Andrew. E.katongole™
@Andexx57
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About senior lawyers; In 2018! i sourced a client for dear “Mentor” and “our” firm, matter went into litigation, we won with good costs and senior lawyer promised me 800k for a job well done. Twayawukanira ku gate ya Commercial court, teyadaamu kundaba. 🤣
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Guys! Senior lawyer has reached out. He is bitter. I am looking for his name in my tweet I can’t see it. 🤣
About senior lawyers; In 2018! i sourced a client for dear “Mentor” and “our” firm, matter went into litigation, we won with good costs and senior lawyer promised me 800k for a job well done. Twayawukanira ku gate ya Commercial court, teyadaamu kundaba. 🤣
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I left home at 9am through Industrial Area 7th Street and arrived at Parliamentary avenue at 1pm, just in time for lunch. Set off from Parliamentary avenue at 4pm to Ebbs rd. & arrived in Lubowa at 9pm exactly on time for Dinner! I at least had both meals on time. Kla traffic!🤦♂️
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When a lawyer writes to you, get a lawyer to reply.
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In a Taxi;
Conductor; ….Muziweleeze, Sirina budde ngenda mu Nyege Nyege.
Passenger; naako akasaati?😅
Conductor;….abaana bagala kifuba na wallet!
obadde oyagala nyambaale ng’oyo owa ka Suit? oba ageenda ku interview bambi!!
Me in a suit; kanveemu Ssebo😳🤔!
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Counsel, how do I pick a refund for my UB40 ticket? Sente njagala zikozesa ku Christmas. 🤔
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2018📍City Tyres Service bay, picked up a friendly debate with a Stranger abt the Saturday Monitor headline that day. After the long chat, the stranger paid for my tyres (2.85m😳). The Stranger was the now late Mr. Aponye(RIP). God bless his Soul.
What's the most surprising thing a stranger has ever done for you?
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Btw Some young lawyers come go Industrial court to defend the very exact circumstances their employers take them through on a daily. The seniors then walk to the boardroom of the corporate client and toss champagne for the wins on employee exploitation. 😅
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An invite to a circus with the “young lawyers” as clowns. Someone was always going to take advantage of this “young lawyers” rhetoric. Next will be a Sacco-scholarships-2026 🎩 endorsement etc, Familiar script? Eh! sad.
Young Lawyers’ convention Dec 2024 is on. It will be in Kololo. Thousands of young lawyers shall meet the president
@KagutaMuseveni
to present to him what a better working condition means to their profession and how young lawyers working conditions can be improved. Ears on ground
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There is a subgroup of elites here who prefer to depict academic excellence at any level as ‘small victories' that are not significant!
Life is brick by brick, Muleke abaana beyagaale.
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@qataharraymond
Here, new management has no problem playing indoor football after midnight against everyone’s will. 😅
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Gwe, If you want to understand the plight of our economy, advertise a job. The numbers seeking are overwhelming. Accountants applying for receptionist position! If that isn't despair, then what?
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I am sure there are Junior colleagues at the Petitioner’s law firm reading all the legal opinions here and calling each other to say; “Counsel, olaba? Nakugaambye, it’s a fishing expedition”🤦♂️🤣
For the very first time, someone has gone to the Constitutional Court when their cause of action is DEFAMATION. The challenge with Defamation, is that it has a defense called “IT IS TRUE” : so am wondering, if the petitioner thinks “it’s false” and has been injured’ why not try
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Very good initiative you had right there until you talked about a convention and it’s guest, why not engagements with the CJ, PJ, Law Council or ULS?
I have read what most the young lawyers have advised me here. Any person with good intentions listens. My major desire is to atleast do that one thing that will improve a life or two of a young lawyer. Atleast am not so mean to look on. Am open to be guided and advised.
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Forgive the late reply, I am having a great day, thanks.
