers!
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Some of you may find this comparison of our old rave green jersey and the new/updated rave green helpful. Many of the promo photos gave either a washed out or minty green look to the striped jersey, but the new green is definitely more vivid & brighter.
#Sounders
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I had a pre-game pep talk with Cristian and Jordan and I think it worked
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Authentic jersey: $160
Hoodie/Jacket: $110
Track Pants: $30
Shoes: $200
Being able to walk around Seattle like a Full Kit W****r: Priceless
[It’s a good job I can claim my employee discount 😱]
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Saw my first cyber truck today and it’s even uglier than I imagined.
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There’s something to be said for hiring a local coach who truly loves Seattle. Just saying.
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Uglier than Ragen’s step on Gauld’s calf. Nouhou is lucky not to have been seriously injured by Paintsill.
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I honestly don’t know if I’ll get a chance to announce any of these games (I guess it depends if I’m still around and if FIFA works with host stadium folks), but this would be a treat and the icing on the cake of a fun PA Announcing career. My birthday is also 6/16, so HB 2 Me!
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Got a Sounders (or other soccer team) shrine in your home or office? Here’s mine.
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Praying that Portland chokes like Timber Joey’s chainsaw tomorrow.
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Me: what we need is a goal at the 50th Anniversary game.
Paul: I’ll see what I can do about that.
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Pedro seems excited to discover that the grass at Longacres is real. Also, I *need* that hoodie!
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I saw the words, Moving On, followed by Nouhou and nearly had a heart attack! 😮💨
MOVING ON 🇨🇲
Nouhou and Cameroon pull off the comeback win over Gambia to advance out of their AFCON Group!
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Longacres is a sign that Sounders are all grown up and can run with the big boys. And by big boys, I mean top teams in other major leagues around the world. It’s a state-of-the-art facility that the club deserves and will continue to help future recruitment of top players
#EBFG
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My trail cam picked up a bobcat in my backyard in Bothell, WA.
Despite being the most common wildcat in North America, bobcats are elusive and rarely seen across their range. They are excellent climbers and will climb trees to rest, chase prey or to escape from predators.
Photo by Neal Herbert / NPS
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Digging the baby blue hoodie.
First time I get to see the
@SoundersFC
rebrand up close. MLS teams haven’t been so successful with rebrands recently, but I’m digging this new look Seattle’s got. Agree?
💥
@JmoSmooth13
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Seattle are not playing Portland Timbers in the US Open Cup!*
*In a break from tradition, Portland’s first team are not competing and their MLS NextPro team got knocked out by a Mexican restaurant from California.
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Conceding a dubious penalty and getting a red card at the same time just about encapsulates our season. Sigh.
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Does your club have a nautical-themed barbershop, complete with fake rust stains? Mine does.
#PugetSounders
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I am going to say something that shouldn't be controversial but will probably annoy a few people who follow me. If you can watch this video and you still subscribe to the view that ACAB, please unfollow me. I mean that, most sincerely. ACAB is an awful stereotype.
On Sunday April 7th, Kitsap Sheriff's Deputy Josh Buonvino was off duty when he spotted an Amber Alert for a missing child.
This body camera video below shows how the off-duty Deputy Buonvino took the initiative to search for the suspect, safely recovering the child.
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My heart was pounding doing the pre-game Ozzie tribute and I was relieved when it was over. 😮💨 I just kept thinking: “Don’t screw this up!”. I always want to do a good job, but the pressure was esp. high b/c of his legendary status. I hope he felt the love from me and the fans.
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I’ve seen some legendary games and tonight’s was easily in the top 5. Epic comeback!
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Poor JP looks absolutely pissed off. But I guess that’s the sort of emotional reaction we actually want from our players. Zero tolerance for losing.
Jordan Morris says despite outcome team played direct and took more chances.
@CascadiasportsN
@SoundersFC
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Sounders joined NASL 1974
Portland joined NASL 1975
Seattle joined MLS 2009
Portland joined MLS 2011
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If they’re putting DE LA VEGA on his jersey, my guess is I’d introduce him as PEDRO. That said, nothing’s been officially announced about the call and response. Looking forward to saying his name, though!
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It’s not often that I announce a goal after the final whistle, but it was fun! Dylan’s goal was definitely the icing on the 🎂 !
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Not handball, per VAR 🤷🏻♂️. As
@JacksonOnRadio
screamed on the radio last night, all we want is CONSISTENCY!
H/t
@Interpearsonal
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I took this selfie last night. I’m quite proud of how it turned out.
#Aurora
#Avenue
#AuroraBorealis
#NorthernLights
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I’m in my school’s annual calendar meeting and I’m noting the important dates in June 2025: birthday on June 16, retirement on June 30. 🎂 🎉 🎊 🎈
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SOUNDERS FC GOOOOOOAAALLLL!!
SCORED BY
#9
RAUL…
RAUL…
RAUL…
(Sounders fans, I can hear you loud and clear on TV chanting RAUL!)
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A student at school told me today that she thought I had a nice voice and should be an announcer. Maybe I’ll look into that. 🤔
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I saw a lot of FIGHT in the Sounders today, esp. the 2nd half. We didn’t get any points, but I don’t think this is a team who have “given up” in any sense.
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OHHHHHHHHHH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to see Seattle win away! HEY!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to see Seattle win away! HEYYYYYYY!
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