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Hall of fame Hater | Zoo NUPE | Pvamu Alumnus| Don’t take my tweets seriously
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Buddy in the orange on that SHIT😭🤣
70s niggas used to kill people then go to the club & dance like this high off cocaine
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Growing up they told me there was no way a little black boy with dyslexia would ever amount to anything. But yet today I got accepted into Morehouse School of Medicine. 🙏Dr.Futrell is on the way!
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Yes...BUT I’m a lot of fun
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#Buccees
management had the nerve to walk right past bro dressed like a KKK memeber but tried to “remind me” to pay for my food before I left.. the world is a crazy place.
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Men as a unit, We gotta hold our selves accountable and start policing this awful behavior.
Beating women ain’t cool.
Undermining sexual assault ain’t cool.
Supporting/Protecting yo rapist homies ain’t cool.
Calling women out their name ain’t cool.
Real men protect women.
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Now that homecoming is officially over
Her: “Hey! you gave me your number at the...”
Me:
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I wouldn’t stop in vidor if the wheels on my car fell off.... I’d Fred flintstone that mf to the next city 😭
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Dear Liver,
I know we not on speaking terms rn
But I just wanna say I’m sorry fa what I did to you this weekend..
Luv you.
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I’m still not fw Tory lanez. A nigga gets allegations about shooting Megan and instead of addressing it like a man he goes silent for a month then drops an album? Nah that’s real trash behavior.
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If I clear my whole schedule for you and you flake. Lmao delete my number
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Austin Futrell, B.S in biology, minor in chemistry and Summa Cum Laude graduate. 🙏
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Got offered a research position at Texas A&M today 😭 complete with a new apartment and a paycheck.. Thank you God 🙏
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I mean let’s be honest... when’s the last time y’all got drunk and yelled out “aye nigga put on that Kcamp”
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A felon lmao
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Presented my research today, lady told me she likes her doctors with dreadlocks.
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Y’all be taking classes like “Remedial English 1102” or “intro to shapes” then get on here talking about “it was a hard semester but God got me🙏” 🤣
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Told my mom she ain’t have to worry anymore. I was gon carry the pain for her💪🏽
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Excuse me madam, may I humbly request some cranium?
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Aye y’all... my MCAT is tomorrow at 8am..if you got the time to say a lil prayer for me tonight that would be great 🙂
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I have to get out of Texas A&M, I stopped at the gas station and this black dude had the audacity to say “howdy my good brother” nigga I was so mad I ain’t even get gas. Just pulled off and road in slience to work 🤦🏽♂️
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All I did was make a path through the darkness. It was y’alls job to survive the animals that lurked ahead. Boyz turned into men, fragile souls became unconquerable and 16 become 1. We made it, go crazy Zoo boyz ♦️
#Deanstatus
#longliveZB
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I’m at jiffy lube and just heard the technician watching a video “how to change the oil on a 2019 Dodge Ram” my truck about to be fucked up 🤦🏽♂️
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Get a Chegg subscription..$15 can save your entire semester🤣
ATTENTION ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS!!!!
If you had one piece of advice to give the incoming freshmen, what would it be ???
#QuoteThis
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Really need my grades put in.. I need to know if I’m supposed to drink and celebrate or drink the pain away💀
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I studied from 6:30pm to 9am this morning...I finally lay down and fall asleep, only for my apartment complex staff to bang on my door at 9:30am to say happy resident appreciation week I’m finna fucking lose it. 🤦🏽♂️
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Gave my momma my card to get her nails done for her birthday...why nobody tell me y’all nails be $120?!
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What’s life without a little melanin 📷
If you like the shirt pls RT to show some love for black businesses 🙏
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Been a legend since a rookie...thank God for letting me see 23 today 💯🙏🏽
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Please get out the left lane if you not tryin do felony speeds. Appreciate it
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Y’all ever shot ya shot by tweeting something similar to whatever they just posted 😂😭
Her tweet - “I’m allergic to cats”
Me - “yea fuck cats”
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This the last time my light bright ass is going outside. So please enjoy 🙂
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Imagine just swimming minding ya business and yo homie flounder get clapped outa nowhere 😭
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Please don’t talk reckless to me before 10am. Talm bout “you in my seat” bitch take yo big humpty dumpty ass body to the back and sit down.
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I don’t speak on shit that I’ve never experienced...but if I bled from my dick once a month I’d be pissed of too.
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My momma said she coming to homecoming 🤣so if y’all see a white lady with a Hennessy bottle mind ya business.
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10$ white tee & sum dirty black forces, over me she gon blow everything outta proportion 🤷🏽♂️🥶
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If I text you “I’m outside” you got 3 minutes to get in the car before I leave yo ass... this not Uber big fella.
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Soo yo dark skin friend playing games lol you and him can run a train on me 👀 — What the fuck makes you think I know how to operate a train...
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Knowing you have to let go of somebody who doesn’t love you the same or is toxic in yo life is a different type of pain..
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It’s all fun and games until someone commits suicide bc of the shit y’all putting on these pages...then what?
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I’ll never forgive the police for killing a pregnant Black woman’s unborn child and still getting to go home to their family at the end of the day.
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Cucumbers at the therapist after y’all been violating them all summer
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Stop putting your energy into people who don’t really give a fuck about you.
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Me and Hennessy always had a love/hate relationship... but at least it’s legal now 🤷🏽♂️
#21stbirthday
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This girl DMs me this morning asking to go on a date. I politely declined and she gon say
“ that’s fine I see your true colors I know what kind of person you are”
Bitch I’m colorblind I don’t even know what color I am 🤨
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4 weeks into medical school and it feels like we’ve been through a years worth of undergrad material...I’m fine..everythings fine
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Hardest part of starting a new chapter in life is closing the last one...
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If we can’t lay in bed and listen to classic R&B and slow jams den you ain’t the one...
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Yo Pv students... if you are in a New Science classroom late at night by yourself, and you not using the whiteboard or the technology.. take yo bitch ass home. Niggas tryin go to medical school. Thx
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Ion have many memories with you. But I’m glad you’re here now. Happy Father’s Day Og 🙏
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Ain’t even finna attempt to fade the library tonight... niggas finna be in there wit black forces, some dice, a bluetooth speaker and no backpack
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Good morning to all the anemic ladies out there👋🏼y’all beautiful even wit ya low iron count.
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Bruhhh it’s a crackhead outside lighting paper on fire and yelling BOOM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Just looked at my spending summary for June...don’t ask me to leave the house.
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Don’t forget to sit down and build your connection with God from time to time.
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If I peep some shit ima just move accordingly...I promise you I ain’t got time for arguing.
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A collection of mediocre bathroom pictures for your viewing pleasure.
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Seen a nigga tweet “I made the deans list” bro not even enrolled 😂😭
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This very fat couple lives next door to my apartment...the wife just came outside and yelled “I’m sick and tired of yo fat ass!!” The husband said back in the calmest voice ”nigga you fat too now get yo big ass back inside the house” I’m screaming 😭
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Coronavirus out here going crazy and some of y’all have nothing but toilet paper in the fridge 😭
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My momma ain’t straight yet so no you can’t get a Birkin ‼️
Blessed to see 22 years of life 🙏 thank you to everybody who came out to my birthday party 👌🏽
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2 days into the semester and I’m already considering selling crack as an alternative.
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