The gentleman driving the box(read GWagon) UBM…along Kira Road in a black suit, I hope you have a great day sir! Bless! 😘
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After a few drinks at your End of Year staff party, spare sometime to let your HR/supervisor know how you honestly feel about their methods of work. 😅 A Friend of mine has a new job every new year because of this practice.
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@TumukundeTT
@CounselNelson
Katosi Road case; at sentencing one of the lawyers submitted that his client had reformed and even taken a course in theology. Justice Gidudu replied “oh! Let him go emulate St.Paul who wrote a lot of letters from Prison, we shall gladly wait on his”😅
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My plan was to branch off to Pine Motors after the Court Success. Guy just lectured me with 800k. Namukolomira😅
I know Katongole as a chaotic guy. I’m certain it didn’t just end at commercial court. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we want the rest of this story
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The voters have overwhemingly delivered retirement to M7 henchmen read (Muhwezi, Kiyonga, Otafire et al), list keeps growing
#UgandaDecides
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@SimonKaggwaNjal
Did you notice fuel prices in Fortportal being lower than prices in Kampala?
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@NadaAndersen
I rented a house where every once in a while, the Land Lord conducts abrupt inspections with a team of 4 people, accessing every point up to the most private part of the house, ofcourse with comments here & there. Never felt the need to have a personal house like i did then!
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.
@SPKinobe2018
@muwongekasim
@mkbernz
@SilverKayondo
@UgandanLawyer
@koaljacob
here is the man for the job.
#ULS2018
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Thank you
@rkabushenga
, it was worth every minute at
@RugyeyoFarm
. Blessings and Keep going with the inspiration.
Day well spent at
@RugyeyoFarm
! Joined by
@arwakatungu
@askimeze
@Andexx57
to check on
@rkabushenga
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In 2024, If your wife’s cardinal duty is to prepare your dinner and warm it whenever you arrive! You still have some learning to do. Even my grandmother didn’t do that in the 50’s. Teyabikola! 😅
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Senior! the investment that goes into becoming a lawyer can’t be this worth. Training on the job and mentorship should not be mutually exclusive with remuneration. On a daily we see “senior lawyers” parroting the work of their juniors in court. Apaana!
@TheMutaD
Young lawyer, that address, table , free internet and free stationary is your real payment. Be hungry learn and no body will deny your value. The money will come. The young lawyers of 2012 are not young anymore. So you will be senior lawyers too.
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Reminds of a fellow in today’s Ruto X debate, he quipped straight to the president’s ear that they elected him to office under the mantra of “set a thief to catch a thief” to end corruption.🤣
The new taxman's tsar in town! Joined X in June 2024! Send him my regards if you know him! We wish him success in hunting his former colleagues! We are sure he knows them better than us simple souls!
🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭
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Applying the same logic, I still struggle to believe that his 500m bonanza only came to the party leadership’s knowledge after the exhibition. ‘Complicit’ should indeed be the word on both fronts.
The claims of sexual molestation in
@NUP_Ug
as made by Hon
@MathiasMpuuga
may not be false but that he kept quiet & even stayed, having known them back then, makes him complicit.
He’s only using them as political leverage & that’s a worse look.
He’s a shameless opportunist.
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@CarolPrim3
agayiwa intentionally natandika okukaaba. 😂Then Sympathisers in traffic Jam start to donate something to him. After that he moves to another location😂
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@qataharraymond
You need to move to our side, we use the lemon that comes with the traffic Jam to make lemonade. 😅
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In Kikuubo, a product can go through several middlemen (a mark up at every stage) before the final consumer. URA enforcement then jumps on the end consumer demanding for an Efris receipt. Mwe! 🤔
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KB winning in numbers and Museveni in Percentages, but am not an Engineer, please don't call me one.
#UgandaDecides
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Driving around Kampala,i am always more concerned about the depth of the “pothole ahead” during wet season. KCCA should at least indicate deep and shallow ends around them, tuffa!.
