Now that I have 280 character tweets, I can finally list all of the Ole Miss mascots.
1. Colonel Reb
2. Black Bear
3. Admiral Akbar
4. Landshark
5. Red/blue Trash cans
6. Red solo cup
7. Eli Manning
8. A Funky's Skinny Bitch
We have arrived at Oakley
@Skyline_Chili
for my fantasy football punishment.
I have to spend 24 hours here, and can leave 1 hour earlier for every coney consumed.
Objective: 14.
Starting off with 4 coneys.
#AdamVsConeys2020
Coworker: “how are you?”
Me: “well the status of my day hinges upon whether or not a 17 year old decides to play football for my favorite university... so not great, Bob.”
Mom was not impressed when I told her that Lane Kiffin liked my tweet about eating sticks of butter.
Not exactly the accomplishments she had in mind for her 25 year old son
If my future girlfriend ever tries to sit on the same side of the booth as me at a restaurant I’m breaking up with her at that exact moment. So cringy.
My senior year of high school I thought the phrase “it’s a dog eat dog world” was “it’s a doggy dog world” and wrote it in an essay.
It’s starting to make sense why Ohio State denied my application
Was driving home on the highway when a girl in the car in front of me pulled her hair back and stuck her head out the window...
I am now the proud owner of a puke covered Honda Civic.
2020 IS MY YEAR, BABY
One of my new favorite things to do on Instagram is intentionally answer the wrong answer on people’s polls
“Should I go out and party or stay in?!”
Umm you need to stay in, Karen.
@DanWolken
How many hospitalizations? How many deaths? None.
The season was played and subsequently resulted in hundreds of small businesses in college towns surviving to see 2021.
Was it pretty? No. But the season’s impact overall was very positive.