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Ole Miss alum • Tweets inspired by @Da_Husch22 .

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Adam Gardner
6 years
When I become president I’m making it a law that if you wreck on the highway during rush hour you have to spend 24 hours in jail
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3 years
If Ole Miss beats Alabama this week I’ll eat 2 sticks of butter on Instagram live
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My junior year prom date got married last night. I've had Skyline Chili 37 times this summer. Both of us doing big things these days
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Elly De La Cruz after we sign him to a 15 year $800M deal:
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Adam Gardner
7 years
Now that I have 280 character tweets, I can finally list all of the Ole Miss mascots. 1. Colonel Reb 2. Black Bear 3. Admiral Akbar 4. Landshark 5. Red/blue Trash cans 6. Red solo cup 7. Eli Manning 8. A Funky's Skinny Bitch
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6 months
@JayCuda Jay is already in midseason form
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. @Reds my grandma is locked in this cage until you call up Elly De La Cruz
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7 years
NCAA
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Me during my entire tenure at Ole Miss:
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8 years
Alabama fans order double slaw no toast at Cane's. #BamaHateWeek
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@barstoolsports @Starting9 Joc looks like a wannabe Pokémon trainer
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2 years
Go Frogs
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Adam Gardner
4 years
Hugh Freeze and his family leaving Liberty:
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Pete Thamel
4 years
Sources: Tennessee will be parting ways with coach Jeremy Pruitt today. AD Phil Fulmer's future will also be addressed.
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Adam Gardner
8 years
If you're in Oxford, be sure to seek shelter in the Vaught-Hemingway endzone. Not many touchdowns there
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Adam Gardner
3 years
Mike Hilton: best pound for pound player in Ole Miss history
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3 years
I’d storm Omaha Beach for Matt Corral
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4 years
@WSJ I wear 7 masks for super protection
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Adam Gardner
9 years
Congratulations to the Miami RedHawks, who by the transitive property are National Champions!
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3 years
@RedditCFB Every college should do this for bowl games
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4 years
We have arrived at Oakley @Skyline_Chili for my fantasy football punishment. I have to spend 24 hours here, and can leave 1 hour earlier for every coney consumed. Objective: 14. Starting off with 4 coneys. #AdamVsConeys2020
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Adam Gardner
2 years
@RapSheet I’m begging you to stop saying “officially official”
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Adam Gardner
10 months
I love when schools/companies know they’re going to get roasted and turn off comments
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The Harvard Corporation: “In this tumultuous and difficult time, we unanimously stand in support of President Gay.”
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2 years
Imagine: the AFC Championship
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3 years
When my relatives ask me tonight why I care so much about beating Mississippi State:
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Adam Gardner
2 years
Nothing makes me happier than hearing Lapham add nothing but “yeah!” and “woo!” during Dan Hoard’s call
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5 years
Bet the house on the Eagles
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7 years
Spend a week or two at Elder and find out for yourself instead of labeling 1000 students racist based on an article. Disgraceful.
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Adam Gardner
5 years
@ClayTravis Clay please blur out that image. There are children on this app.
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Adam Gardner
6 years
Coworker: “how are you?” Me: “well the status of my day hinges upon whether or not a 17 year old decides to play football for my favorite university... so not great, Bob.”
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2 years
@JayCuda This is some of your finer work, Jay
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8 years
Gorillas murdered this year: 0.
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5 years
@CaucasianJames @Zendaya Can’t believe that you saved a bus full of orphans from a tornado yesterday. Thank you, James!
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Adam Gardner
7 years
@darrenrovell HoW MuCH Do ThE PlAyErs GeT, DarReN?
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Adam Gardner
8 years
It's coming...
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5 years
@KGorman_Trib I hope he pimps another homer today and admires it for 10 minutes
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Adam Gardner
3 years
Mom was not impressed when I told her that Lane Kiffin liked my tweet about eating sticks of butter. Not exactly the accomplishments she had in mind for her 25 year old son
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Adam Gardner
5 years
@BarrettSallee The jury is still out on World War II
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8 years
In 2016 it's totally fine to identify as a man, woman, or whatever you want. So why can't I identify as a 21 year old when at a bar?
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Adam Gardner
2 years
@RossDellenger @SInow #4 is terrible. This would kill late-game drives
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Adam Gardner
7 years
If my future girlfriend ever tries to sit on the same side of the booth as me at a restaurant I’m breaking up with her at that exact moment. So cringy.