#KampalaPotholeExhibition
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A typical kampala business is always one URA assesment away from closure.
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A freind was involved in an accident around 5am a few years ago, Police dropped him helpless at Mulago Casuality point around 6.30am, the good samaritan who followed up from the accident scene narrated to us how ….1/2
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You have seen obsessions in this town until you meet Full Figure and her Hamis Kiggundu Book! Yakaleese ne ku mbaga.😅 i think it’s what makes her “Full”.
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"Your promise for me like a seed, I believe that my season will come"😊🎼-Seasons
@hillsongworship
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Dear
@Airtel_Ug
I sent money to an
@mtnug
number close to 24hrs ago, it left my account bt never reached the recipient. It’s for medical treatment. Consistent calls to your helplines hasn’t yielded a thing. Should I walk to your offices?
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Uber should create request options; Clean car, fairly clean car, DMC etc. You request an Uber around Acacia and you almost wonder how it has made it from Sembabule or Masaka that fast! 🤔
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I once had a dream when I was back at LDC for the Bar Course! I don’t know how but I woke up with tears in my eyes. 🤔 Eh! Eh! Eh! 🤣
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@qataharraymond
Such “uncivilized” governments! Tying a rope around their own neck. We should lecture them about our sustainable democratic practices of State power retention.
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About Parenting, nobody warned me against stocking so many toys for a toddler who in turn just picks interest in Car keys as the favorite toy! Eh!
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The new crop of fraudsters now somehow join alumni WhatsApp groups and inbox unsuspecting people into deals and jobs abroad. This particular one wanted to take me to Dubai and I work with his Uncle at the DXB airport terminal 3! 🤣
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@MR_TWINO
does such a good timely job on books. I know of a BIG Bookshop on BIG shopping malls that for 30 days failed to do what Alex did in 24hrs space. Keep on!
@I_Rugambwa
@Kwezi_Tabaro
@askimeze
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The court order demand is the very interesting one of all. Referring you to police is another non starter!
#MTNMweddeko
something should be done.
@mtnug
@besiandrew
@bkabumba
@mtnug
@MTNza
@MTNzaService
@CACEAfrica
@amgodiva
@mtnugcare
@UgandaTelecom
@cpmayiga
That's alright. But no checks have ever totally immunised any system against mistakes. The point is when mistakes are pointed out like Dr.Kabumba did with MTN, it should be automatically reversed, because MTN has capacity to do so.
#MTNMweddeko
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@ainerugaba
They’re legends who will only comprehend “Okwepicha” and view the rest as rocket science! The Lecturer’s aim is to always cater for all! 🤣
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@AndrewMwenda
@mkainerugaba
@TimKalyegira
@cmbabazi
@yahyamalindi
@cobbo3
Interesting facts Oldman, Waiting on what “Kyaligonza” means.
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This is the time when almost everyone at LDC becomes very spiritual! That colleague you always despise for keeping the firm whatsapp group busy with bible verses commands alot of respect & attention during this time!😅 anyway Good luck.
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Ever imagined the life of an average Kampala young professional ( insert lawyer😒) clad in a suit on a very hot day without a penny in his pocket and having to fake a smile for those complementing his smartness.🤦♂️
Working out when you're broke ain't it man....no way you're walking 7km to come back for tea and bread as breakfast....or hitting the gym at 11am to come back for posho and Sukuma Wiki as lunch 😂😂
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Being an old proffesional is such a blessing but one of the best employers thought otherwise. It seems you old folks are too entitled and demanding. 🤔
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After several movie downloads and Ulii on office Wi-Fi.
Young lawyers after saving 70% of wifi and eating office space for lunch.
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Very kind
@askimeze
,thank you,
@I_Rugambwa
&
@Kwezi_Tabaro
, a motion to keep the chairman 'paka last'.
