A Tweet Thread: We are living in the pre-apocalypse
Now, when I say Apocalypse, I need to point out that it doesn't *necessarily* mean The End Of Everything
The Apocalypse is a complete breaking/failure of society. What happens afterwards is irrelevant to whether or not 👇
@EvelisionVision
SLAMMING SOMEONE UP AGAINST A DOOR AND KISSING THEM FORCEFULLY WITH NO WARNING ISN'T OK EVEN IF THEY WERE OVER 18, TALKED TO YOU AND FLIRTED WITH YOU, OR EVEN DANCED WITH YOU
@yourlovesupreme
Bro... I'm 44 years old and - through the miracle of wearing underwear and clothes that fit properly - never have I squished my balls from sitting like a normal person
@mjkea
I mean, if he really were an Anheuser Busch distributor, he'd find a whole lot harder to feed his family after they fire his ass for making this video disparaging the company
@Anthaver
@punishedpants
Yeah, then he got mad that they left his food on the ground when he told them he wasn't going to come out or let him through, and he was calling the cops
Like, what the fuck did he expect them to do with it
@Anthaver
@punishedpants
I read the thread... How about you explain to me how the food was supposed to get to this guy if he wasn't going to come out for it, but also wouldn't let him through 🤔 Are we talking slingshot? Portal gun? Magic wand?
@EuphoriTori
"You cheat and say nasty things, so you deserve to be brutally murdered" pretty much sums up the opinions of entire TERF movement
I'm actually surprised it isn't their official motto
@Croat_in_NY
@_celia_bedelia_
Speak for yourself, bro, I love piercings on women
Seriously, I used to do piercings in a shop, and there are so many guys who find this attractive. Plus, ravers and festival guys like it too. You sound like you've only met boring dorks
@halomancer1
Wait... Are they saying that they believe that the $43 Billion the US gave the Ukraine in military aid is half of our military? The military we currently spend $1 Trillion a YEAR on? LOLOLOL
That's like saying they think $100 is half the cost of a brand new car
@ParisPhl
I am part owner of a small brewery, and friends almost exclusively with other owners, employees and whatnot... The games have always been for drunk adults as far as I've ever seen
@redlianak
@mikecompetition
@SzMarsupial
Hey, so there's actually an entire set of groups of police and military whose entire purpose is to do extractions and stuff like that without harming civilians
@SamtheNightOwl
"We're rich white people, and did a test that has been proven to be racially and socioeconomically biased, and ignores factors like emotion, social skills, motivation or even morality. Oh, and we skipped the most important parts. We scored off the charts!"
@Anthaver
@punishedpants
Is this like, his burner account or something? You're really working hard to make us all forget the words we read with our own eyes and say this dude was in the right
@halomancer1
There are a bunch of them I see around saying "They shouldn't guve puberty blockers to KIDS!"
Like, bruh... When do you think puberty happens
@CantEverDie
Anyone who makes up a scenario in their mind where they're putting 100 trans people on a remote island and then contemplating their mating habits is definitely not beating the chaser allegations
@redlianak
@mikecompetition
@SzMarsupial
I feel like we heard, my whole life, about how amazing the Mossad was at stuff like *Covert operations* and here we are in 2023 learning that was all just bullshit
@roastmalone_
I had a former cheerleader working for me at a restaurant as a hostess, and when I asked her to write the specials on the whiteboard it was like I had given her the opportunity to compete in the Olympics
@undryne
@BigMeanInternet
Correct - punching a sex predator is good
Choking a hungry homeless person to death for being loud is bad
Amazing that those need explanation
@halomancer1
Some of these troll accounts can't help but post whatever their 'main subject' is under completely unrelated Tweets, so I was trying to play *translate the crazy*
@steveplotnicki
@_Zeets
As someone who's managed people for more than 2 decades, I promise you that individualism RARELY yields more productivity than collective teamwork.
There's a reason literally every corporation in existence spends so much time on teamwork exercises and building cohesive teams
@finalfaerie
@AsterOlsen
Technically they all have the same genitals and no chromosomes so 100% of their gender is based on what they choose to present as
@Elizacouler
@_celia_bedelia_
Elizabeth, have you considered that we're discussing random people's blood, meaning we (or potentially even the person it belongs to) have no idea whether or not it's infected with a pathogen? And therefore need to treat it as if it could be?
@JoshuaConkel
@talderwitch
You believe that... Telling people what's in some media... Is... Censorship?
Like, if I tell you, "Hey, this has a sex scene in it, just in case you or your kids didn't want to see a titty" you think that's "censorship?"
@afrofatalism
Why the fuck would I watch movies except for them to make me feel good
Bro just discovering the purpose of entertainment is to be entertained LOLOLOL
@PalmerReport
I will always point this out:
Polls are answered by people who answer a call from an unknown number, usually on a landline during the day, and after hearing it's a poll *stay on the line for 15 minutes answering questions about politics.*
Young people absolutely don't do that
@ChitownJeff
@HillaryHolley4
Who should we believe? The independent investigators who found no gunshot residue on his hands and indication that he was shot with his hands in the air, or the cops who say "nuh uhh!"
Definitely a tough decision, here
@juantimetoomany
@BenjaminFogel
Terrorism is not genocide - both are terrible acts, but genocide requires being in a position of power, which is literally the opposite of rebellious terrorist acts
@AriDrennen
The fact that they keep referring to all trans women as "men in dresses" tells you that they're all insanely out of touch with what actual humans do in the real, non-Internet world
I know lots of trans women, and have only seen a couple ever wear dresses, on rare occasions
@JairoRod01_
@cheese_macking
@MattBinder
So, here's the thing... Nobody at that school who voted for the Homecoming court was lied to
You're getting mad about something that doesn't affect you at all, on behalf of people who literally chose this for themselves
@King_Kenvy
@LolOverruled
You understand that Pride clothing for children is generally about support for a family member right... Like, LGBTQ people have children too
@MarciaBelsky
The fact that they equate saying "It's wrong to indiscriminately bomb children" with anti-Zionism and, vicariously, with antisemitism, is really something