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Adam Gardner
5 years
@Reds Sonny Gray getting crazy with his nickname
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4 years
Wade Miley showing up to the ballpark:
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1 year
@Reds Please help her
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1 year
. @Reds my grandma is locked in this cage until you call up Elly De La Cruz
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5 years
Altiora, bitches
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3 years
@JonRothstein Did he get a strong ass buyout?
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8 years
First Harambe, now Jay Bruce. Cincinnati just can't hold on to its stars
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6 years
Yeah this didn’t happen lol
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10 years
Don't worry, Cincy. I'll be back... and I'm bringing a southern belle back with me. #OxfordBound
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5 years
LSU backup QB right now
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4 years
Me deciding whether or not to buy GameStop stock:
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@JayCuda Are all images scaled proportionally, Jay?
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Adam Gardner
10 years
Don't worry, guys. We are 2-0 against Germany in World Wars.
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5 years
Matt Luke is GONE! PLAY THE HITS!
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Adam Gardner
6 years
My senior year of high school I thought the phrase “it’s a dog eat dog world” was “it’s a doggy dog world” and wrote it in an essay. It’s starting to make sense why Ohio State denied my application
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Adam Gardner
10 years
Elder student section always on point http://t.co/IkdeN3tAOD
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Adam Gardner
3 years
@Lane_Kiffin give the people what they want
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5 years
Was driving home on the highway when a girl in the car in front of me pulled her hair back and stuck her head out the window... I am now the proud owner of a puke covered Honda Civic. 2020 IS MY YEAR, BABY
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@Reds @Tony_Santi64 Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
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5 years
That road trip to West Lafayette with my kids when I’m 38 will be an electric factory
@OleMissFB
Ole Miss Football
5 years
🚨 SCHEDULE ALERT 🚨 UConn ➡️ 2020 Middle Tennessee ➡️ 2024 Purdue ➡️ 2033 (Oxford) & 2034 (West Lafayette) 📰
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1 year
GRAMMY IS FREE
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1 year
. @Reds my grandma is locked in this cage until you call up Elly De La Cruz
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4 years
@SirKehling @GovMikeDeWine My 4 year old son died of a gambling addiction. This would irresponsible and murderous. #SayNo2SportsGambling
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4 years
@OleMissFB @NCAA y’all waited this long for absolutely no reason
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Adam Gardner
7 years
A cross country dynasty in the making... congratulations to the 🐐!
@setonhsports
Seton High School Athletics
7 years
We are excited to annouce Greg Dickman as Seton’s next Head Cross Country Coach! Welcome Coach Dickman!
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Adam Gardner
1 year
Elly De La Cruz? Dog. Matt McLain? Dog. Joey Votto? Dog. Will Benson? Dog. Jonathan India? Dog. Spencer Steer? Dog. TJ Friedl? Dog.
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5 years
It’s truly amazing Twitter is free.
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Adam Gardner
6 years
I’m older than 75% of college athletes, so why do I look like I’m 12 compared to them?
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2 years
@Reds David Bell:
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Adam Gardner
3 years
I can’t wait to bully all the 283ers. Second class citizens
@Local12
Local 12/WKRC-TV
3 years
513 or... 283? Some Tri-State residents will have to start using a new area code:
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Adam Gardner
2 years
I think one of my #1 pet peeves is when people post their Spotify Wrapped and say “accurate” No shit, it’s literally your data
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6 years
One of my new favorite things to do on Instagram is intentionally answer the wrong answer on people’s polls “Should I go out and party or stay in?!” Umm you need to stay in, Karen.
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Adam Gardner
5 years
@tomselliott Such progressive. Much brave.
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7 years
People forget.
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Adam Gardner
8 years
Get blocked by Steph Curry's wife:✅
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5 years
@JonRothstein I will donate $50 to a charity of your choice if you stop tweeting this
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Adam Gardner
7 years
Ole Miss students-- who would you rather be stranded on an island with: the NCAA or Ole Miss parking services?
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Jim Day:
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3 years
Bad day to be a Bud Light. LFG Rebs
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6 years
Told my buddies to come over for the College Football National Championship. Little do they know we’re watching The Bachelor tonight instead
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5 years
@JonRothstein If you tweet this on June 1st we riot
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Adam Gardner
10 years
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Adam Gardner
4 years
@DanWolken How many hospitalizations? How many deaths? None. The season was played and subsequently resulted in hundreds of small businesses in college towns surviving to see 2021. Was it pretty? No. But the season’s impact overall was very positive.
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Adam Gardner
3 years
For all of you trying to get money from Venmo
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Me on my way to stimulate tf out of the economy
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4 years
My college classmate just caught a touchdown in the NFL playoffs. I’m 5 beers deep at a casino. Both of us doing big things
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