A man’s gift makes room for him,
And brings him before great men. Proverbs 18:16
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Makindye-Lukuli-Buziga road offers a free practical tutorial on dodging potholes! 🤦♂️
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In Uganda, you go through all the tiring processes of securing a foreign Visa, only to reach Ebb. Airport and the immigration officers repeat the same questions you answered the Embassy!🤦♂️ meanwhile what is “show money”? 🤔
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In Uganda, you can set up a home &still be charged with the duty to work on the road, security and move Utilities like Power&water closer at a cost(many times from as far as kms away). Meanwhile a gov’t official somewhere gets $4,000 per diem fr relaxing away! Tax payer alabye!
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Mukko, the hope, expectations and black tax debts you leave at home as a graduate lawyer may not accord you the chance to command senior lawyer around about contracts. Like you have heard some say here, I give you a desk, Wi-Fi and exposure. Figure it out!
Then junior lawyers need to do what they advise us: have contracts in place. Is seems lawyers need lawyers.
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Amidst all the economic challenges, I hope someone realizes the impact of the 50% public transport cut on the transport cost.
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@JGkibande
@htuhairwe
i now see why Omukukkunavu Tamale keeps writing a book or two about any topic he so wishes. Ask Mirundi that Question and see. 😅
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1. Uganda si yiyo weka.
2. Enguddo zive mu binya.
@beewol
1. Tukooye Ejoogo…
2. Wuwi Wuwiii…
3. 40 Is Too Much!
4. Roads Over Bizigo.
5. Our Tomorrow Is Today.
6. Uganda Yaffe.
7. Enfuufu Yatuuka Dda Mu Katogo.
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He actually put it straight, “Good afternoon Hon. Mawanda.” He was sure it arrives after midday. 🤣leero leero!
Those PLU people appointed Gashumba without understanding who he is. Kati kabamuwulire.
That letter is verbal not written 🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄
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It should never take anybody with any power 40 days to respond to the needs of the people especially when it relates to rights-
@MathiasMpuuga
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@matthewbagonza
@HuduHussein
@DaudiKabanda
@DuncanAbigaba
@nyamadon
Contemplating whether to strike like thunder! 🤣
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Imagine!
A “Senior Lawyer” who did his time just sent me this. Y’all have suffered! 🙆🏾♂️
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The news of Man U topping the Table is greatly exagerrated. I guess this here 👇🏿is the only way it can be on top! 😅 Comfortably.
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2nd August 2021, working Day 1 after Lockdown. 🤦♂️
Arcade LandLord 👇
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2hrs?! this must be a Christmas Joke. Should we tell her? 😅
REGISTRARS AT WORK: If one of your 2023 resolutions was registering your business, know it's not too late; we are here to serve you. You have 8 days to end 2023, yet we can register your business in less than 2 hours and online
@URSBHQ
. No excuse.
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Before rushing to pay for that “sweet land deal/purchase” engage a lawyer lest Ojakutomera.
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You can regard yourself an exposed person, tour some residential neighborhoods in Nairobi and return to Kampala with an inferiority complex.
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Sunday 24th(Sabbath), Monday 25th(Xmas), Tuesday 26th(Boxing Day).🤔
Pastor;😋👅
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There’s a Bank in this Town that can charge up to Ugx 70k for showing up on their counter to withdraw Ugx 300k !! 🤔
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@rkabushenga
Oh no! the Cathedral! So sorry. You may need to conduct an audit on the entire structure before proceeding. Pole.
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Complaint lodged 2019, first scheduled hearing 2023. (UHRC confirms it’s not a problem at all, bya bulijjo)!
Complainant expresses disappointment on that fact alone and Boss fires up the exit button on him. Eh! Anyway Justice delayed is Justice denied.
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My SincereNewYearWishes to all of you. I am "fortu" to Know all of u.
@DawnOfSteel
@Boobsie3
@JanetKawuma
@KushiLops
@claireluwie
@askimeze
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