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Excited to say we are officially homeowners! 2023 is my year dawg I made it out edgebrook🙈
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23 years in Houston and I still have to use my gps to get out of downtown
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You ever just read a girIs tweets and wish a mf treated her right so she can stfu already
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If you’re upset that you can’t go to the festival today you got mental issues
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You’re not gonna meet your loml in midtown I promise you bro
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@JuiceTooWavie
One of the most historically inaccurate films ever but yeah it was pretty entertaining lmao
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im at peace with my shit cus I know I kept it real on my end
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Im gettin too old for 3am links if u aint tryna fuck by 10pm I’m goin to sleep
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Dont invite me to yo crib if you gon let ya son throw toy cars at me bitch 😒
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Cancel the Houston Rockets instead since they wanna play like fucking bums
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@StormTheField
@warriors
Sure didn't look like it when he splashed multiple three's and danced afterwards
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If you judge me off twitter you’re just as stupid as the shit I tweet
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@BetaHideYoGirl
@JuiceTooWavie
Mel Gibson is notorious for making his own personal world history in films lmao
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Just cause I liked yo pic from 36 weeks ago doesn’t make me thirsty. I’m just saying u ain’t looked good in a while
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Why do people take a long time at the drive thru at Canes??? Like you either pick chicken or chicken
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I never thought I'd see the day of
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD
cursing another NBA player and it had to be on my rockets lmaoo this shit is wack
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@Yungjay1223
@BlackVanilla77
@HoopsReference
“Quality vets and role players” They literally had a pg rotation of 40 year olds Jason Terry/ Pablo Prigioni against golden state in the wcf
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Just unfollowed 9 girls 😒 you only got 2 times to be pregnant on my Tl
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Who would believe something written at a 3rd grade level lmao
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Buffalo Wild Wings gotta have the worst wings in the history of wings
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@thugarati
@BenStinar
Yep cause being the only teams that was one game away from knocking out the warriors with kd is being pretenders.
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"I don't have to drink to have a good time."
Cool, you're driving then because I do
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When I said sex is temporary, gaming is forever...I meant that shit
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My little cousin just sneezed and said “Lord I’m only 7” 😫
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After we break up or stop talking don't try to flex and talk about me cause u knew at one point you couldnt go a day without talking to me.
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Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s UR day, ruin it yourself 👌🏽
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Im js instagram never crashed like this before Jenny69 started releasing music
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@LoyalClipperFan
@cbreezy0013
@BolWrld
That’s not the point, he was still dealing with post covid side effects. He clearly wasn’t healthy physically
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I barely had a dad growing up...nowadays kids have 2 or 3 dads and a stepdyke 🤦🏽♂️
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Met up with some dude off offerup for a purchase in a ghetto ass area. I was a bit nervous so i pulled up with the strap on me and it turns out its some little kid in a super mario t shirt💀
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Well slap my ass and call me 1929 cause I'm in a Great Depression
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I’m looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $4000, this is not a pyramid scheme. We will be selling crack
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I don’t hate on broke people because you never know when your financial status can go south
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So Bill Nye the science guy is a Nationals fan? Fuck science
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What if after a Brazilian wax the lady slaps ya coochie n goes “ I like ya cut g”
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Whenever I start off as "just friends" I stay in the friendzone
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Not getting married until I can afford an open bar at my wedding. I ain’t finna disrespect my friends like that
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@JadenIveyIntern
@BiasedHouston
Jordan literally lost to the team the Rockets swept in the finals in 95, shows how much you know ball 🤷🏽♀️
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Just arrest every nigga with this haircut
NEW:
@phoenixpolice
say two 18-year-olds and a 17-year-old have been arrested for shooting a photographer in
#EncantoPark
earlier this month:
#abc15
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Kyle Rittenhouse is the biggest bitch in the entire planet
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@payampakbaz
@Jonathan_Feigen
This is a really bad tweet. Daryl Morey has been an elite gm and constantly put us in the playoffs. Also those three guys you named couldn’t get us past the 2nd round. Cp3 >
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If you go out tonight with this weather warning you ain’t shit lmfao
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Fred VanVleet playing like a fucking Food Town employee wtf
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I never pay attention to gas prices , tf Ima do, not get gas ? 😂
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My car got broken into last night and they only thing they stole was my vaccination card 💀
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Just because your pussy is wet doesn’t mean it’s good.... garbage bags leak too hun 😌
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Thank gawd this curfew kept my boo from going out tonight and cheating on me
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You been asking the TL “me and who?” for the past 6 months. The answer is no one bitch
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Astros, Texans and Rockets play today. At least one of them has to win 🤣🤣
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Hate PENDING payments. Just charge that shit so I can start my healing process 😒
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Imagine your significant other tweeting “I like mine a lil ugly” 💀
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Hate when porn has music, I'm tryna bust a nut not bust a move
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1st of the month 😌 which means rent is due….fucking disgusting
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The biggest scam ever is cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes
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Mfers watch a couple animes and start tweeting bullshit like this lmfaoo
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If you graduated and still go to high school party's you're lame as fuck no discussion lmao
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If we dating that means when I’m sleepy you need to be sleepy too mfer
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Ladies: Don’t let any man who drinks WHITE CLAWS raise his voice at you.
You talk to him woman to woman.
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This the first time some of y’all ever seen $1400 huh lmao
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Biweekly pay is so ass....last week I was eating Red Robin’s thicc ass burgers now I’m stuck at the Wendy’s 4 for $4 this week SMH
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Bitches go to Miami and make tweets like “how’s the weather in Texas🙄” ask yo fuckin kids they still here
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Never lost electricity and my house didn't get flooded yet alone even my street. I really don't deserve this but I'm so grateful
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